How Many Spiders Have You Eaten In Your Life Time ? - GoFuckYourself.com

halfpint · 02-20-2010, 02:15 PM

Some people say we swollow spiders while we sleeping some people say its not true I personally dont beleive its true in most cases but I guess the odd few could slip into your open mouth while you are asleep...whether its true or not I also wonder what other creepy crawlies we could swollow while we are asleep...

mozadek · 02-20-2010, 02:20 PM

Average person unknowingly eats 2 pounds of bugs a year that is in their food.

beerptrol · 02-20-2010, 02:21 PM

I once ate out a girl when I was in High School who was in a bikini and looked like she was smuggling a tarantula -

seeandsee · 02-20-2010, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by mozadek

Average person unknowingly eats 2 pounds of bugs a year that is in their food.

and their shit

closer · 02-20-2010, 03:01 PM

These buggy biters seem to crawl in your open mouth at night too

fatfoo · 02-20-2010, 03:01 PM

It's time for something disturbing.

Giant Oral Sex Spider.

halfpint · 02-20-2010, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by closer

These buggy biters seem to crawl in your open mouth at night too

I think I would rather eat spiders than that nasty looking thing

closer · 02-20-2010, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by halfpint

I think I would rather eat spiders than that nasty looking thing

LOLZ, me too, but they are everywhere in your bed and pillow ... nothing you can do about it but wash them bed linnen often

Broo · 02-20-2010, 03:37 PM

That is the reason why I sleep with closed mouth

halfpint · 02-20-2010, 03:39 PM

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That is the reason why I sleep with closed mouth

What about if they crawl up your nostril and get in your brain

L-Pink · 02-20-2010, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by fatfoo

It's time for something disturbing.

Giant Oral Sex Spider.

That's hot!

Would be cool bondage photo if she was webbed to the couch.

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halfpint · 02-20-2010, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

That's hot!

Would be cool bondage photo if she was webbed to the couch.

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New niche .... Spider Sex

papill0n · 02-20-2010, 03:46 PM

I feel like i'm in the fucking twilight zone

Longboat full of Vikings · 02-20-2010, 03:49 PM

halfpint · 02-20-2010, 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Longboat full of Vikings

Ok then lets call it insect sex instead

brassmonkey · 02-20-2010, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by mozadek

Average person unknowingly eats 2 pounds of bugs a year that is in their food.

yep peanut butter is 1

baddog · 02-20-2010, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by halfpint

Ok then lets call it insect sex instead

Pretty sure that is not an insect.

Broo · 02-20-2010, 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by halfpint

What about if they crawl up your nostril and get in your brain

I never think on this

halfpint · 02-20-2010, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Pretty sure that is not an insect.

yep you are right scorpions are arachnids I think

so we will call it arachinsect sex

Michael O · 02-20-2010, 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by mozadek

Average person unknowingly eats 2 pounds of bugs a year that is in their food.

Some people eat that on a weekly basis just go to Asia.

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Originally Posted by halfpint

Some people say we swollow spiders while we sleeping some people say its not true I personally dont beleive its true in most cases but I guess the odd few could slip into your open mouth while you are asleep...whether its true or not I also wonder what other creepy crawlies we could swollow while we are asleep...

I came home to this one day and its not the worst thing one day I came home and there were a snake in the house and if there are anything I hate its spiders and snakes

O MARINA · 02-20-2010, 04:38 PM

.. yuck ..

Cyber Fucker · 02-20-2010, 04:44 PM

Yeah, we eat some acarina for sure, well, I don't care...

CYF · 02-20-2010, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Michael O

That thing would eat a cat or small child

halfpint · 02-20-2010, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Michael O

Some people eat that on a weekly basis just go to Asia.

I came home to this one day and its not the worst thing one day I came home and there were a snake in the house and if there are anything I hate its spiders and snakes

Im sure if you dont like snakes or spiders coming home to something like that must have freaked you out.. I personally have no problem with snakes or spiders and we used to get a lot of them when I was out in South Africa. Iv never had a fear of either of them and the same goes for bees and wasps.

Pornopat · 02-20-2010, 05:07 PM

I was just about to go to bed. Thanks for this wonderfull thread.

Michael O · 02-20-2010, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by halfpint

Im sure if you dont like snakes or spiders coming home to something like that must have freaked you out.. I personally have no problem with snakes or spiders and we used to get a lot of them when I was out in South Africa. Iv never had a fear of either of them and the same goes for bees and wasps.

