Elvis died from not being able to take a shit - GoFuckYourself.com

Machete_ · 05-05-2010, 11:32 AM

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment...ic/?test=faces

If only he had his colon worked on, his music would still be live

GrouchyAdmin · 05-05-2010, 11:37 AM

This whole thread needs an enema.

Davy · 05-05-2010, 11:54 AM

What? Did he explode? Pretty silly.
Some people try everything to get media attention!

lazycash · 05-05-2010, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by KrisH

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment...ic/?test=faces

If only he had his colon worked on, his music would still be live

Good to see you posting again Ebus.

Machete_ · 05-05-2010, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by lazycash

Good to see you posting again Ebus.

Why don't you do something productive with your life instead if stalking people on the internet 24/7

aniloscash · 05-05-2010, 12:13 PM

I thought he ate a lot of bannannas and they help with the poop

Fletch XXX · 05-05-2010, 12:20 PM

umm yeah cocaine will do that to you.

Suuure he didnt die from drugs, its the constipation from decades of speed/drugs LOL

spiiiiiiin

Jarmusch · 05-05-2010, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin

This whole thread needs an enema.

And a healthy dose of fiber.

lazycash · 05-05-2010, 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KrisH

Why don't you do something productive with your life instead if stalking people on the internet 24/7

Where in the hell did that come from, it was a genuine post and I've never stalked you nor anyone else, gfy.

alias · 05-05-2010, 12:25 PM

Opiates will do that to you.

CaptainHowdy · 05-05-2010, 12:27 PM

What a role model...

Fletch XXX · 05-05-2010, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by alias

Opiates will do that to you.

yup...makes ya wonder how these doctors for Elvis got off so easily, you know they supplied his drugs, yet Michael jackson Doctor and Ana Nicole doctor face charges LOL

seeandsee · 05-05-2010, 12:37 PM

crap killer

SpongeBub · 05-05-2010, 01:38 PM

He died trying to take one. Afetr you use opiates for a while, your colon gets so relaxed that it is very hard to take a dump. It is tempting to push really hard but that is dangerous, especially if you are an overweight, out-of-shape person who sits around doing drugs all the time. If he would have taken an enema instead, he might not have died.

LoveSandra · 05-05-2010, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

What a role model...

05-05-2010, 11:32 AM	#1
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05-05-2010, 01:38 PM	#14
SpongeBub Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 470	He died trying to take one. Afetr you use opiates for a while, your colon gets so relaxed that it is very hard to take a dump. It is tempting to push really hard but that is dangerous, especially if you are an overweight, out-of-shape person who sits around doing drugs all the time. If he would have taken an enema instead, he might not have died.