Americans think soccer is boring - GoFuckYourself.com

DamianJ · 06-22-2010, 04:07 AM

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NB This is a cartoon. The purpose of it is to be amusing. Not to start lots of mental nascar fans screaming in this thread about football being shit etc.

It is just a cartoon intended to make some people laugh.

OK, carry on.

GatorB · 06-22-2010, 04:11 AM

Most American think Nascar is boring. Nascar is for inbred rednecks. Not REAL Americans.

TheDA · 06-22-2010, 04:34 AM

Some also think that a 1-1 draw is a win

inabon · 06-22-2010, 04:38 AM

soccer sucks ass

the only fucking game you sit through 2 hours of sometimes 0-0 score fucking pathetic

and they have a huge goal to kick a small ball through

and dont get me started with the pussy ass players who get a slight push and crumble down to stop the game

FUCK CANT WAIT FOR THIS SHIT TO END

DamianJ · 06-22-2010, 04:41 AM

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Originally Posted by TheDA

Some also think that a 1-1 draw is a win

Oh wow. That is wonderful.

I hate all sports equally. Waste of time. But even I know that 1-1 isn't a win.

The Duck · 06-22-2010, 04:56 AM

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Originally Posted by TheDA

Some also think that a 1-1 draw is a win

eastwood · 06-22-2010, 05:00 AM

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Originally Posted by inabon

soccer sucks ass

the only fucking game you sit through 2 hours of sometimes 0-0 score fucking pathetic

and they have a huge goal to kick a small ball through

and dont get me started with the pussy ass players who get a slight push and crumble down to stop the game

FUCK CANT WAIT FOR THIS SHIT TO END

90 minutes isnt exactly 2 hours now is it? Even with the 15minute break its not.
How big is the american football goal?
How much protection do american footballers where?

If they wanted to play a really tough game, try australian football.

Sausage · 06-22-2010, 05:12 AM

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Originally Posted by eastwood

90 minutes isnt exactly 2 hours now is it? Even with the 15minute break its not.
How big is the american football goal?
How much protection do american footballers where?

If they wanted to play a really tough game, try australian football.

Funny you mention that. Was just watching a AFL hits video. These guys have absolutely no body armour, no head guards ... i think a mouthguard is the extent of it and they just hammer eachother. Nothing like American 'football' where they have 20 layers of kevlar body armour.

TeenCat · 06-22-2010, 05:17 AM

or their american football ... 4 hours of game, 30 minutes of play time ... or their baseball ...

GatorB · 06-22-2010, 05:35 AM

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Originally Posted by TeenCat

or their american football ... 4 hours of game, 30 minutes of play time ... or their baseball ...

Actually football is 3 hours not 4. OUR baseball? You do realzie the roots of baseball go back to england.

ottopottomouse · 06-22-2010, 05:47 AM

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Originally Posted by GatorB

OUR baseball? You do realzie the roots of baseball go back to england.

Where it's a kids game called rounders

seeandsee · 06-22-2010, 05:50 AM

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Originally Posted by TheDA

Some also think that a 1-1 draw is a win

usa dont know the basic rules

inabon · 06-22-2010, 06:03 AM

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Originally Posted by eastwood

90 minutes isnt exactly 2 hours now is it? Even with the 15minute break its not.
How big is the american football goal?
How much protection do american footballers where?

If they wanted to play a really tough game, try australian football.

dude even so at least you see scores

and about the protection tell me how much the best AUSIE football player makes per year?

i mean you have to protect your asset to keep making money.

and yes it is PRO football so money does matter

inabon · 06-22-2010, 06:05 AM

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Originally Posted by TeenCat

or their american football ... 4 hours of game, 30 minutes of play time ... or their baseball ...

well i agree on baseball it is kind of boring too

i preffer NBA (oldschool cause new nba ermn well just bunch of tattoed mofos playing ball)

NFL

Voleyball

that kind of good shit

soccer sucks

PR_Glen · 06-22-2010, 06:14 AM

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Originally Posted by GatorB

Most American think Nascar is boring. Nascar is for inbred rednecks. Not REAL Americans.

I'm pretty sure nascar is either number 1 or 2 in popularity in the US right now so your MOST is incorrect...

I'm only a marginal fan myself so not just defending it because i love it here.

