The Amp Folio: Applications begin now. - GoFuckYourself.com

Amputate Your Head · 02-26-2010, 03:06 PM

My folio will be online soon.... .

This is the stage where I start taking apps. (Because I need to create different sections, demo sections, and users & passwords and such.....)

It will never be available to the general public in any way. Ever.

Program owners, affiliates, peers ( designers that are serious in the biz), friends, associates, etc......

The ones I have on file will get VIP invites privately of course... anyone else that wants in, put your name here and I will evaluate them on an individual basis.

I'm not Mike Wylde,..... I'm not Dickman's.....

I am the mutherfucker that gets the shit done. And I am VERY private and VERY expensive.

If you're not interested, then don't apply.
I don't NEED to do this shit.

I do this because it's either.... "do something, or watch "Maury" every day for the rest of my life.

I'm VERY particular. In the last 2 months... I've turned down 23 projects, and taken on ONE.... pro-bono. Because it was interesting.

Call me an ass.... tool.... whatever. I don't really fucking care.

To each his own, yes?

email me... design [at] brokenzombie (dot) com
If you're not on the list, you ain't getting the fucking folio. Period.

Agent 488 · 02-26-2010, 03:09 PM

thought you were going to shoot content. thought you were going mainstream?

Amputate Your Head · 02-26-2010, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Agent 488

thought you were going to shoot content. thought you were going mainstream?

I'm doing both of those things as well... I'm a multi-tasking mutha fucka.

The "Amp" has evolved considerably.

EdgeXXX · 02-26-2010, 03:12 PM

Ever feel up to taking on a high-end mainstream project?

AlCapone · 02-26-2010, 03:12 PM

Amputate Your Head · 02-26-2010, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by EdgeXXX

Ever feel up to taking on a high-end mainstream project?

It's really all about the particulars. I'm not gonna front..... there's simply some shit I can't do. I'm open to anything.... but if it's out of my league, I'll let you know up front.

AlCapone · 02-26-2010, 03:16 PM

Can you do tableless layouts in css?

Amputate Your Head · 02-26-2010, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by AlCapone

Can you do tableless layouts in css?

Yes, of course. The problem is, most people don't want to spend the money it takes to do that. It's a very intensive process. Usually not worth the investment. Only the hardcore are doing that.

EdgeXXX · 02-26-2010, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

It's really all about the particulars. I'm not gonna front..... there's simply some shit I can't do. I'm open to anything.... but if it's out of my league, I'll let you know up front.

That's cool, I'll hit you up in the next few days with the particulars and you can tell me what you think.

Amputate Your Head · 02-26-2010, 03:30 PM

To be completely truthful.... there are only a very select few people I will still work with in the porn biz...... so unless your content is "fucking amazing" like Peter Romero's for example..... it just ain't happening.

I would love to do a P. Romero site some day.... there ain't many I can say that about.

Amputate Your Head · 02-26-2010, 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EdgeXXX

That's cool, I'll hit you up in the next few days with the particulars and you can tell me what you think.

I'd love to take a look at what you got, and your ideas.... I'm always open to innovative mutha fuckas...

Amputate Your Head · 02-26-2010, 03:42 PM

I know... you guys are skeptical.

How about a sample.
This site just launched, so I can post it up now.... http://www.brobang.com/tour/

All graphics, video, soundtrack... the works... produced right here in my studio.

Deej · 02-26-2010, 04:47 PM

Show me now!

Peter Romero · 02-27-2010, 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

To be completely truthful.... there are only a very select few people I will still work with in the porn biz...... so unless your content is "fucking amazing" like Peter Romero's for example..... it just ain't happening.

I would love to do a P. Romero site some day.... there ain't many I can say that about.

Hey man. Sorry we had to do those 2 without you. But I have 2 redesigns right up your alley. Get with me on E-mail again.

Domain Broker · 02-27-2010, 04:45 PM

BroBang looks decent but it's not ZOMG AMAZING or anything

02-26-2010, 03:06 PM	#1
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	The Amp Folio: Applications begin now. My folio will be online soon.... . This is the stage where I start taking apps. (Because I need to create different sections, demo sections, and users & passwords and such.....) It will never be available to the general public in any way. Ever. Program owners, affiliates, peers ( designers that are serious in the biz), friends, associates, etc...... The ones I have on file will get VIP invites privately of course... anyone else that wants in, put your name here and I will evaluate them on an individual basis. I'm not Mike Wylde,..... I'm not Dickman's..... I am the mutherfucker that gets the shit done. And I am VERY private and VERY expensive. If you're not interested, then don't apply. I don't NEED to do this shit. I do this because it's either.... "do something, or watch "Maury" every day for the rest of my life. I'm VERY particular. In the last 2 months... I've turned down 23 projects, and taken on ONE.... pro-bono. Because it was interesting. Call me an ass.... tool.... whatever. I don't really fucking care. To each his own, yes? email me... design [at] brokenzombie (dot) com If you're not on the list, you ain't getting the fucking folio. Period.

02-26-2010, 03:12 PM	#4
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02-26-2010, 03:09 PM	#2
Agent 488 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 22,511	thought you were going to shoot content. thought you were going mainstream?

02-26-2010, 03:30 PM	#10
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	To be completely truthful.... there are only a very select few people I will still work with in the porn biz...... so unless your content is "fucking amazing" like Peter Romero's for example..... it just ain't happening. I would love to do a P. Romero site some day.... there ain't many I can say that about.

02-26-2010, 03:42 PM	#12
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	I know... you guys are skeptical. How about a sample. This site just launched, so I can post it up now.... http://www.brobang.com/tour/ All graphics, video, soundtrack... the works... produced right here in my studio.

02-27-2010, 04:45 PM	#15
Domain Broker So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 2,427	BroBang looks decent but it's not ZOMG AMAZING or anything