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What would be the best way to kill myself?

I hear death by spam is fun.

Slash your wrist from one side to the other

wrong

horizontal.

I pointed this out days ago.

;)

Get a load of tanked up naked girls to pile up on you in Vegas until you suffocate. At least that way you'll go out getting some ass.:Graucho

Put a pencil up your nostril and bang down on a table.

purchase a quick ass motor bike, remove all of your clothes, take it up to 160... and cross into the oncoming path of a semi.

maybe a good hanging

to extreme

Make a small incision in your stomach.
Pull out your intestines.
Hang yourself with the intestines.
A cryptic suicide note about aliens might be a nice touch.

why kill yourself? Marry her, raise the child. Having baby redshoe has changed my life, and soon I discoverd that this "rock thing" was true, that Jerry Lee Lewis was the devil. And that Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a profet, and all of a sudden I found myself in love with the world, and so there was only one thing that I wanted to do. And that was to dinga dang dong, my dang long ling long.

That would make a sweet movie clip.

heheh

I was just foolin with him. I knew that already although I didn't see your post about it. Some friends and I were talking the other day about this screwed up bitch we knew from back in the day. She tried to kill herself this way twice; it didn't work for her either time.

When you're right you're right!

If it's worth doing then do it right. :thumbsup

Wake up next to this guy
http://www.rikky.net/news/vile.jpg

Death by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

Damn, must be hard for that guy to jerk well surfing porn. What would he hold his gut up with?

Isn't that what I said - sortof?

marry a hitbot!

sort of ... but not really.

One of my friend did that... and your statistics are confirmed.

Guess why.... because his girlfriend dropped him ! :helpme

I think you ment to say 'vertical'. :winkwink:

Get some of your friends to do gay snuff porn. Volunteer.

ouch

I had a friend do the same thing for the same damn reason, only he aimed the shotgun at his chest.

He was 16 at the time.

about 10 years ago my cousin blew his head off with a 357. there was a search party looking for him (he lived in the country) and it was my dad who found him. pretty fucked up. he was 18.

Okay no more jokes.

Here is the number:

976-KILL-ME

I am depressed now.

i kill you 15$ paypal :BangBang:

No.

To slice vertically, would imply that the person holds his arm at a right angle in front of him and slices downward as his arm should be vertical to achieve a 'vertical' slice.

A horizontal slice, simply implies horizontally in proportion to the body, meaning not 'side to side' as quoted above, but downward. Position vs the line or 'horizon' of the body, thus 'horizontal' is applied.

So although similar in definition, vertical and horizontal are not the same.

If a horozontal line is at right angle of a vertical line, its not vertical, its horizontal along the plane.

Simple math teaches us so.

Get off my tail.

:winkwink:

I can feel the pain, especially if you survive.

Been there, done that.. or what?

Fletch XXX - I know exactly what you are talking about but for some reason, reading your explanation made me crosseyed.:helpme

I've always been a big fan of the 'ol dryer vent hose from the exhaust pipe into the window. I've killed myself dozens of times, and this one is the best.

Yeah.

Reminds me of that serial killer in the movie "Dead Zone". He knows he's going to get caught, you can see him in the bathroom, where he put open scissors on the sink, then with his arms behind his head. He is going to swing and aim his eyes on the scissors.

Interesting suicide.

You arm is usually hanging down at your side or straight up to give me the finger. Right? If I were going to slice my wrist my arm would be bent at the elbow with fingers pointing up. I would then slice from wrist DOWN, VERTICALLY.

. . . . . . . . <-- Horz.

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. <-- Vert.

Right?

Ok, I'm off your tail now.
:winkwink:

Your play on words was cute, but now its just silly.

I hate annoying chicks.

I'm an annoying chick, and I think Fletch XXX is right.

Good explanation.

maybe a good drowing with cement boots on

:1orglaugh

u fucked a hooker without using a condom?

not me but he did

You're going to die of death by AIDS and herpes anyway.

Good for you. Phft. :thumbsup