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how many girlfriends you can manage?
hi friend
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One at a time.
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Just the one. Any more the wife would get suspicious ;)
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#7 |
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The kind that you just rent for an hour are far less expensive and aggravating than the ones that live with you.
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![]() The trick is to get your woman into Big Love on HBO. If you dont know what it is, it stars bill paxton and he's a mormon with 3 wives............ once girls see that they are open for multiple wives. That makes it easier.
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#9 |
Viva la vulva!
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I am faithful to one when we are together. But, I keep a backup for when we have an argument and take a short break. ![]() Sometimes I may instigate an argument. |
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epoch is good, but better is nats, you can control them much better, as their red days ect
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I can manage zero. I used to be able to handle more but - over time - I came to realize that it wasn't worth the effort.
There is nothing I hate more than drama and gossip (in a relationship - I absitively lurve it at GFY!) |
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#12 |
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i cant apply time management on a relationship. One gf at a time. it difficult to manage having 2 or more gf. LOL
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Rufies and cages in the basement.= As many as you want.
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One is more than enough
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its more fun to sell them than collect them
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i can't manage one. you do not manage women, no one does. you manage a woman the same way you manage a backpack full of piranhas. some guys just get lucky for a while...
this morning i got my ass reemed out for a half hour because a stray pube made it's way to the toilet seat. she couldn't explain clearly enough how "fucking disgusting" that one ball hair was. i just sat and nodded my head while i stared out the window. i didn't have the heart to point out that she has had my entire fucking sack in her mouth... |
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Amen brother
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am happy with one
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depends on how fast I can manage to get them out the door after fucking them
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One is difficult, two is chaotic, three is impossible, four is bliss!
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These days, I stick to one. Getting too old, I guess.
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Ideally I'd like to have 2-3 boyfriends and 1 girlfriend, but I'm stuck with the one boyfriend for now
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For an actual girlfriend, one is enough.
When it comes to booty calls, or casual dating, I stick with 2 or 3 at a time. 4 just gets to be too much, really.
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just a half
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I think it was nearly 3 months I had been with my girlfriend... I told her one morning, while we were snuggling in bed... "There's something I need to tell you. I'm Mormon, and you're going to be my 4th wife. I hope this doesn't present a problem in our relationship."
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three .
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I prefer to manage WHORES, not girlfriends.
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