Elvis died from not being able to take a shit

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  • Machete_
    WINNING!
    • Oct 2002
    • 14579
    #1

    Elvis died from not being able to take a shit

    http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment...ic/?test=faces

    If only he had his colon worked on, his music would still be live

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    • GrouchyAdmin
      Now choke yourself!
      • Apr 2006
      • 12085
      #2
      This whole thread needs an enema.

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        • Davy
          Confirmed User
          • Apr 2006
          • 4323
          #3
          What? Did he explode? Pretty silly.
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            • lazycash
              Troll Patrol
              • Aug 2002
              • 15214
              #4
              Originally posted by KrisH
              http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment...ic/?test=faces

              If only he had his colon worked on, his music would still be live

              Good to see you posting again Ebus.
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                • Machete_
                  WINNING!
                  • Oct 2002
                  • 14579
                  #5
                  Originally posted by lazycash
                  Good to see you posting again Ebus.
                  Why don't you do something productive with your life instead if stalking people on the internet 24/7

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                    • aniloscash
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                      • Oct 2008
                      • 1161
                      #6
                      I thought he ate a lot of bannannas and they help with the poop
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                        • Fletch XXX
                          GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                          • Jan 2002
                          • 60840
                          #7
                          umm yeah cocaine will do that to you.

                          Suuure he didnt die from drugs, its the constipation from decades of speed/drugs LOL

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                            • Jarmusch
                               
                              • May 2003
                              • 12479
                              #8
                              Originally posted by GrouchyAdmin
                              This whole thread needs an enema.
                              And a healthy dose of fiber.

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                                • lazycash
                                  Troll Patrol
                                  • Aug 2002
                                  • 15214
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by KrisH
                                  Why don't you do something productive with your life instead if stalking people on the internet 24/7
                                  Where in the hell did that come from, it was a genuine post and I've never stalked you nor anyone else, gfy.
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                                    • alias
                                      aliasx
                                      • Apr 2001
                                      • 19010
                                      #10
                                      Opiates will do that to you.
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                                        • CaptainHowdy
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Dec 2004
                                          • 94735
                                          #11
                                          What a role model...

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                                            • Fletch XXX
                                              GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                              • Jan 2002
                                              • 60840
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by alias
                                              Opiates will do that to you.
                                              yup...makes ya wonder how these doctors for Elvis got off so easily, you know they supplied his drugs, yet Michael jackson Doctor and Ana Nicole doctor face charges LOL

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                                                • seeandsee
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                                                  • Mar 2006
                                                  • 50945
                                                  #13
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                                                    • SpongeBub
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • May 2005
                                                      • 470
                                                      #14
                                                      He died trying to take one. Afetr you use opiates for a while, your colon gets so relaxed that it is very hard to take a dump. It is tempting to push really hard but that is dangerous, especially if you are an overweight, out-of-shape person who sits around doing drugs all the time. If he would have taken an enema instead, he might not have died.

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                                                        • LoveSandra
                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                          • Aug 2008
                                                          • 10551
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                                                          What a role model...

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