Who here is a cop, FBI, or Secret Agent? - GoFuckYourself.com

SleazyDream · 02-19-2010, 01:00 AM

Ok Guys - Everyone else fesses up here.

It's time you did.

We KNOW you are here.

Which ones of you no name trolls are cops, FBI or Secret Agents.

Discuss your agency and purpose here.

When you ask a cop or gov't agent if they are a cop or gov't agent they are legally required to tell you - so any cop or gov't agent reading this now HAS to post in this thread reveling them self or an IP trace will be done and legal action will follow including personal civil litigation against you for knowingly breaking the law.

Barefootsies · 02-19-2010, 01:04 AM

This man is...

Yngwie · 02-19-2010, 01:10 AM

I'm FBI.. I also something take the role of US president and at times the Canadian Prime Minister.

BIGTYMER · 02-19-2010, 01:13 AM

L-Pink · 02-19-2010, 01:14 AM

I'm with the forum police ..... we're hot on your trail Sleazy.

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CDSmith · 02-19-2010, 01:20 AM

In Winnipeg, FBI means "Fucking Big Indian".

Me, I am secret KGB guy.

SleazyDream · 02-19-2010, 01:20 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

I'm with the forum police ..... we're hot on your trail Sleazy.

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this picture would be more appropriate

Loki · 02-19-2010, 02:04 AM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

this picture would be more appropriate

Really??? I always figured THESE would be more appropriate:

-Loki-

k0nr4d · 02-19-2010, 02:19 AM

eroticsexxx · 02-19-2010, 02:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream

When you ask a cop or gov't agent if they are a cop or gov't agent they are legally required to tell you - so any cop or gov't agent reading this now HAS to post in this thread reveling them self or an IP trace will be done and legal action will follow including personal civil litigation against you for knowingly breaking the law.

There are so many holes in this assertion, but carry on.

MoreMagic · 02-19-2010, 02:29 AM

Only us agencies count?

yutenjiboy · 02-19-2010, 02:35 AM

Owner · 02-19-2010, 02:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream

Ok Guys - Everyone else fesses up here.

It's time you did.

We KNOW you are here.

Which ones of you no name trolls are cops, FBI or Secret Agents.

Discuss your agency and purpose here.

When you ask a cop or gov't agent if they are a cop or gov't agent they are legally required to tell you - so any cop or gov't agent reading this now HAS to post in this thread reveling them self or an IP trace will be done and legal action will follow including personal civil litigation against you for knowingly breaking the law.

http://www.cracked.com/article_18385...to-movies.html

http://www.snopes.com/risque/hookers/cop.asp

Mr Happy · 02-19-2010, 03:02 AM

It's the cops, RUN!

seeandsee · 02-19-2010, 03:13 AM

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Originally Posted by k0nr4d

strong super hero

cam_girls · 02-19-2010, 03:21 AM

I'm a $100 million field operative with dozens of secret service agents following my every move 24/7 for the last 15 years. Also known as The Truman Show.

BTW... the TV ad just on said "He's undercover and blah blah".

Reply to me and your mind will be scanned for further processing.

02-19-2010, 03:38 AM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

When you ask a cop or gov't agent if they are a cop or gov't agent they are legally required to tell you - so any cop or gov't agent reading this now HAS to post in this thread reveling them self or an IP trace will be done and legal action will follow including personal civil litigation against you for knowingly breaking the law.

Sleazy, that is fucking funniest thing that I've heard all year.

shimmy2 · 02-19-2010, 03:40 AM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

In Winnipeg, FBI means "Fucking Big Indian".

theres a new one for the site

JimmiDean · 02-19-2010, 03:49 AM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

Ok Guys - Everyone else fesses up here.

When you ask a cop or gov't agent if they are a cop or gov't agent they are legally required to tell you - so any cop or gov't agent reading this now HAS to post in this thread reveling them self or an IP trace will be done and legal action will follow including personal civil litigation against you for knowingly breaking the law.

Im going to assume you based this on watching to many police drama's on Tv ?

DWB · 02-19-2010, 04:15 AM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

When you ask a cop or gov't agent if they are a cop or gov't agent they are legally required to tell you

Serial Pervert · 02-19-2010, 04:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Barefootsies

This man is...

Voodoo · 02-19-2010, 04:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream

Ok Guys - Everyone else fesses up here.

It's time you did.

We KNOW you are here.

Which ones of you no name trolls are cops, FBI or Secret Agents.

Discuss your agency and purpose here.

When you ask a cop or gov't agent if they are a cop or gov't agent they are legally required to tell you - so any cop or gov't agent reading this now HAS to post in this thread reveling them self or an IP trace will be done and legal action will follow including personal civil litigation against you for knowingly breaking the law.

Only a cop / FBI / Secret Agent would ask such a question, to divert the attention away from himself having to actually answer it (Very sneaky!). So, I pose the exact same question to YOU.

Are you a cop, FBI or Secret Agent?

