How Many Spiders Have You Eaten In Your Life Time ?
 

Some people say we swollow spiders while we sleeping some people say its not true I personally dont beleive its true in most cases but I guess the odd few could slip into your open mouth while you are asleep...whether its true or not I also wonder what other creepy crawlies we could swollow while we are asleep...

Average person unknowingly eats 2 pounds of bugs a year that is in their food.

I once ate out a girl when I was in High School who was in a bikini and looked like she was smuggling a tarantula -

:warningand their shit

These buggy biters seem to crawl in your open mouth at night too

http://photography.nationalgeographi...-522321-sw.jpg

It's time for something disturbing.

Giant Oral Sex Spider.

http://images.sexyke.com/oral_sex_spider.jpg

I think I would rather eat spiders than that nasty looking thing

LOLZ, me too, but they are everywhere in your bed and pillow ... nothing you can do about it but wash them bed linnen often :helpme

That is the reason why I sleep with closed mouth :)

What about if they crawl up your nostril and get in your brain :Oh crap

That's hot!

Would be cool bondage photo if she was webbed to the couch.

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New niche .... Spider Sex

I feel like i'm in the fucking twilight zone

Ok then lets call it insect sex instead :thumbsup

yep peanut butter is 1 :disgust

Pretty sure that is not an insect.

I never think on this :helpme :1orglaugh

yep you are right scorpions are arachnids I think


so we will call it arachinsect sex

Some people eat that on a weekly basis just go to Asia.

I came home to this one day and its not the worst thing one day I came home and there were a snake in the house and if there are anything I hate its spiders and snakes :disgust

http://www.michaelo.dk/spider1.jpg


http://www.michaelo.dk/spider2.jpg

.. yuck ..

Yeah, we eat some acarina for sure, well, I don't care...

That thing would eat a cat or small child :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Im sure if you dont like snakes or spiders coming home to something like that must have freaked you out.. I personally have no problem with snakes or spiders and we used to get a lot of them when I was out in South Africa. Iv never had a fear of either of them and the same goes for bees and wasps.

I was just about to go to bed. Thanks for this wonderfull thread.

Hate them can't stand them.
In Denmark we only have very small spiders and almost no snakes.
This bugger half a can of insect spray and a broom stick took care of it.
The snake my friend talked to some construction workers next door and one guy took care of the snake and set it free 100 meters away it were a small snake not much thicker than a pencil but 2-3 feet long.
I really can't stand spiders and snakes I think its the only phobias I have.

That spider looks like it was trying to blend into the surroundings.... cool colors. Not so scared of spiders...

Just think of it as extra and FREE protein for your body :)

Also kinda interesting:

These blood sucking bed creatures:
http://www.bed-bug.org/wp-content/up...se-on-skin.jpg
http://www.bed-bug.org/wp-content/up...ted-states.gif

OMG thats even worse ..lol

I bet that is what you tell all the girls.
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I have no problem with snakes, but hate spiders

No spiders but i have eaten dog shit.

If I came home to that i'd shit my pants!! That's a scary looking spider!
What do you do when that happens? I'd have to call the cops or something hahaha

Nice thread :)

Holy shit! I thought my spiders were bad, but you win.

We have these in our house, I wouldn't be surprised if they were somehow related -

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi..._grey_bg04.jpg

I'm a pretty bad arachnophobic so I have a real hard time with it. I only have a confrontation with them once or twice a year, found a juvenile hiding in a pot in the kitchen last week and scared the shit out of me, but thankfully it's been a little over a year since we've had to contend with a full size adult in the house.

if you eat cats can you claim that you eat pussy :Oh crap :helpme :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Good point

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I'll send some tarantulas over in a box for Christmas for ya.. I heard they make great pets :winkwink:


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I dont get girls any more Im to bloody old and besides that my misses would slap me silly if I was messing about with other women. My life would be hell I tell ya

:uhoh:anon:question how did it taste i bet u say like shit :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh that made me lol

OH noes I have proof we eat spiders while we are asleep :Oh crap


http://www.brownreclusespider.org/ea...ile-asleep.jpg

im hoping they woke her up :disgust

Very interesting thread... LOL

Fuck that !!!

I'd have screamed like a girl if i saw that thing.

How did you kill that fucker ?? :helpme

Pretty disturbing thought for sure.

About all you can do is be clean and wash your bedding in scalding hot water.

I did not. My lady friend did with half a can of insect spray and a broom stick :D

I dont think scalding your bedding is gonna stop a spider from climbing on your bed and into your ear, nose, mouth, ass or pussy if you are a woman :winkwink:

I'm pretty sure they wouldn't have. The way it works nowadays, is they would have filmed it, and then put in on YouTube. :winkwink: