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This gave me a laugh. ;) Thought I would share.

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My name is Billy Gibby but I go by the name Billythebillboard I am an undefeated boxer, kidney donor and human billboard thats right. I have
22 permenent tattoo advertisements for various websites and would love to advertise for you as well with a permenent tattoo ad. Right now I am advertising for several adult websites so far one is for Minkaxxx , and the other is for Evelyn Lin-loveevelyn as well as pornfedelity, pornhub, hotmovies and xxxhomevideo and one is for drfreak I would love to advertise for you as well. I just got Liberty tax service on my neck yesterday I would do it for a good price as well we could even do one on my head Minkas is on my forehead Please let me know if your interested it would litterally be seen by millions and get great media attention as well. I can send you press I have been in the past just let me know. I have 2 tattoo ads that are on my cheeks I would love to add your website to on my head as well or somewhere else on my face or head. I also have pornfidelity on my other cheek now I have 6 thousand friends on myspace and on my tattoo page I have over
28 thousand page hits and have been on the site for only a month or so and have 5 thousand friends on there . I also have around 1500 followers on twitter that I would tweet links to your website out to my folllowers with photos of the tattoo ad we do and pics would be posted on both those sites as well as on my facebook and the ad would be seen at all my boxing matches as well. Also it will be seen daily by everyone I see who can miss a tattoo on someones face? Espeacially a porn website =). It would get great media coverage as well. I am also writing a blog post for tattooblog each week about my adventures in tattoo advertising and each week I write a post with photos of each website I advertise for and say good things about the site that tattoo blog gets 30 thousand hits a month. I would be happy to send you articles and links to the press i have been in also you can google my name Billy gibby or billythebillboard as well to get information to. I have been in newspapers around the country as well as business weekly and san diego tribune, contra costa times, Bizzare magazine in England, Rebel Ink magazine and news shows as well.
Prices for head tattoo advertisements are negotiable and if you decided to advertise on me I believe that would be my last tattoo ad on my face ever we could do it on my cheek and it would litterally be seen by millions of people 1,200 for my facial cheek wich would be seen forever by anyone who sees me video and as many photos as you like is included in that and can be posted on youtube free of charge also

chest is 700
arm is 600
lifetime name change of my to your website it would be 5,000 so whenever I box I would be announced as that as well as my name on myspace interviews on tv in magazines they would all refer to me in their writints as your website name

I don't want to share advertising space with pornhub.
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