SleazyDream · 02-19-2010, 04:33 AM

I really want to cry when i read this thread and realize what's happened to the IQ here.....

i think too many people early on made good money did too many drugs and honestly it lowered the average intelligence of the typical adult webmaster

SleazyDream · 02-19-2010, 04:34 AM

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Originally Posted by vdc-Loki

Really??? I always figured THESE would be more appropriate:

-Loki-

i looked like crazy to find that photo!!!!!!! good job

Jon Oso · 02-19-2010, 04:36 AM

I know a few cops, few sheriffs, etc... they don't have to tell you if you ask them.

Mr Happy · 02-19-2010, 05:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Jon Oso

I know a few cops, few sheriffs, etc... they don't have to tell you if you ask them.

Not sure if you will be well like after admitting you are friends, or know cops.
I know that I will never trust you now.

One thing I have learned over many years is that cops are not your friend.

beerptrol · 02-19-2010, 05:19 AM

I'm a bankruptcy administrator, does that count?

epitome · 02-19-2010, 05:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Happy

Not sure if you will be well like after admitting you are friends, or know cops.
I know that I will never trust you now.

One thing I have learned over many years is that cops are not your friend.

Why would that be a concern of yours if you're on the up and up?

Mr Happy · 02-19-2010, 05:35 AM

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Originally Posted by epitome

Why would that be a concern of yours if you're on the up and up?

I am on the up and up. I have nothing to hide, but you can never ever trust a cop for any reason.

Why did the OP ask who is a cop in the first place? Something to ponder for ya.

btw: I am not that concerned, it was just an honest responce.

Farang · 02-19-2010, 05:37 AM

Thanks for the laugh

A-n-D-r-E-S · 02-19-2010, 06:12 AM

I'm a Secret Agent, currently undercover. Please don't tell anybody about this...

pornguy · 02-19-2010, 06:16 AM

I work for InterPol All your pixels R my prisoners

TisMe · 02-19-2010, 06:24 AM

I have a secret decoder ring, does that count?

sicone · 02-19-2010, 06:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream

Ok Guys - Everyone else fesses up here.

It's time you did.

We KNOW you are here.

Which ones of you no name trolls are cops, FBI or Secret Agents.

Discuss your agency and purpose here.

When you ask a cop or gov't agent if they are a cop or gov't agent they are legally required to tell you - so any cop or gov't agent reading this now HAS to post in this thread reveling them self or an IP trace will be done and legal action will follow including personal civil litigation against you for knowingly breaking the law.

What law book have you been reading?

ShellyCrash · 02-19-2010, 06:37 AM

Shit, I think my cover just got blown...

Vjo · 02-19-2010, 07:06 AM

Kick Ass Chat · 02-19-2010, 07:09 AM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

When you ask a cop or gov't agent if they are a cop or gov't agent they are legally required to tell you -

Your knowledge of the law is lacking in so many ways.

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ColetteX · 02-19-2010, 07:10 AM

at least agent 488 for sure

Jon Oso · 02-19-2010, 07:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Happy

Not sure if you will be well like after admitting you are friends, or know cops.
I know that I will never trust you now.

One thing I have learned over many years is that cops are not your friend.

I'm not friends with the kind of cops that will bust their own friends, family, whatever.

If you don't trust me because I'm friends with cops, then that's more than fine with me. It's not like I go golfing with them or have them over for dinner - but it's always good to have friends in different places.

Vjo · 02-19-2010, 07:25 AM

Agent 488 · 02-19-2010, 07:34 AM

you hang out with too many stupid street hookers.

LeCoq · 02-19-2010, 07:35 AM

I'm in the RCMP. I'll be right back, my horse is parked in double...

Vjo · 02-19-2010, 07:43 AM

Diana Rigg

Vjo · 02-19-2010, 08:06 AM

TheDoc · 02-19-2010, 08:12 AM

If you ask a law officer/agent if they are a cop or not, they do not have to tell you the truth. If you're doing anything they suspect as illegal, they can flat out lie to you.

I speak from personal experience...

Vjo · 02-19-2010, 08:16 AM

last 2

newbreed · 02-19-2010, 08:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream

When you ask a cop or gov't agent if they are a cop or gov't agent they are legally required to tell you - so any cop or gov't agent reading this now HAS to post in this thread reveling them self or an IP trace will be done and legal action will follow including personal civil litigation against you for knowingly breaking the law.

I was for 10 years here in Ohio, that's never been a secret. Your statement above is 100% false (in most states here in the US), so I hope you never rely on that train of thought if you ever find yourself in such a situation. I lost count of how many times I lied to suspects/targets over the last few years I was in LE. Further, at least here in Ohio, should a LE agent find himself in a situation that he's got to "test the shit" or whatever (assuming it were a drug related offense investigation), there's case law to make that a legal action in the line of duty. Hell there's a famous school here in Ohio that trains LE agents all over the country/world on how to simulate doing 99% of the drugs on the street, and how to do it safely if you've got a gun to your head.

EdgeXXX · 02-19-2010, 08:19 AM

Does CIA SAD count?

Martin · 02-19-2010, 08:32 AM

Here is a few songs for the Police lurking GFY

Vjo · 02-19-2010, 08:34 AM

I'd go to war with Great Britain if it meant we could claim Sheena Easton.

God she can sing and so beautiful.

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