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Leaked terrorist interrorigation on Canadian Border (crazy)
Craziness.
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Typical arrogant Canadian. I hope they waterboard him and his wife.
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Let slip the dogs of war.
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You're fucking ridiculous. The sad part is you don't even know it.
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The guy took a very simple situation and blew it into a whole unnecessary ordeal.
No sympathy. Need to pick your battles. If he is too stupid to get in a battle with the border investigators then that's his problem...
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The guy got what was comming to him. The US border guard was REALLY staying calm.
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What a baby. STFU and do what they tell you.
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cock sucker should of been tazed, arrogant asshole that got mouthy, the guards stayed calm and polite while this asshole whined.
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He was looking for trouble, so they gave him some.
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Any non-american who enters the USA on an even semi-regular basis should know how to behave to make your customs experience as quick and painless as possible
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while i agree that the guy is an idiot because there is a proper way to behave with customs officers, cops etc - there was NO threat made, he said 'i can shake my head at you too', mouthy but a threat? they goaded him, they do it all the time when they get guys like that.
my cousin is a customs officer at the same border, he was a typical high school nerd who loves guns - i'm sure he does shit like this all the time to people. glad he got a job like that cuz i always thought he might end up shooting up people at a mall or school some day. at the end the customs officer says that when he resisted having cuffs put on him that that action is assault - is that true? moral of the story is don't fuck around with authority figures. i've been in lots of similar situations when i was a young mouthy kid and you don't win.
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Those border agents were fucking douche bags.
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would have been so much easier if he just said "we aren't sure exactly what stores we are going to yet" instead of "why does it matter?"
these are the same mouthy assholes who complain about police arresting them after something trivial when they mouth off to them. show some fucking maturity and answer a question or two. |
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Last time i crossed into the US from Canada i got a similar series of questions.
Why are you going to the states? "To buy a car." Where exactly? "Portland." Why don't you buy a car in canada? "They are cheaper in the states." Why are they cheaper in the states? "I don't know." Open your trunk please. "Ok." How fast does this car go? "Speed Limit." He then cracked up laughing and let me go, but it was a similar fucked up situation with a dozen stupid questions.
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i have crossed the usa/canada border more times than i can count and the questions verge on crazy to ridiculous at times...but you have to remember that in many instances the officer is attempting to throw you a curve ball and take you off your agenda ( even if that agenda is only shopping ) and also out of your comfort zone ....i guess that gives him then the edge to catch more telling lies etc...
the solution...simply take a chill pill and just comply/answer in a calm,polite way even if you wanna tell him something not so nice ....then crossing is a breeze.I felt sorry for this guy at first but then he just dug a hole for himself as time went on ..... your never gonna win those situations
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Never get funny with the custom's guys, you'll draw the short end each time.
Just smile and go yes sir, no sir and you'll be on your way in a few minutes. I see it often on airports travelling to shows, how rude people can be towards customs officers for waiting in line, taking off their shoes and getting their toothpaste or water bottle confiscated.... |
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american border agents have to be among the stupidest people on the planet.
Part of the reason this guy got so much hassles besides the fact he was also being a bit of a dick is that border agents with canada are told not to turn back canadians because over the years they have gotten attention for being rude and abusive to tourists when canadian border agents don't treat american tourists that way. So they arent really allowed to turn back mouthy rude canadians UNLESS they break the law , so they goad them into being confrontational so they can turn them back. I travel across the border alot so i have run into some really funny ones myself, been "semi-arrested" at least a half dozen times. I have multiple citizenships ( 4 ) so i like to toss them a curveball when i go across. I always cross into america showing my canadian citezenship, then when they start asking the questions i be really vague. me - " gonna go get me some guns and ammo " agent - "what did you say" me - "guns n ammo son, i likes to shoot" agent - "what is the purpose of your trip business or pleasure " me - " little bit of both, if i am lucky, do you know any hot escorts " agent - " you had better cooperate or you will not be crossing the border today " me - "i forgot to mention i am an american with diplomatic ties agent - types on computer for a bit " have a nice day "
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bin Laden must be laughing his ass off now.
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It's discrimination,plain and simple
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I see this all the time, everyones a tough guy until the handcuffs go on, then its a total Tear and apology fest in the back of the police car.
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Let slip the dogs of war.
