Elvis died from not being able to take a shit
 

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment...ic/?test=faces

If only he had his colon worked on, his music would still be live

:sadcrying

This whole thread needs an enema.

What? Did he explode? Pretty silly.
Some people try everything to get media attention!

Good to see you posting again Ebus.

Why don't you do something productive with your life instead if stalking people on the internet 24/7

I thought he ate a lot of bannannas and they help with the poop

umm yeah cocaine will do that to you.

Suuure he didnt die from drugs, its the constipation from decades of speed/drugs LOL

spiiiiiiin

And a healthy dose of fiber.

Where in the hell did that come from, it was a genuine post and I've never stalked you nor anyone else, gfy.

Opiates will do that to you.

What a role model...

yup...makes ya wonder how these doctors for Elvis got off so easily, you know they supplied his drugs, yet Michael jackson Doctor and Ana Nicole doctor face charges LOL

crap killer

He died trying to take one. Afetr you use opiates for a while, your colon gets so relaxed that it is very hard to take a dump. It is tempting to push really hard but that is dangerous, especially if you are an overweight, out-of-shape person who sits around doing drugs all the time. If he would have taken an enema instead, he might not have died.

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