Hate them can't stand them.
In Denmark we only have very small spiders and almost no snakes.
This bugger half a can of insect spray and a broom stick took care of it.
The snake my friend talked to some construction workers next door and one guy took care of the snake and set it free 100 meters away it were a small snake not much thicker than a pencil but 2-3 feet long.
I really can't stand spiders and snakes I think its the only phobias I have.

Iron Fist · 02-20-2010, 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Michael O

That spider looks like it was trying to blend into the surroundings.... cool colors. Not so scared of spiders...

halfpint · 02-20-2010, 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Pornopat

I was just about to go to bed. Thanks for this wonderfull thread.

Just think of it as extra and FREE protein for your body

closer · 02-20-2010, 05:42 PM

Also kinda interesting:

These blood sucking bed creatures:

halfpint · 02-21-2010, 04:56 AM

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Originally Posted by closer

Also kinda interesting:

These blood sucking bed creatures:

OMG thats even worse ..lol

Pornopat · 02-21-2010, 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by halfpint

Just think of it as extra and FREE protein for your body

I bet that is what you tell all the girls.

Farang · 02-21-2010, 08:53 AM

I have no problem with snakes, but hate spiders

punkpred · 02-21-2010, 08:57 AM

No spiders but i have eaten dog shit.

Spudman · 02-21-2010, 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Michael O

If I came home to that i'd shit my pants!! That's a scary looking spider!
What do you do when that happens? I'd have to call the cops or something hahaha

Chosen · 02-21-2010, 10:08 AM

Nice thread

ShellyCrash · 02-21-2010, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Michael O

Holy shit! I thought my spiders were bad, but you win.

We have these in our house, I wouldn't be surprised if they were somehow related -

I'm a pretty bad arachnophobic so I have a real hard time with it. I only have a confrontation with them once or twice a year, found a juvenile hiding in a pot in the kitchen last week and scared the shit out of me, but thankfully it's been a little over a year since we've had to contend with a full size adult in the house.

brassmonkey · 02-21-2010, 11:23 AM

if you eat cats can you claim that you eat pussy

punkpred · 02-21-2010, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

if you eat cats can you claim that you eat pussy

Good point

halfpint · 02-21-2010, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by punkpred

No spiders but i have eaten dog shit.

halfpint · 02-21-2010, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by ShellyCrash

Holy shit! I thought my spiders were bad, but you win.

We have these in our house, I wouldn't be surprised if they were somehow related -

I'm a pretty bad arachnophobic so I have a real hard time with it. I only have a confrontation with them once or twice a year, found a juvenile hiding in a pot in the kitchen last week and scared the shit out of me, but thankfully it's been a little over a year since we've had to contend with a full size adult in the house.

I'll send some tarantulas over in a box for Christmas for ya.. I heard they make great pets

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I bet that is what you tell all the girls.

I dont get girls any more Im to bloody old and besides that my misses would slap me silly if I was messing about with other women. My life would be hell I tell ya

brassmonkey · 02-21-2010, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by punkpred

No spiders but i have eaten dog shit.

how did it taste i bet u say like shit

halfpint · 02-21-2010, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

how did it taste i bet u say like shit

that made me lol

halfpint · 02-22-2010, 06:23 AM

OH noes I have proof we eat spiders while we are asleep

brassmonkey · 02-22-2010, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by halfpint

OH noes I have proof we eat spiders while we are asleep

im hoping they woke her up

Chicks Delivery · 02-22-2010, 12:33 PM

Very interesting thread... LOL

Scott McD · 02-22-2010, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Michael O

Fuck that !!!

I'd have screamed like a girl if i saw that thing.

How did you kill that fucker ??

Tom_PM · 02-22-2010, 12:41 PM

Pretty disturbing thought for sure.

About all you can do is be clean and wash your bedding in scalding hot water.

Michael O · 02-22-2010, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

Fuck that !!!

I'd have screamed like a girl if i saw that thing.

How did you kill that fucker ??

I did not. My lady friend did with half a can of insect spray and a broom stick :D

halfpint · 02-22-2010, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by PR_Tom

Pretty disturbing thought for sure.

About all you can do is be clean and wash your bedding in scalding hot water.

I dont think scalding your bedding is gonna stop a spider from climbing on your bed and into your ear, nose, mouth, ass or pussy if you are a woman

Scott McD · 02-22-2010, 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

im hoping they woke her up

I'm pretty sure they wouldn't have. The way it works nowadays, is they would have filmed it, and then put in on YouTube.

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