...and btw that cartoon is pretty funny Damianj ;)

brassmonkey · 06-22-2010, 06:18 AM

theres a good 1 today watching that mexico game.

clicker · 06-22-2010, 06:21 AM

I prefer it over NASCAR but hard to sit and watch a full game. It is hard to keep my attention.

kowalsky · 06-22-2010, 06:35 AM

Any sport is boring if you don´t understand it... or know it...

4pleasure_Davide · 06-22-2010, 06:38 AM

Idd everything can be boring, even porn :p

BestXXXPorn · 06-22-2010, 06:41 AM

IMO not much gets more boring than NASCAR... Really anything circle track is incredibly lame to me. Maybe I have a certain inherent disdain from growing up in Daytona but man, I just don't get NASCAR...

BlackCrayon · 06-22-2010, 06:46 AM

really, watching any sports on tv is painfully boring. even as a canadian i have no interest in watching hockey.

yuu.design · 06-22-2010, 11:01 AM

hahaha, funny!

CDSmith · 06-22-2010, 11:08 AM

It's funny, certainly isn't something to argue about.

500 miles of left turns is pretty accurate. I'd rather watch soccer than NASCAR any day but if it's not the world cup I don't watch much of it either.

cwd · 06-22-2010, 11:13 AM

3rd match in Group phase is really where things start to heat up. Really enjoy watching WC, so much fun!

ProG · 06-22-2010, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Sausage

Funny you mention that. Was just watching a AFL hits video. These guys have absolutely no body armour, no head guards ... i think a mouthguard is the extent of it and they just hammer eachother. Nothing like American 'football' where they have 20 layers of kevlar body armour.

These guys look like little girls compared to NFL players. I doubt they would ever play again after one day in the NFL.

As far as I'm concerned, soccer is equally as boring and pointless as nascar.

joshuawk · 06-22-2010, 11:41 AM

https://youtube.com/watch?v=5xLn-X8YJRg

joshuawk · 06-22-2010, 11:42 AM

joshuawk · 06-22-2010, 11:43 AM

how the hell do u embed a video lol

BigDeanEvans · 06-22-2010, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Sausage

Funny you mention that. Was just watching a AFL hits video. These guys have absolutely no body armour, no head guards ... i think a mouthguard is the extent of it and they just hammer eachother. Nothing like American 'football' where they have 20 layers of kevlar body armour.

These guys wouldn't last a minute in college football let alone pro

WarChild · 06-22-2010, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Sausage

Funny you mention that. Was just watching a AFL hits video. These guys have absolutely no body armour, no head guards ... i think a mouthguard is the extent of it and they just hammer eachother. Nothing like American 'football' where they have 20 layers of kevlar body armour.

I have to assume you haven't played any American style football ever. I'm not a fan of watching any sports really, but I've played rugby, Aussie rules and American football. I'm not going to say one game is harder or better than the other, but American football is absolutely more hard hitting.

There's a reason that NFL is such a short season and it's not because they're lazy. When you get in to college or pro football levels in the states, you have 300 pound monsters teeing off on each other at full speed. Australian football or rugby don't come anywhere near close for the pure violence of the hits. They're much faster moving games more about endurance.

eastwood · 06-22-2010, 12:07 PM

Lets all post something we think is boring and clog up gfy with it. Useless pissing match if you ask me.

BigRod · 06-22-2010, 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

Australian football or rugby don't come anywhere near close for the pure violence of the hits. They're much faster moving games more about endurance.

This is right on the mark, I played Rugby, Hockey, Lacrosse and Football growing up and in all but Football your generally moving in the same direction as the person that hits you, where as football you are almost always moving in completely opposite directions. Where something has to give.

bronco67 · 06-22-2010, 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by inabon

soccer sucks ass

the only fucking game you sit through 2 hours of sometimes 0-0 score fucking pathetic

and they have a huge goal to kick a small ball through

and dont get me started with the pussy ass players who get a slight push and crumble down to stop the game

FUCK CANT WAIT FOR THIS SHIT TO END

The truth.

rogueteens · 06-22-2010, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by BigRod

This is right on the mark, I played Rugby, Hockey, Lacrosse and Football growing up and in all but Football your generally moving in the same direction as the person that hits you, where as football you are almost always moving in completely opposite directions. Where something has to give.

But only one of those games has the players comming of the pitch after every play, in all the others the players stay on the pitch for the whole game.
And to be honest, strip a hand-egg player of his armour and put him in a Aussie rules game and he'll crap himself. those guys are nuts.

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