The trick is to get your woman into Big Love on HBO. If you dont know what it is, it stars bill paxton and he's a mormon with 3 wives............ once girls see that they are open for multiple wives. That makes it easier.
I am faithful to one when we are together.
But, I keep a backup for when we have an argument and take a short break.
Sometimes I may instigate an argument.
i can't manage one. you do not manage women, no one does. you manage a woman the same way you manage a backpack full of piranhas. some guys just get lucky for a while...
this morning i got my ass reemed out for a half hour because a stray pube made it's way to the toilet seat. she couldn't explain clearly enough how "fucking disgusting" that one ball hair was. i just sat and nodded my head while i stared out the window. i didn't have the heart to point out that she has had my entire fucking sack in her mouth...
depends on how fast I can manage to get them out the door after fucking them
“If we are to have another contest in the near future of our national existence, I predict that the dividing line will not be Mason and Dixon's but between patriotism and intelligence on the one side, and superstition, ambition and ignorance on the other.”
-- Ulysses S. Grant
I think it was nearly 3 months I had been with my girlfriend... I told her one morning, while we were snuggling in bed... "There's something I need to tell you. I'm Mormon, and you're going to be my 4th wife. I hope this doesn't present a problem in our relationship."
i can't manage one. you do not manage women, no one does. you manage a woman the same way you manage a backpack full of piranhas. some guys just get lucky for a while...
this morning i got my ass reemed out for a half hour because a stray pube made it's way to the toilet seat. she couldn't explain clearly enough how "fucking disgusting" that one ball hair was. i just sat and nodded my head while i stared out the window. i didn't have the heart to point out that she has had my entire fucking sack in her mouth...
Just say goodbye, man... just walk away... no point in having that crazy shit in your life. I've had some crazy shit too, and it's just not worth it.
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