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TeenCat · 05-01-2010, 06:34 AM

google you fucking bitch how long you will be fucking with my serps after every fucking update on my site? if i forgot to update the site, i have very nice possitions for all keywords, but if i update, that motherfucker google is sending me to 10+ page to every fucking word i had possitions to. i am working hard on updates, but harder i work, less traffic is comming. if i am doing nothing, my site goes up and is stable on the first page. stupid ill bitch

Bomber8888 · 05-01-2010, 06:35 AM

Chillax!

scottybuzz · 05-01-2010, 06:38 AM

they dont give a shit about what you think

Klen · 05-01-2010, 06:43 AM

Well stop updating and problem solved :D

TheDoc · 05-01-2010, 07:04 AM

Build more back links to those pages so google doesn't drop them.

baddog · 05-01-2010, 07:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottybuzz

they dont give a shit about what you think

Quite the opposite. I heard on CNN this morning that the execs at Google called for an emergency investigation into what they are calling the teencat issue.

Sounds pretty serious to me.

TeenCat · 05-01-2010, 08:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottybuzz

they dont give a shit about what you think

they have to as they have offices also in my country ...

Quote:

Originally Posted by KlenTelaris

Well stop updating and problem solved :D

it is not that easy if those are daily updated news blogs

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheDoc

Build more back links to those pages so google doesn't drop them.

never tried this, so you mean build more backlinks to every of my posts? it is like 100% work more ... if it works, maybe i can try it on my vacation

thanks for replies and have a nice weekend everyone!

Amputate Your Head · 05-01-2010, 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Bomber8888

Chillax!

Wow, I didn't know that term was still in use.
Thought that one was dead & buried a while ago.... lol

Agent 488 · 05-01-2010, 08:33 AM

some of my best blogs never updated past day one. still build links though.

fatfoo · 05-01-2010, 09:06 AM

10+ page? That sucks. Good luck, TeenCat. It sure is better to get on the 1st or 2nd page for the search results of a good keyword. Usually, a frequently updated site gets a better ranking. It is strange that the opposite is happening for you.

Here are some things that will help you achieve a better ranking in Google: good keyword density, high PR, more backlinks to your site.

05-01-2010, 09:45 AM

this has been true for quite some time. there is no inherent value to updates and there hasn't been since 2006/07 when google made their major updates. the only value to updates with blogs in the past was that it created a new page - which created a new set of backlinks/more backlinks to index page and whatever other pages you linked to.

today, i personally don't think there is any benefit to updates at all - it just throws everything into a death spiral if you don't have the volume of backlinks to hold it there to begin with.

many top porn results are still tgp's. they aren't there because of frequent updates ;)

woj · 05-01-2010, 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

Quite the opposite. I heard on CNN this morning that the execs at Google called for an emergency investigation into what they are calling the teencat issue.

Sounds pretty serious to me.

Cyber Fucker · 05-01-2010, 10:12 AM

oh my.....

Robocrop · 05-01-2010, 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent 488

some of my best blogs never updated past day one. still build links though.

Yah agree on that...some of my blogs I havent updated for 6+ months ...still getting their share of google love.

brassmonkey · 05-01-2010, 11:54 AM

i like oranges

Klen · 05-01-2010, 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vexes

this has been true for quite some time. there is no inherent value to updates and there hasn't been since 2006/07 when google made their major updates. the only value to updates with blogs in the past was that it created a new page - which created a new set of backlinks/more backlinks to index page and whatever other pages you linked to.

today, i personally don't think there is any benefit to updates at all - it just throws everything into a death spiral if you don't have the volume of backlinks to hold it there to begin with.

many top porn results are still tgp's. they aren't there because of frequent updates ;)

Actually you are wrong.In your eyes it may look how tgp sites never update,but they actually update more often then blog thanks to rotator scripts.This is because google bot see sites different then surfers,for example on tgp sites you might see just a bunch of pictures without any text,but what google see is tons of text because of alt descriptions.And that is why tube sites and tgp/mgp sites will always hold major positions,not blogs.

2012 · 05-01-2010, 12:22 PM

sorry to hear that - hit up their forum I think they might be interested in what you have to say

Agent 488 · 05-01-2010, 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KlenTelaris

Actually you are wrong.In your eyes it may look how tgp sites never update,but they actually update more often then blog thanks to rotator scripts.This is because google bot see sites different then surfers,for example on tgp sites you might see just a bunch of pictures without any text,but what google see is tons of text because of alt descriptions.And that is why tube sites and tgp/mgp sites will always hold major positions,not blogs.

no. people who dominate the serps - whether it be blog or tgp or tube - simply bust their ass getting backlinks more than their competitors.

the rest is secondary.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 05-01-2010, 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent 488

some of my best blogs never updated past day one. still build links though.

Klen · 05-01-2010, 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent 488

no. people who dominate the serps - whether it be blog or tgp or tube - simply bust their ass getting backlinks more than their competitors.

the rest is secondary.

Well technically you are right,but i can ensure you how i DO NOT BUST MY ASS and i am still in top five for mayor keyword

Agent 488 · 05-01-2010, 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KlenTelaris

Well technically you are right,but i can ensure you how i DO NOT BUST MY ASS and i am still in top five for mayor keyword

oh really now. which one?

SCORE Ralph · 05-04-2010, 10:02 AM

your serps? pretty sure its all google's.

seeandsee · 05-04-2010, 10:09 AM

google feeds me

TeenCat · 05-04-2010, 10:16 AM

so i havent updated some of my sites for week or so ... and bingo, they are on top again ... so lets go and waste time on that blogs cause they needs to be updated as they are only about fresh material ... great, just great, thank you google good to know you love quality updated material!

Fat Panda · 05-04-2010, 10:17 AM

dont update then, simple solution

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Vexes Guest Posts: n/a	this has been true for quite some time. there is no inherent value to updates and there hasn't been since 2006/07 when google made their major updates. the only value to updates with blogs in the past was that it created a new page - which created a new set of backlinks/more backlinks to index page and whatever other pages you linked to. today, i personally don't think there is any benefit to updates at all - it just throws everything into a death spiral if you don't have the volume of backlinks to hold it there to begin with. many top porn results are still tgp's. they aren't there because of frequent updates ;)

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TeenCat Too lazy to set a koala Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: CZ/EU forever! Posts: 16,139	so i havent updated some of my sites for week or so ... and bingo, they are on top again ... so lets go and waste time on that blogs cause they needs to be updated as they are only about fresh material ... great, just great, thank you google good to know you love quality updated material! __________________ 6bot / Coming again very soon! Svit Zlin Radio 24/7!

05-04-2010, 10:17 AM	#25
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