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J$tyle$ · 06-02-2010, 10:40 PM

Sipping her drink, the single girl leered and said, "Last Friday, at the end of the work day, I went to my boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat. When all the other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I had on was a leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels. He was so aroused that we made passionate love on his desk right then and there!"

The engaged woman giggled and said, "That's pretty much my story! When my fiance got home last Friday, he found me waiting for him in a black mask, leather bodice, black hose and stiletto pumps. He was so turned on that we not only had sex all night, he wants to move up our wedding date!"

The married woman put her glass down and said, "I did a lot of planning. I made arrangements for the kids to stay over at Grandma's. I took a long scented-oil bath and then put on my best perfume. I slipped into a tight leather bodice, a black garter belt, black stockings and six-inch stilettos. I finished it off with a black mask. When my husband got home from work, he grabbed a beer and the remote, sat down and yelled, "Hey, Batman, what's for dinner?"

CunningStunt · 06-02-2010, 10:45 PM

Oldie but goodie

96ukssob · 06-02-2010, 11:09 PM

needed a good laugh, thanks

CYF · 06-02-2010, 11:10 PM

haven't heard that one before

heymatty · 06-02-2010, 11:13 PM

I'd say this joke was created by a either a single woman or a married woman who is inadvertently married to a homo.

NinjaSteve · 06-02-2010, 11:50 PM

Batman cosplay? Sounds erotic, + dinner is a bonus, except for the married part.

LiveDose · 06-03-2010, 12:22 AM

haha nice!

CarlosTheGaucho · 06-03-2010, 05:13 AM

seeandsee · 06-03-2010, 05:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J$tyle$

Sipping her drink, the single girl leered and said, "Last Friday, at the end of the work day, I went to my boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat. When all the other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I had on was a leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels. He was so aroused that we made passionate love on his desk right then and there!"

The engaged woman giggled and said, "That's pretty much my story! When my fiance got home last Friday, he found me waiting for him in a black mask, leather bodice, black hose and stiletto pumps. He was so turned on that we not only had sex all night, he wants to move up our wedding date!"

The married woman put her glass down and said, "I did a lot of planning. I made arrangements for the kids to stay over at Grandma's. I took a long scented-oil bath and then put on my best perfume. I slipped into a tight leather bodice, a black garter belt, black stockings and six-inch stilettos. I finished it off with a black mask. When my husband got home from work, he grabbed a beer and the remote, sat down and yelled, "Hey, Batman, what's for dinner?"

i lol'ed

Nice joke $

J. Falcon · 06-03-2010, 06:07 AM

That was excellent!

CaptainHowdy · 06-03-2010, 06:08 AM

Hehehehehehehe!

punkpred · 06-03-2010, 09:06 AM

haha thanks for the laugh!

J$tyle$ · 06-03-2010, 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by heymatty

I'd say this joke was created by a either a single woman or a married woman who is inadvertently married to a homo.

Or just someone with a sense of humor?

Scott McD · 06-03-2010, 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J$tyle$

The married woman put her glass down and said, "I did a lot of planning. I made arrangements for the kids to stay over at Grandma's. I took a long scented-oil bath and then put on my best perfume. I slipped into a tight leather bodice, a black garter belt, black stockings and six-inch stilettos. I finished it off with a black mask. When my husband got home from work, he grabbed a beer and the remote, sat down and yelled, "Hey, Batman, what's for dinner?"

Hahaha!

MHK · 06-03-2010, 11:15 AM

Ah, an oldie but a goodie. Enjoyed the chuckle.

Amputate Your Head · 06-03-2010, 11:17 AM

ROFL

J$tyle$ · 06-03-2010, 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MHK

Ah, an oldie but a goodie. Enjoyed the chuckle.

GO LAKERS!!!!!!!!

Konkan · 06-03-2010, 03:41 PM

I still laughing

thickcash_amo · 06-03-2010, 04:56 PM

Hahaha thats a good one

mikeyddddd · 06-03-2010, 05:43 PM

brassmonkey · 06-03-2010, 05:48 PM

batman isnt gay

kada · 06-03-2010, 05:52 PM

haha.. very nice

Spunky · 06-03-2010, 06:18 PM

Har har,that made me chuckle

Monique Niccole · 06-03-2010, 08:56 PM

LOL...I needed that

fatfoo · 06-03-2010, 09:59 PM

Leather is a big fetish. Since ancient times, savage people liked to wear the skin of another animal. The hunters hunted their prey and the cavemen killed the beast for food. The skin of the creature did not go to waste - they wear the animal skin on their body in the winter to keep themselves warm. If they killed a furry animal, they could wear the furry clothes not only for warmth, but also sexual appeal.

$5 submissions · 06-03-2010, 11:00 PM

Hilarious and so true. Married life takes a lot of work to maintain.

Pornwolf · 06-04-2010, 02:25 AM

That joke is now officially a multi platform winner! lol

;)

J$tyle$ · 06-04-2010, 02:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pornwolf

That joke is now officially a multi platform winner! lol

;)

martinsc · 06-04-2010, 03:06 AM

so true.......

JenniDahling · 06-04-2010, 11:35 AM

Awesome. The last guy could have easily been my ex husband.

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J$tyle$ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Sunny San Diego Posts: 11,500	Dating??? Engaged??? Married??? Sipping her drink, the single girl leered and said, "Last Friday, at the end of the work day, I went to my boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat. When all the other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I had on was a leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels. He was so aroused that we made passionate love on his desk right then and there!" The engaged woman giggled and said, "That's pretty much my story! When my fiance got home last Friday, he found me waiting for him in a black mask, leather bodice, black hose and stiletto pumps. He was so turned on that we not only had sex all night, he wants to move up our wedding date!" The married woman put her glass down and said, "I did a lot of planning. I made arrangements for the kids to stay over at Grandma's. I took a long scented-oil bath and then put on my best perfume. I slipped into a tight leather bodice, a black garter belt, black stockings and six-inch stilettos. I finished it off with a black mask. When my husband got home from work, he grabbed a beer and the remote, sat down and yelled, "Hey, Batman, what's for dinner?"

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