50 BIATCH!

LOL!! :1orglaugh

Bhahahahahaha :1orglaugh

:thumbsup

Im not trying to intimidate through a lawyer , actually I would think that having threads deleted (like was done in some earlier threads) would be more of an attempt at intimidation IMO. I dont wanna sue anyone , the letter was intended to bring an official handshake and move on to our business relationship. The letter basically said quit talking shit lies and we will let the $750 you owe me go away. Was a offering in which both parties stood to gain ....... he keeps the $750 , and I dont have to worry about defending myself against a guy with a personal vengeance against me. That letter never said he was being sued (which this thread topic says) , it was letting him know of my intention to pursue it if he couldn't just move on. This could have been settled and done with if he didnt feel it was neccessary to bring it up on boards. He is the one deciding to continue pushing this.

:sleep

I think that was just proven =)

fuck rory, whoever he is, fuck shaver, he's a putz, fuck aaronm, just because.... and fuck YOU.... YEAH YOU!!! you're a fucking unethical crazed lunatic of a business owner and you're gay with HIV and you plan to destroy the world by spreading the disease....


i ask you now to try to sue me....

i ask you furthermore to even try to find me.....


FUCK YOU COCKSUCKER!! (yes, i really am talking to you)

Obviously eating a lot of spicy Thai food! You go!!!:thumbsup

can i also say that i just went to cumkaraoke and it looks like the lamest concept i've ever seen in my life....

who lied to you and told you it'd work?

and who do you think believes anyone would be so stupid as to sue for $750 ??

haaha

Varadox sent me a C&D for posts on GFY a while back, lol.

I didn't need to send them one back, they ceased and desisted all on their own :)

I know...I am marrying one
;-)))

...and her name is...Sue!
;-)))

hehe

Happy to be in Holland...

"www.gofuckyourself.com" a forum that is a valuable and respected source of adult web business connections...
:1orglaugh

When you talk too much shit about someone you can expect something like this.
You shouldn't be surprised

I know nothing about the matter at hand but:

State of NJ recognises ORAL contracts up to $500,
check Oregon statues

This letter has more holes from legal point of view than the fishing net

Unless the lawyer is a personal friend or member of the family,
the litigation, expert witness testemonies and discoveries will
cost 20-50 times more than the amount in dispute


I think we should do a non-binding GFY arbitration,
anybody wanna represent Plaintiff?

I'll represent Aaron, just because motherfucker still owes me dinner and if he loses I'll NEVER get the dinner out of him!

Aaron,
you are a cum sucking prick
(not to be repeated in public without my expressed permission)
but I'll defend you anyway
;-))

that's what I say!..at least about 80% of GFY members

http://www.cotac.com/GFY.gif

Rory,
if you sent me an e-mail,
I'd settle you and Aaron in 5 mins...FREE.

for $5 per post I'd piss with Aaron on your behalf
(NON REFUNDABLE DEPOSIT REQUIRED!!!!!!)

for $7 I'd piss with Aaron and Lensman

for $9 I'd piss with Lensman, Aaron and United Nations,
can your lawyer do all that?
;-)))

quote:
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Originally posted by Kimmykim
Gotta love all these people that want to intimidate through their attorneys. Funny thing is that most of them forget that if they actually serve you with a suit they will be 'discovered' as well. Which is a main reason that big companies always want to settle if they can.
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Kimmy, you just can't see the future....
cars, boats, houses...
the next year everybody who is somebody will be posting pics of their lawyers, their resumes and credentials,
and LAWYERS pictures will be IT thing
;-0)))

I told all lawyers who want to represent me
to make sexy photoshoots to be used for posts....

so far, I got only ONE response from a lawyer and I quote:
"your problem is that you want all your lawyers to suck your dick
"
but he was fired for lack of understanding of GFY environment...
;-))))

Well.. in a place where you can get your ass in trouble because of too hot coffee I wouldn't be surprised if that Roy or whatever guy would win... but jeez... $750? in court? They might have more important things to do...

ahem..
may I present
http://www.jlf.bc.ca/images/Lawyers.jpg

... too funny !

That lawyer doesn't sound very professional.

Well the defendent can claim presendent that EVERY post on this board asking for help/oppions on products/oppions on new ideas/etc etc are BLOWN OUT OF THE FUCKING WATER by 100 people claiming there products and ideas are old, pathetic at best, unorginial, will have bad retention, and generally SUCK ASS!

He can claim since everyone gets the shit beaten out of them on GFY on a regular basis for posting a mear "Whats do you think of my site idea" message, that this person should of known what he was too expect jumping on such a hostile board asking for helpful oppions.

But hey its why we love GFY, just say what you fucking think not what you think you think you should say.

Lessen learned peoples, post using a proxy from now on :)

Sammy

I used to type letters like this for a lawyer and I never saw anything like the below lmfao

"the concept is weak at best and the retention will likely suck"

Where's all the real legal mumbo jumbo?


I dont' post much here but I read alot of the posts and remember the thread about the $750.

If I remember correctly, AaronM was told he could keep it as a "kill fee" because Rory didn't come up with the dough for the shoots. Not sure if that is how it was worded but it was accepted in public. Does that matter, heck if I know :)

hehe :1orglaugh

Aaron, the way this country goes,
you will lose $500,000 in a heart beat..

retain me and risk ONLY $250,000 damage!
;-)))

case studies:


1. Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas, was awarded $780,000 by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running inside a furniture store. The owners of the store were understandably surprised at the verdict, considering the misbehaving little toddler was Ms. Robertson's son.


