Dating??? Engaged??? Married???
 

Sipping her drink, the single girl leered and said, "Last Friday, at the end of the work day, I went to my boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat. When all the other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I had on was a leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels. He was so aroused that we made passionate love on his desk right then and there!"

The engaged woman giggled and said, "That's pretty much my story! When my fiance got home last Friday, he found me waiting for him in a black mask, leather bodice, black hose and stiletto pumps. He was so turned on that we not only had sex all night, he wants to move up our wedding date!"

The married woman put her glass down and said, "I did a lot of planning. I made arrangements for the kids to stay over at Grandma's. I took a long scented-oil bath and then put on my best perfume. I slipped into a tight leather bodice, a black garter belt, black stockings and six-inch stilettos. I finished it off with a black mask. When my husband got home from work, he grabbed a beer and the remote, sat down and yelled, "Hey, Batman, what's for dinner?"

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Oldie but goodie :1orglaugh

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haven't heard that one before :1orglaugh

I'd say this joke was created by a either a single woman or a married woman who is inadvertently married to a homo.

Batman cosplay? Sounds erotic, + dinner is a bonus, except for the married part.

haha nice!

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:1orglaugh i lol'ed

Nice joke $

That was excellent!

Hehehehehehehe!

haha thanks for the laugh!

Or just someone with a sense of humor?

Hahaha! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Ah, an oldie but a goodie. Enjoyed the chuckle. :1orglaugh

ROFL :1orglaugh

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GO LAKERS!!!!!!!!

I still laughing :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Hahaha thats a good one :thumbsup

batman isnt gay :disgust :1orglaugh

haha.. very nice

Har har,that made me chuckle

LOL...I needed that :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Leather is a big fetish. Since ancient times, savage people liked to wear the skin of another animal. The hunters hunted their prey and the cavemen killed the beast for food. The skin of the creature did not go to waste - they wear the animal skin on their body in the winter to keep themselves warm. If they killed a furry animal, they could wear the furry clothes not only for warmth, but also sexual appeal.

Hilarious and so true. Married life takes a lot of work to maintain.

That joke is now officially a multi platform winner! lol

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:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh so true.......

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Awesome. The last guy could have easily been my ex husband. :error