This is a true story that happened 2 years ago. I've crossed the boarder (US) possibly a hundred times. I lived in Mexico and ran an import export business and I do travel overseas a lot and only had one conflict.
CA: Where are you coming from?
Me: Moscow:
CA: You look nervous
Me: Been on a plane for 16 hours and need to smoke.
CA: What did you do in Moscow?
Me: Met business associates and friends
CA: What type of business?
Me: IT internet related...
CA: < she then asked another 20 questions> Do you have anything to declare?
Me: No
CA: Why were you there?
Me: I already told you.
CA: Answer the question
Me: No.
...I now go to secondary...
CA2: Why did you not answer CA1 questions.
Me: I did
CA2: CA1 said you did not answer her questions.
Me: Again, I did
CA2: Lying or not answering a question is against Federal law
Me: Well, then I have nothing to worry about.
...I now go into another room with a new CA3 who rips apart my bag and goes over my documents, passport, pats me down. I flinch when he grabs my cock
CA3: Why did you flinch/pull away?
Me: I don't like people touching my cock. <already decided I am going to jail>
CA3:The US CS has the right to do full body searches.
Me: I bet you like your job.
CA3: The US CS has the right to detain you for 48 hours
Me: Will it just be us?
CA3: We have a new room here that we will put you in if you don't calm down
Me: I am calm and you'll be glad you have that room if you touch my cock again.
..... off to the room I go. 7 hours later a new CA opens the door and tells me I can go. I noticed all my stuff is thrown in a corner like they just tossed my content of my carry on.
I now answer all questions no matter how dumb they are.