2. A 19-year-old Carl Truman of Los Angeles won $74,000 and medical
expenses when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda Accord. Mr.
Truman apparently didn't notice there was someone at the wheel of the car when he was trying to steal his neighbor's hubcaps.


3. Terrence Dickson of Bristol, Pennsylvania, was leaving a house he had just finished robbing by way of the garage. He was not able to get the garage door to go up since the automatic door opener was malfunctioning. He couldn't re-enter the house because the door connecting the house and garage locked when he pulled it shut. The family was on vacation, and Mr.Dickson found himself locked in the garage for eight days. He subsisted on a case of Pepsi he found, and a large bag of dry dog food. He sued the homeowner's insurance claiming the situation caused him undue mental anguish. The jury agreed to the tune of $500,000.


4. Jerry Williams of Little Rock, Arkansas, was awarded $14,500 and medical expenses after being bitten on the buttocks by his next door neighbor's beagle. The beagle was on a chain in its owner's fenced yard. The award was less than sought because the jury felt the dog might have been just a little provoked at the time by Mr. Williams who was shooting it repeatedly with a pellet gun.


5. A Philadelphia restaurant was ordered to pay Amber Carson of Lancaster, Pennsylvania, $113,500 after she slipped on a soft drink and broke her coccyx (tailbone). The beverage was on the floor because Ms. Carson had thrown it at her boyfriend 30 seconds earlier during an argument.


6. Kara Walton of Claymont, Delaware, successfully sued the owner of a
night club in a neighboring city when she fell from the bathroom window to the floor and knocked out her two front teeth. This occurred while Ms. Walton was trying to sneak through the window in the ladies room to avoid paying the $3.50 cover charge. She was awarded $12,000 and dental expenses.


7. This year's favorite could easily be Mr. Merv Grazinski of Oklahoma
City, Oklahoma. Mr. Grazinski purchased a brand new 32-foot Winnebago
motor home. On his first trip home, having driven onto the freeway, he set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly left the drivers seat to go into the back and make himself a cup of coffee. Not surprisingly, the R.V. left the freeway, crashed and overturned. Mr. Grazinski sued Winnebago for not advising him in the owner's manual that he couldn't actually do this. The jury awarded him $1,750,000 plus a new motorhome. The company actually changed their manuals on the basis of this suit, just in case there were any other complete morons buying their recreation vehicles.

Those stories are fake - as well as almost every story on the net dealing with excessive jury awards.

http://www.snopes.com/legal/lawsuits.htm


even the mcdonalds case was blown out of proportion by the media - if people knew the true facts they might think differently.

http://lawandhelp.com/q298-2.htm
http://www.siegfriedandjensen.com/Page9.html

:1orglaugh
You'll probably get a letter from him once he starts gettin hella fax spams.

I just got off the phone with TSB and he will be heading my new GFY legal defense counsel. If anyone has a problem with me has to go through him first. :BangBang: :BangBang:

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Rory is a little whinny bitch

He must be mad his cumkaroke bombed miserably

KK-

You are so right about this! "Gotta love all these people that want to intimidate through their attorneys. Funny thing is that most of them forget that if they actually serve you with a suit they will be 'discovered' as well. Which is a main reason that big companies always want to settle if they can."

THIS IS why three internet companies and a webmaster resource company which will remain NAMELESS will NEVER sue me for speaking up

DISCOVERY IS A BITCH, and their are skeletons in everyone's closet-

except for mine...:-))

good luck Chris R... I tried to respond to a post like this on another board and told them the whole 'litigation explosion' thing was a PR campaign from insurance companies. Conservatives only recognize and respond to facts that fit their world view however, the truth DOES NOT set them free.

just in case you guys dont know who TSB is here is my lawyer and his ASSistanthttp://www.thespacebulldog.com/pics/TSBBizzatch1.jpg

*giggle*

Haha :1orglaugh

Lawyers are the grown up version of I'm telling my daddy,

My daddy can beat up your daddy:ak47:

http://www.ampcontent.com/pics/TSBPC.jpg


Johnny Cocoran aint got shit on my team!!

Ah...Somebody has a good memory. :glugglug

I am gonna sue you for hot linking!

I am gonna sue SleazyDream for posting my private matters to GFY.

I am gonna sue Serge for making me laugh so damn hard.

When I am done with you fuckers........um.......hmmmm

Nevermind.

:helpme mommy!

I am gonna sue Serge for making me laugh so damn hard.
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before the dinner you owe me or after?
;-))))

MOST Cease and Desist letters have a statement reading "GOVERN YOURSELF ACCORDINGLY" attached...

That letter my friends is a phony.

Before. This way I can buy you dinner that might actually match up to the one you bought me. :)

Ive had C n D from Nintendo of America, The Hollywood Chamber of Commerce (City of Hollywood), and Mattel, and Fisher Price.

Never had an 'govern yourself' shit attached.

Just 5 pages of threats and big figures.

hahaha

Interesting that you would make this comment.

:smokin

Wrap yourself in the truth and tell the lawyers to piss off.
If you tell lies, die.
It's easy to do yet so few practice it.

I have an uncle who is as evil as me, with a his own firm.

Blood represents blood in new ways.

He is ALWAYS asking if I need help. Hes always trying to give me money to invest. He gave me a grand one time at a party of his.

I smoke herbs with my lawyer.

hehehe

I have my relative taking somebody to court on my behalf for...$453 claim
;-)))

if I paid him, it would have cost me $7500+
;-)))

talking from expereince
;-)))