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  • halfpint
    GFY's Halfpint
    • Jun 2007
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    #1

    How Many Spiders Have You Eaten In Your Life Time ?

    Some people say we swollow spiders while we sleeping some people say its not true I personally dont beleive its true in most cases but I guess the odd few could slip into your open mouth while you are asleep...whether its true or not I also wonder what other creepy crawlies we could swollow while we are asleep...

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  • mozadek
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    • Feb 2008
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    #2
    Average person unknowingly eats 2 pounds of bugs a year that is in their food.

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    • beerptrol
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      #3
      I once ate out a girl when I was in High School who was in a bikini and looked like she was smuggling a tarantula -
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      • seeandsee
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        #4
        Originally posted by mozadek
        Average person unknowingly eats 2 pounds of bugs a year that is in their food.
        and their shit
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        • closer
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          • Sep 2005
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          #5
          These buggy biters seem to crawl in your open mouth at night too

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          • fatfoo
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            #6
            It's time for something disturbing.

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            • halfpint
              GFY's Halfpint
              • Jun 2007
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              #7
              Originally posted by closer
              These buggy biters seem to crawl in your open mouth at night too

              I think I would rather eat spiders than that nasty looking thing

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              • closer
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                • Sep 2005
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                #8
                Originally posted by halfpint
                I think I would rather eat spiders than that nasty looking thing
                LOLZ, me too, but they are everywhere in your bed and pillow ... nothing you can do about it but wash them bed linnen often

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                • Broo
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                  • Feb 2008
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                  #9
                  That is the reason why I sleep with closed mouth

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                  • halfpint
                    GFY's Halfpint
                    • Jun 2007
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Broo
                    That is the reason why I sleep with closed mouth
                    What about if they crawl up your nostril and get in your brain

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                    • L-Pink
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                      • Mar 2005
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by fatfoo
                      It's time for something disturbing.

                      Giant Oral Sex Spider.

                      That's hot!

                      Would be cool bondage photo if she was webbed to the couch.

                      .
                      Last edited by L-Pink; 02-20-2010, 01:42 PM.

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                      • halfpint
                        GFY's Halfpint
                        • Jun 2007
                        • 15223

                        #12
                        Originally posted by L-Pink
                        That's hot!

                        Would be cool bondage photo if she was webbed to the couch.

                        .
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                        • papill0n
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                          • Oct 2007
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                          #13
                          I feel like i'm in the fucking twilight zone

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                          • Longboat full of Vikings
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                            #14

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                            • halfpint
                              GFY's Halfpint
                              • Jun 2007
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Longboat full of Vikings
                              Ok then lets call it insect sex instead

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                              • brassmonkey
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by mozadek
                                Average person unknowingly eats 2 pounds of bugs a year that is in their food.
                                yep peanut butter is 1
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                                • baddog
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by halfpint
                                  Ok then lets call it insect sex instead
                                  Pretty sure that is not an insect.

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                                  • Broo
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                                    • Feb 2008
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by halfpint
                                    What about if they crawl up your nostril and get in your brain
                                    I never think on this

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                                    • halfpint
                                      GFY's Halfpint
                                      • Jun 2007
                                      • 15223

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by baddog
                                      Pretty sure that is not an insect.
                                      yep you are right scorpions are arachnids I think


                                      so we will call it arachinsect sex

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                                      • Michael O
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                                        • Jul 2001
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by mozadek
                                        Average person unknowingly eats 2 pounds of bugs a year that is in their food.
                                        Some people eat that on a weekly basis just go to Asia.

                                        Originally posted by halfpint
                                        Some people say we swollow spiders while we sleeping some people say its not true I personally dont beleive its true in most cases but I guess the odd few could slip into your open mouth while you are asleep...whether its true or not I also wonder what other creepy crawlies we could swollow while we are asleep...
                                        I came home to this one day and its not the worst thing one day I came home and there were a snake in the house and if there are anything I hate its spiders and snakes




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                                        • O MARINA
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                                          • Mar 2003
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                                          #21
                                          .. yuck ..

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                                          • Cyber Fucker
                                            Hmm
                                            • Sep 2005
                                            • 12642

                                            #22
                                            Yeah, we eat some acarina for sure, well, I don't care...

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                                            • CYF
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                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Michael O
                                              That thing would eat a cat or small child
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                                              • halfpint
                                                GFY's Halfpint
                                                • Jun 2007
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Michael O
                                                Some people eat that on a weekly basis just go to Asia.



                                                I came home to this one day and its not the worst thing one day I came home and there were a snake in the house and if there are anything I hate its spiders and snakes




                                                Im sure if you dont like snakes or spiders coming home to something like that must have freaked you out.. I personally have no problem with snakes or spiders and we used to get a lot of them when I was out in South Africa. Iv never had a fear of either of them and the same goes for bees and wasps.

