Billy The Billboard? The craziest support email ever. - GoFuckYourself.com

nation-x · 03-09-2010, 07:07 PM

This gave me a laugh. ;) Thought I would share.

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My name is Billy Gibby but I go by the name Billythebillboard I am an undefeated boxer, kidney donor and human billboard thats right. I have
22 permenent tattoo advertisements for various websites and would love to advertise for you as well with a permenent tattoo ad. Right now I am advertising for several adult websites so far one is for Minkaxxx , and the other is for Evelyn Lin-loveevelyn as well as pornfedelity, pornhub, hotmovies and xxxhomevideo and one is for drfreak I would love to advertise for you as well. I just got Liberty tax service on my neck yesterday I would do it for a good price as well we could even do one on my head Minkas is on my forehead Please let me know if your interested it would litterally be seen by millions and get great media attention as well. I can send you press I have been in the past just let me know. I have 2 tattoo ads that are on my cheeks I would love to add your website to on my head as well or somewhere else on my face or head. I also have pornfidelity on my other cheek now I have 6 thousand friends on myspace and on my tattoo page I have over
28 thousand page hits and have been on the site for only a month or so and have 5 thousand friends on there . I also have around 1500 followers on twitter that I would tweet links to your website out to my folllowers with photos of the tattoo ad we do and pics would be posted on both those sites as well as on my facebook and the ad would be seen at all my boxing matches as well. Also it will be seen daily by everyone I see who can miss a tattoo on someones face? Espeacially a porn website =). It would get great media coverage as well. I am also writing a blog post for tattooblog each week about my adventures in tattoo advertising and each week I write a post with photos of each website I advertise for and say good things about the site that tattoo blog gets 30 thousand hits a month. I would be happy to send you articles and links to the press i have been in also you can google my name Billy gibby or billythebillboard as well to get information to. I have been in newspapers around the country as well as business weekly and san diego tribune, contra costa times, Bizzare magazine in England, Rebel Ink magazine and news shows as well.
Prices for head tattoo advertisements are negotiable and if you decided to advertise on me I believe that would be my last tattoo ad on my face ever we could do it on my cheek and it would litterally be seen by millions of people 1,200 for my facial cheek wich would be seen forever by anyone who sees me video and as many photos as you like is included in that and can be posted on youtube free of charge also

chest is 700
arm is 600
lifetime name change of my to your website it would be 5,000 so whenever I box I would be announced as that as well as my name on myspace interviews on tv in magazines they would all refer to me in their writints as your website name

I don't want to share advertising space with pornhub.

http://www.tattooblog.com/author/billythebillboard/

LeCoq · 03-09-2010, 07:10 PM

Oh, here we go again...

Juicy D. Links · 03-09-2010, 07:28 PM

reminds me of that guy here on GFY that got tats on his body for various porn companies....

Juicy D. Links · 03-09-2010, 07:29 PM

also he is asking VERY LITTLE for the lifetime mark on his body

Juicy D. Links · 03-09-2010, 07:32 PM

Spunky · 03-09-2010, 07:34 PM

That is insane,his elevator doesn't go to the top

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 03-09-2010, 07:41 PM

This guy has got to be one of the most braindead useless sacks of shit to have ever lived and breathed if this is what he needs to do for money.

I'd bet the average mcdonalds frycook has a larger yearly income than this fucking goof.

comeplay · 03-09-2010, 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by nation-x

This gave me a laugh. ;) Thought I would share.

I don't want to share advertising space with pornhub.

http://www.tattooblog.com/author/billythebillboard/

You can buy my back or arm on a fresh "no pornhub" surface. Ofcourse these non tube bodies are a premium so ad a 0 to the end of that other dudes prices

NickB. · 03-09-2010, 08:32 PM

suuuuuuuper freak

Im getting weekly emails as well

gleem · 03-09-2010, 08:35 PM

same here, get his emails all the time.. I almost bit last week...

shimmy2 · 03-09-2010, 08:36 PM

he's got a good email scraper then

Semi-Retired-Dave · 03-09-2010, 08:41 PM

What will he do when the Tubes go under.

livecarlo · 03-09-2010, 11:32 PM

Yeah, he just e-mailed me 9hrs ago. For those prices, I figured somebody was impersonating him. It's a pretty penny to whoever it is but some people might not even think of doing due-diligence for those prices.

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Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	reminds me of that guy here on GFY that got tats on his body for various porn companies....

03-09-2010, 07:29 PM	#4
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	also he is asking VERY LITTLE for the lifetime mark on his body

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Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992

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Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life (felis madjewicus) Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In Mom & Dad's Basement Posts: 20,368	This guy has got to be one of the most braindead useless sacks of shit to have ever lived and breathed if this is what he needs to do for money. I'd bet the average mcdonalds frycook has a larger yearly income than this fucking goof.

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NickB. Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 8,855	suuuuuuuper freak Im getting weekly emails as well

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