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Dood · 03-07-2010, 06:16 PM

Do you think it's bad if I get a little revenge on the people that walk thru my yard every day? There's a walking trail in the park behind my house and they use my yard to access it.

I don't want to be that angry prude guy in the neighborhood but they turn my grass into mud after a big rain or snow, there's always several bicycle and baby stroller tracks per day, the skateboarders have left permanent marks in the walkway to my door, a motorcycle came thru one night and a 4-door Nissan Sentra drove up one side of my yard and came out the other. My Neighbors say they see about 50 people per day during the summer passing thru here.

I was thinking maybe a motion sensitive garden sprinkler and then hook up the motion detection security cam I have to take their picture as they get wet and run away... just for laughs.

Putting up a fence would block the view so I really don't want to do that.

Here's a sprinkler for animals that might work

Spunky · 03-07-2010, 06:24 PM

Release the hounds on em

fatfoo · 03-07-2010, 06:36 PM

Funny sprinklers.

BJ · 03-07-2010, 06:40 PM

you are far too conservative, Razor blades and a electrical fence seem in order

DBS.US · 03-07-2010, 06:46 PM

Do you think if you spray some punk kids with that thing they are not coming back at night and taking it?

ShellyCrash · 03-07-2010, 06:54 PM

Maybe get some slate / flagstone / etc and make a walkway?

I know that may sound like a bitch out solution, but like what DBS.US is getting at, you don't want to fuck w/ kids. They've got nothing but time on their hands to try and get as it escallates you've got alot more to lose. Kids won't get in real trouble but you could.

Agent 488 · 03-07-2010, 06:59 PM

DBS.US · 03-07-2010, 07:14 PM

When ask why they burned down the home the two suspects said "We where just walking home from the park and the old man turned his sprinklers on us"

Jakez · 03-07-2010, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by DBS.US

When ask why they burned down the home the two suspects said "We where just walking home from the park and the old man turned his sprinklers on us"

EXACTLY what is going to happen lol. You will turn into the "asshole-guy-that-lives-on-the-path" and have to keep coming up with new tricks to get ride of them which they will easily get past just to toy with you and cause you much more trouble in the meantime. Can't you get the city involved if it's being trafficked so much even with cars and shit?

DBS.US · 03-07-2010, 07:56 PM

I live at the beach and most people here have the same problems. Most put up a nice 3' fence. Try putting in a few big rocks and plants to stop the cars.

Dood · 03-07-2010, 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Jakez

EXACTLY what is going to happen lol. You will turn into the "asshole-guy-that-lives-on-the-path" and have to keep coming up with new tricks to get ride of them which they will easily get past just to toy with you and cause you much more trouble in the meantime. Can't you get the city involved if it's being trafficked so much even with cars and shit?

Last year I thought about setting up a turnstile and then charging daily fees and selling season passes but that's probably illegal.

The only real solution is to just put up a fence which I don't want to do.

03-07-2010, 06:16 PM	#1
Dood Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: MidSouth US Posts: 353	Damn Neighbors Do you think it's bad if I get a little revenge on the people that walk thru my yard every day? There's a walking trail in the park behind my house and they use my yard to access it. I don't want to be that angry prude guy in the neighborhood but they turn my grass into mud after a big rain or snow, there's always several bicycle and baby stroller tracks per day, the skateboarders have left permanent marks in the walkway to my door, a motorcycle came thru one night and a 4-door Nissan Sentra drove up one side of my yard and came out the other. My Neighbors say they see about 50 people per day during the summer passing thru here. I was thinking maybe a motion sensitive garden sprinkler and then hook up the motion detection security cam I have to take their picture as they get wet and run away... just for laughs. Putting up a fence would block the view so I really don't want to do that. Here's a sprinkler for animals that might work __________________ Traffic-Out We sell quality text link clicked traffic

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03-07-2010, 07:14 PM	#8
DBS.US Geo Cities Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: North Captiva Island, Florida USA Posts: 11,834	When ask why they burned down the home the two suspects said "We where just walking home from the park and the old man turned his sprinklers on us" __________________ Make a Free Chaturbate White Label site in 34 minutes and be making money tonight

03-07-2010, 07:56 PM	#10
DBS.US Geo Cities Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: North Captiva Island, Florida USA Posts: 11,834	I live at the beach and most people here have the same problems. Most put up a nice 3' fence. Try putting in a few big rocks and plants to stop the cars. __________________ Make a Free Chaturbate White Label site in 34 minutes and be making money tonight