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                                                • Pornopat
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                                                  #25
                                                  I was just about to go to bed. Thanks for this wonderfull thread.
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                                                  • Michael O
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                                                    • Jul 2001
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by halfpint
                                                    Im sure if you dont like snakes or spiders coming home to something like that must have freaked you out.. I personally have no problem with snakes or spiders and we used to get a lot of them when I was out in South Africa. Iv never had a fear of either of them and the same goes for bees and wasps.
                                                    Hate them can't stand them.
                                                    In Denmark we only have very small spiders and almost no snakes.
                                                    This bugger half a can of insect spray and a broom stick took care of it.
                                                    The snake my friend talked to some construction workers next door and one guy took care of the snake and set it free 100 meters away it were a small snake not much thicker than a pencil but 2-3 feet long.
                                                    I really can't stand spiders and snakes I think its the only phobias I have.
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                                                    • Iron Fist
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                                                      • Dec 2006
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Michael O
                                                      That spider looks like it was trying to blend into the surroundings.... cool colors. Not so scared of spiders...
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                                                      • halfpint
                                                        GFY's Halfpint
                                                        • Jun 2007
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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Pornopat
                                                        I was just about to go to bed. Thanks for this wonderfull thread.
                                                        Just think of it as extra and FREE protein for your body

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                                                        • closer
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                                                          • Sep 2005
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                                                          #29
                                                          Also kinda interesting:

                                                          These blood sucking bed creatures:

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                                                          • halfpint
                                                            GFY's Halfpint
                                                            • Jun 2007
                                                            • 15223

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by closer
                                                            Also kinda interesting:

                                                            These blood sucking bed creatures:

                                                            OMG thats even worse ..lol

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                                                            • Pornopat
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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by halfpint
                                                              Just think of it as extra and FREE protein for your body
                                                              I bet that is what you tell all the girls.
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                                                              • Farang
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                                                                • Oct 2004
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                                                                #32
                                                                I have no problem with snakes, but hate spiders
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                                                                • punkpred
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                                                                  • May 2007
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  No spiders but i have eaten dog shit.
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                                                                  • Spudman
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Michael O




                                                                    If I came home to that i'd shit my pants!! That's a scary looking spider!
                                                                    What do you do when that happens? I'd have to call the cops or something hahaha
                                                                    Take it Easy !!!

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                                                                    • Chosen
                                                                      • Aug 2001
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Nice thread

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                                                                      • ShellyCrash
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Michael O
                                                                        Holy shit! I thought my spiders were bad, but you win.

                                                                        We have these in our house, I wouldn't be surprised if they were somehow related -



                                                                        I'm a pretty bad arachnophobic so I have a real hard time with it. I only have a confrontation with them once or twice a year, found a juvenile hiding in a pot in the kitchen last week and scared the shit out of me, but thankfully it's been a little over a year since we've had to contend with a full size adult in the house.

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                                                                        • brassmonkey
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          if you eat cats can you claim that you eat pussy
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                                                                          • punkpred
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by brassmonkey
                                                                            if you eat cats can you claim that you eat pussy
                                                                            Good point
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                                                                            • halfpint
                                                                              GFY's Halfpint
                                                                              • Jun 2007
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by punkpred
                                                                              No spiders but i have eaten dog shit.

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                                                                              • halfpint
                                                                                GFY's Halfpint
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by ShellyCrash
                                                                                Holy shit! I thought my spiders were bad, but you win.

                                                                                We have these in our house, I wouldn't be surprised if they were somehow related -



                                                                                I'm a pretty bad arachnophobic so I have a real hard time with it. I only have a confrontation with them once or twice a year, found a juvenile hiding in a pot in the kitchen last week and scared the shit out of me, but thankfully it's been a little over a year since we've had to contend with a full size adult in the house.
                                                                                I'll send some tarantulas over in a box for Christmas for ya.. I heard they make great pets


                                                                                Originally posted by Pornopat
                                                                                I bet that is what you tell all the girls.


                                                                                I dont get girls any more Im to bloody old and besides that my misses would slap me silly if I was messing about with other women. My life would be hell I tell ya
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                                                                                • brassmonkey
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by punkpred
                                                                                  No spiders but i have eaten dog shit.
                                                                                  how did it taste i bet u say like shit
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                                                                                  • halfpint
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by brassmonkey
                                                                                    how did it taste i bet u say like shit
                                                                                    that made me lol

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                                                                                    • halfpint
                                                                                      GFY's Halfpint
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      OH noes I have proof we eat spiders while we are asleep



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                                                                                      • brassmonkey
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by halfpint
                                                                                        OH noes I have proof we eat spiders while we are asleep


                                                                                        im hoping they woke her up
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                                                                                          #45
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                                                                                          • Scott McD
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by Michael O
                                                                                            Fuck that !!!

                                                                                            I'd have screamed like a girl if i saw that thing.

                                                                                            How did you kill that fucker ??


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                                                                                            • Tom_PM
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                                                                                              • Feb 2005
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Pretty disturbing thought for sure.

                                                                                              About all you can do is be clean and wash your bedding in scalding hot water.
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                                                                                              • Michael O
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                                                                                                • Jul 2001
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by Scott McD
                                                                                                Fuck that !!!

                                                                                                I'd have screamed like a girl if i saw that thing.

                                                                                                How did you kill that fucker ??
                                                                                                I did not. My lady friend did with half a can of insect spray and a broom stick :D
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                                                                                                • halfpint
                                                                                                  GFY's Halfpint
                                                                                                  • Jun 2007
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by PR_Tom
                                                                                                  Pretty disturbing thought for sure.

                                                                                                  About all you can do is be clean and wash your bedding in scalding hot water.
                                                                                                  I dont think scalding your bedding is gonna stop a spider from climbing on your bed and into your ear, nose, mouth, ass or pussy if you are a woman

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                                                                                                  • Scott McD
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by brassmonkey
                                                                                                    im hoping they woke her up
                                                                                                    I'm pretty sure they wouldn't have. The way it works nowadays, is they would have filmed it, and then put in on YouTube.


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