WTH do UNEMPLOYED people do all day? - GoFuckYourself.com

CunningStunt · 05-10-2010, 06:39 PM

My 4 month old Alienware M15X turned into a brick a few nights ago after loading up Crysis (motherboard and PS supposedly being fitted here tonight, both fried), so instead of using one of the spare machines, I thought I'd try living the unemployed lifestyle for a day.

So far I've:

Drank 2 pots of coffee
Dropped my wife off at the shops
Spanked the monkey
Posted a few things on the boards
Played the PS3 for an hour

I got so bored I even started weeding the garden just now. It's not even lunch time yet either.

What the hell do unemployed people do all day, it would drive me nuts loafing around each and every day. It's a mindset / lifestyle I could never participate in. I guess it's similar to being retired, I don't think that's going to sit well with me either.

Sly · 05-10-2010, 06:40 PM

My brother has been employed for about six months. He drinks and reads. That's it.

~Ray · 05-10-2010, 06:42 PM

procrastinate

CamTraffic · 05-10-2010, 06:55 PM

post on gfy?

dyna mo · 05-10-2010, 06:56 PM

i figure they watch those court room tele shows.

Aka_Bluey · 05-10-2010, 06:57 PM

Go to the pub, have a few grogs and play some keno.

seeandsee · 05-10-2010, 07:16 PM

i play emulators all the day

bronco67 · 05-10-2010, 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CunningStunt

So far I've:

Drank 2 pots of coffee
Dropped my wife off at the shops
Spanked the monkey
Posted a few things on the boards
Played the PS3 for an hour

p

I do all that you just mentioned, plus run my business from home and pay the bills -- and I do it on 2 cups of coffee, not 2 pots.

CYF · 05-10-2010, 07:28 PM

someone's gotta watch Maury all day

CPimp · 05-10-2010, 07:57 PM

or Judge Judy.

GatorB · 05-10-2010, 09:22 PM

Spend all day on the tubes watching free porn.

Arnox · 05-10-2010, 09:22 PM

Look for work

GAMEFINEST · 05-10-2010, 09:25 PM

holla at hot girls

Cyber Fucker · 05-10-2010, 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by CamTraffic

post on gfy?

exactly my thoughts

ShellyCrash · 05-10-2010, 09:35 PM

I have a few friends who are unemployed right now. They don't do jack shit. They sit around the house all day and watch Magnum PI and Rockford Files.

I can't imagine what life would be like not working towards something. I mean, I fantasize about retiring and going to tahiti and being fanned by monekys, but broke and unemployed, fuck. I imagine it would be like being a kid again during summer vacation, only you're stuck at home with no money and all your friends are out doing better things.

Jarmusch · 05-10-2010, 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by CunningStunt

Dropped my wife off at the shops

Seems to me if you were unemployed you would be trying to avoid shopping, not letting your wife loose at the shops.

The Porn Nerd · 05-10-2010, 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by CunningStunt

My 4 month old Alienware M15X turned into a brick a few nights ago after loading up Crysis (motherboard and PS supposedly being fitted here tonight, both fried), so instead of using one of the spare machines, I thought I'd try living the unemployed lifestyle for a day.

So far I've:

Drank 2 pots of coffee
Dropped my wife off at the shops
Spanked the monkey
Posted a few things on the boards
Played the PS3 for an hour

I got so bored I even started weeding the garden just now. It's not even lunch time yet either.

What the hell do unemployed people do all day, it would drive me nuts loafing around each and every day. It's a mindset / lifestyle I could never participate in. I guess it's similar to being retired, I don't think that's going to sit well with me either.

Okay, two things here:
1. 'weeding the garden' is just too damn funny on many, many levels
2. I would imagine most unemployed people would surf GFY and read CunningStunt posts all day long (it's what I do)

So did your day "off" make you want to work MORE or take more days off?

CunningStunt · 05-10-2010, 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Jarmusch

Seems to me if you were unemployed you would be trying to avoid shopping, not letting your wife loose at the shops.

I've never been unemployed in 20 years since finishing my degree. I see what you mean though.

Ate some lunch, had a nap, read a chapter...man that life must suck after a very short while.

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Originally Posted by MisterPeabody

So did your day "off" make you want to work MORE or take more days off?

I've just come back from holiday, that's the irritating thing, I have a stack I want to get on with and can't!

The Porn Nerd · 05-10-2010, 10:49 PM

It IS irritating, isn't it? Just before a holiday you can be so sick of work you can't stand another second in front of a monitor. But then, a couple days off, maybe a few, and you start to remember all the shit you have to fucking DO and you get antsy. Lovely cycle, this online business.

Barefootsies · 05-10-2010, 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CunningStunt

What the hell do unemployed people do all day, it would drive me nuts loafing around each and every day. It's a mindset / lifestyle I could never participate in. I guess it's similar to being retired, I don't think that's going to sit well with me either.

One of my buddies have been unemployed for at least a year now, maybe ever 18 months. He basically runs around fuckingchicks who are recently divorced and we went to high school with. Also fishing and playing those Facebook games ALL FUCKING DAY. I do mean literally.

Tax dollars hard at work.