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Border guards can be dicks on both the US and Canadian sides of the border. Anybody that behaves like that at a border crossing can expect to get just that kind of treatment. I've been crossing the US/Canadian border all of my life and while I've be held up and bothered a handfull of times I've never even been denied entry. You don't fuck with people that weren't smart enough to be real cops, have been empowered and built up to believe they're the last line of deffense for their country and don't even really need a reason to deny you entry. It's just common fucking sense.
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Living in a border city I cross a lot (including that border). It is without a doubt the best idea to let the egotistical border guards feel they are in control. Answer them without attitude and carry on with your day.
This guy sounds like one of those guys that likes to test the system. Just like the guys that make those videos messing with border patrol down south. https://youtube.com/watch?v=yHqpuVetLeo
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What a total dick... This guy is such an arrogant baby. Has he ever crossed a border before? Customs agents ALL OVER THE WORLD have very similar rights and powers. This Canadian needs to grow up and stop trying to cause so much trouble. I cross borders all this time, and if I act like such an idiot, then I deserve the trouble that I would get. This moron needs be an adult and figure out how things work in the world. If he had simply been polite the whole thing would have been over in minutes. "I'm not a threat! You've got the wrong guy!" And they are supposed to just take his word for it??? This Canadian is a total Arrogant tool.
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"It only matters that you know where you are going because it helps me determine your purpose for entering the country". And that would have been the end of it since the guy would have understood that. The best officer would know the difference between "irate" people and terrorist. A terrorist would answer all those questions perfectly with a smile and then blow us all the fuck up. Not to mention that the terrorist is actually slipping through while officers are preoccupied with basically nothing but flexing for some guy who is nobody.
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In the mean time, I'm satisfied with just keeping my mouth shut, answering their questions and going on my way unscathed.
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I went through the border and showed my Hawaii drivers license
and they questioned me with this : "You are from Hawaii, so why do you want to enter America?". ![]() I had to explain that Hawaii was a US state and I was just returning to my country of origin. Fucking idiots.
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I dealt with drunk violent people and reacting to smart mouths is a waste of time. Every drunk person coming in the door had a smart ass comment when asked to show ID. Pfffffffttt! Pay attention to real shit; that officer got suckered into a distraction. The terrorist need only send one guy to smart off to the officers and they all go nuts on the one guy and get slack as shit on all the other people and the terrorist just ease on through.
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I love all these re-hashed custom interaction stories posted on GFY.
Everyone pretending they were a big smart ass, when theory they were probably "Yes Sir, no sir" |
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Three terrorists a day!
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Good point!
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He got what he deserved..
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This guy had a huge chip on his shoulder and totally deserved it. He really needs to learn to keep his big mouth shut. He's lucky they went easy on him.
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Treat them with respect and answer them as if you're talking to a nine year old. Works for me.
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exactly , i figure they need a little of the reverse love every once in awhile. I do it to the canadian guards as well , they just arent dicks very often
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Why being a wiseguy to customs? itll just delay your travel, messes the nice day up with the wife out of town?
I agree theyre dicks, but hey why not get along with it? make your life easier... While taping the whole thing I am sure that made the person act a little bit more up than normally |
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Shut up, SLAVE!!!
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That guy is a complete idiot. He wanted an argument before even pulling up to the booth. Moron.
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Getting throw the customs is a real pain in the ass, especially on the airports. I have never crossed Us border on land but I guess is the same shit. They ask you so many questions and keep the rotation in circle until they get what they want. If you are clean- that`s fine, if not - good luck with you. I had bad experience on the LAX 2 years ago when I show myself with a 3 carry on bags on the security doors. (camera bag with all photographic equipment, laptop and a normal bag for a regular stuff)
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Personally, I absolutely hate US customs. Finger print, retina scan - fucking joke.
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Guy is an idiot. I am as nice as I can possibly be to Border Patrol, regardless if they are a dickhead to me or not.
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"What are the grounds?"
"This is the United States, we don't need any grounds." Welcome to the new US!
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You realize they don't do that to US citizens, right? Actually, Canadians don't get scanned or printed either at the US border.
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WTF i dont even like cops or boarder but this guy was a fucking idiot. typical wannabe smarty pants dickhead.
is it me or did that guy sound like that nerd dude who dressed up in a KKK uniform and went into a black laundromat as a joke. |
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This guy is a retard. I like how he starts crying at the end lol.
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