TrainWreckContent · 05-10-2010, 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MisterPeabody

It IS irritating, isn't it? Just before a holiday you can be so sick of work you can't stand another second in front of a monitor. But then, a couple days off, maybe a few, and you start to remember all the shit you have to fucking DO and you get antsy. Lovely cycle, this online business.

shit i get that antsy feeling from being away for just a couple of hours.....i try and sit around and i start thinking fuck i still need to do .....then i have to ....and thats it i am back at

The Porn Nerd · 05-10-2010, 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by riggo

shit i get that antsy feeling from being away for just a couple of hours.....i try and sit around and i start thinking fuck i still need to do .....then i have to ....and thats it i am back at

That's it dude - that's why I'm on here at 2:15 am or whatever, working, and so are you. Okay being on GFY may not be WORKing, but I was just checking on my ad, so it counts.

Successful people are never really "off" - just like on a dimmer switch: at low levels, then higher levels.

TrainWreckContent · 05-10-2010, 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by MisterPeabody

That's it dude - that's why I'm on here at 2:15 am or whatever, working, and so are you. Okay being on GFY may not be WORKing, but I was just checking on my ad, so it counts.

Successful people are never really "off" - just like on a dimmer switch: at low levels, then higher levels.

Very true sucessful people have that drive which is why they have a hard time sitting idol all day in front of the TV

plsureking · 05-10-2010, 11:22 PM

im not unemployed, although being self-employed in porn is probably the same lol

i do try to get out around town, read books, play with my dogs, but mostly i end up sitting at my desk working day and night..

rowan · 05-10-2010, 11:57 PM

Are you employed if you're a sig whore on GFY?

CunningStunt · 05-11-2010, 12:22 AM

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Originally Posted by rowan

Are you employed if you're a sig whore on GFY?

I couldn't get by on $1000 per month sig whoring LOL.

LoveSandra · 05-11-2010, 01:28 AM

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Originally Posted by CamTraffic

post on gfy?

hypedough · 05-11-2010, 01:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CunningStunt

weeded in the garden now

Fixed it for you, just a clue how to spend you time

ShellyCrash · 05-11-2010, 06:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CunningStunt

I couldn't get by on $1000 per month sig whoring LOL.

$1k a month for your sig, goddamn son!

Davy · 05-11-2010, 07:09 AM

Masturbate
Drink beer
Masturbate
Sleep
Repeat

rowan · 05-11-2010, 07:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CunningStunt

I couldn't get by on $1000 per month sig whoring LOL.

Wasn't suggesting you were the sig whore, just that a lot of people on GFY are probably about this far -->||<-- from being officially unemployed.

Especially since the new "no see sig posts" rule came into effect... sigs aint worth $1k any more.

RyuLion · 05-11-2010, 08:59 AM

they're collecting on unemployment checks..your taxes.

CaptainHowdy · 05-11-2010, 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by ShellyCrash

I I fantasize about retiring and going to tahiti and being fanned by monekys

...

candyflip · 05-11-2010, 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by RyuLion

they're collecting on unemployment checks..your taxes.

Isn't Unemployment actually insurance/fund which both employee and employer pay into.

Ross · 05-11-2010, 09:20 AM

I get bored on weekends doing nothing, I could never imagine being out of work!

mountainmiester · 05-11-2010, 09:34 AM

I'm pretty sure they are all in Second Life. My sales in there sure indicate that.

djswivle · 05-11-2010, 09:41 AM

yes candyflip....

JenniDahling · 05-11-2010, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by plsureking

im not unemployed, although being self-employed in porn is probably the same lol

You can be like the unemployed folks I know, don't apply for any jobs or look for any employment but complain to everyone that no one is hiring. That's hot.

fatfoo · 05-11-2010, 10:55 AM

You can always pretend you have a job of some kind, so you don't get bored. Go stand outside your favorite building and pretend you are a security guard.

ErectMedia · 05-11-2010, 11:18 AM

masturbate to career builder and monster

CunningStunt · 05-11-2010, 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mountainmiester

I'm pretty sure they are all in Second Life. My sales in there sure indicate that.

I need to chat to you mountainmiester, will be in touch

mountainmiester · 05-11-2010, 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CunningStunt

I need to chat to you mountainmiester, will be in touch

Cool, I'll be here all week...employed lol.

Robbie · 05-11-2010, 03:48 PM

Well what I like to do is...

Er, I mean, uh, I don't know.

CunningStunt · 05-11-2010, 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robbie

Well what I like to do is...

Er, I mean, uh, I don't know.

Randall, email sent.

OTerror · 05-11-2010, 04:22 PM

funny thread. I do a whole lot of nada

Jon Oso · 05-11-2010, 04:36 PM

I haven't gone to a "job" in four months, living off savings mostly. I can usually keep myself pretty busy doing stuff but it's fucking boring as hell sometimes.

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CunningStunt Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 5,594	WTH do UNEMPLOYED people do all day? My 4 month old Alienware M15X turned into a brick a few nights ago after loading up Crysis (motherboard and PS supposedly being fitted here tonight, both fried), so instead of using one of the spare machines, I thought I'd try living the unemployed lifestyle for a day. So far I've: Drank 2 pots of coffee Dropped my wife off at the shops Spanked the monkey Posted a few things on the boards Played the PS3 for an hour I got so bored I even started weeding the garden just now. It's not even lunch time yet either. What the hell do unemployed people do all day, it would drive me nuts loafing around each and every day. It's a mindset / lifestyle I could never participate in. I guess it's similar to being retired, I don't think that's going to sit well with me either.

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