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01-18-2010, 04:38 PM
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Database of Injuries reported by emergency rooms (fun stuff)
I saw this posted in an sports forum i frequent and found some of those hilarious. From stupid and embarrassing sexual injuries, to incredible dumb home accidents.
Here are some sex related samples (date, age, genre, ethnic, ACCIDENT): View 11/18/2008 59 Male White RECTUM FB-DILDO VIBRATOR STUCK IN RECTUM-@ HOME View 11/14/2008 20 Female Black PT WAS STIMULATING HERSELF WITH A VIBRATOR AND DEVELOPED SEVERE VAGINAL PAIN View 11/14/2008 23 Male White 23 Y/O HAD FOREIGN BODY IB RECTUR, VIBRATOR LOST HIS GRI N THE DEVICE WENT ON UP More ... View 11/9/2008 46 Female Not stated FB IN RECTUM/46YOF PLACED A VIBRATOR UP HER RECTUM APPROX 1.5 HRS AGO. UNABLE TO More ... View 10/28/2008 22 Male White PLASTIC VIBRATOR LODGED IN RECTUM FB RECTUM * View 10/21/2008 30 Female Black PT HAS A VIBRATOR IN VAGINA View 10/18/2008 44 Male White PT STATES HE WAS PLAYING W/A VIBRATOR AND SMALL PIECE CAME OFF AND WEDG ED IN RE More ... View 10/14/2008 33 Female Not stated PT WAS AT A PARTY DRINKING, FELL ASLEEP & WOKE UP WITH A VIBRATOR STUCK IN VAGIN More ... View 10/13/2008 63 Male White PT HAS VIBRATOR STUCK IN RECTUM FOR 10 HRS. DX: FB RECTUM. View 9/12/2008 42 Male White VIBRATOR STUCK IN RECTUM. DX FB RECTUM View 8/12/2008 46 Female White PT HAD VIBRATOR STUCK IN RECTUM. DX: RECTAL FB. View 8/10/2008 214 Female Not stated PT CRAWLED UNDER THE BED OF A HOTEL ROOM AND CAME OUT WITH A VIBRATOR I N MOUTH More ... View 7/13/2008 26 Female Other PT SUSTAINED FOREIGN BODY TO RECTUM AFTER PLACING A VIBRATOR IN RECTUM* View 5/4/2008 29 Female Not stated DX FB RETURN: PT WITH A VIBRATOR INSERTED IN RECTUM UNABLE TO RETRIEVE. VIBRATOR More ... View 4/3/2008 47 Male White PT'S GIRLFRIEND PUT A VIBRATOR INTO HIS RECTUM. DX: RECTAL FB. View 3/8/2008 37 Female Black PT HAS A VIBRATOR STUCK IN HER VAGINA View 3/1/2008 32 Female Black ALLERGIC REACTION TO LATEX-EXPOSURE TO LATEX VIBRATOR-DEVELOPED FACIAL SWELLING- More ... View 2/24/2008 50 Male Black PT, WHO HAD ETOH, WAS PLAYING WITH VIBRATOR & INSERTING IT INTO RECTUM. VIBRATOR More ... View 1/11/2008 42 Male White VIBRATOR STUCK IN ANUS, DX; COLONIC FB Non sex samples: PATIENT LYING AWAKE IN BED AFTER SURFING THE INTERNET, NOTICED WALLS CLOSING IN AROUND HIM,DIFFICULTY BREATHING; ANXIETY ATTACK PT PRACTICING HER NINJA SKILLS WITH A MARTIAL ARTS SWORD AND SUSTAINED A LACERATION TO LOWER ARM PATINET AT A PARTY PLAYING EXTREMEM LIMBO, WAS TO JUMP OVER LIMBO STICK , CAUGHT FEET & FELL ON OUTSTRETCHED HAND; ELBOW FX/MIDSHAFT RADIAL FX PT USING A SCUBA TANK TO FILL UP TIRES ON A WHEELBARROW AND THE AIR HOS E LET LOOSE AND STRUCK LOWER ARM ABRASION ARM PT DX STAB WOUND TO LT CHEST - S/P STABBED AT RETIREMENT PARTY WITH KIITCHEN KNIFE 8 INCH BLADE AT MOM'S HOUSE. PT DX FX 0F 3RD,4TH AND 5TH METACARPAL - PT PUNCHED A TELEVISION SET AFTER AN ARGUMENT AT HOME JUST PTA. PT GETTING A SMALL FROG OFF THE CLOTHESLINE THEN AFTER HANDLING THE FRO G RUBBED FACE THEN BROKE OUT IN A RASH CONTACT DERMATITIS FROM FROG DX LAC R SH/HTN: W JUGGL'G 3 KNIVES W HE LOST CONTROL & KNIFE STUCK 3IN INTO R DELTOID REGION; PT SMELLS OF ETOH--ADMITS 2 "3 BEERS" PT CUT FINGER WHEN THREW COMPUTER AT HOME. Have fun searching in the database  http://www.sun-sentinel2.com/feature...=&SearchField=
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01-18-2010, 04:53 PM
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Vibrators are dangerous!!
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01-18-2010, 05:06 PM
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Those are great.
I like any sentence that starts, "Practicing her ninja skills. . ." |
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01-18-2010, 05:11 PM
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Vibrators are trained like terrorists, the only mission is to fuck you!
Let's start a war on vibrators! |
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01-18-2010, 05:23 PM
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So that's a 14 month old kid. Now that's fucked up.  |
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01-18-2010, 05:24 PM
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Oh man. Here's the complete entry, and probably the reason the child was taken to hospital...
PT CRAWLED UNDER THE BED OF A HOTEL ROOM AND CAME OUT WITH A VIBRATOR I N MOUTH POSSIBLE STD EXPOSURE  |
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01-18-2010, 05:28 PM
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01-18-2010, 05:36 PM
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12/9/2008 22 Female White PT WAS PLAYING SEX GAMES WITH WIFE HAD BELT AROUND NECK, JUMPED OVER SOMETHING AND GOT HUNG UP,ALSO FELL DOWN STAIRS DX: TRAUM ARREST
10/19/2008 29 Female White PT FELL BACKWARDS OFF BED WHILE HAVING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE. DX: CLOSED HEAD INJURY, CERVICAL STRAIN. 10/3/2008 21 Female White 21YOF WAS HOME IN THE SHOWER HAVING SEX WITH HER BOYFRIEND,ACCIDENTLY BRUSHED UP AGAINST A RAZOR;BUTTOCKS ABRASIONS 7/28/2008 44 Male White 44 YOM BLACKED OUT WHILE HAVING SEX WITH WIFE IN BATHROOM AND FELL TO FLOOR - SUBARACHNOID HEMORRHAGE 7/5/2008 26 Female Not stated CONTUSION PUBIC AREA - 26 YO FEMALE PRESENTS WITH CLITORIAL PAIN AFTER AGGRESIVE USE OF SEX TOYS 5/13/2008 21 Female White PT WITH KNEE SPRAIN, WHILE HAVING SEX JAMMED KNEE ONTO HARD FLOOR 4/20/2008 64 Male Not stated 64Y/O,M,HAD SEXUAL FANTASY, PUT COAT HANGER IN PENIS, HANGER BROKE,ADM FOREIGN BODY IN PENIS |
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01-18-2010, 05:36 PM
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I heard of a story once and it goes like this:
Some violent person went to a strip club and then he stuck a dildo up a stripper's ass. I think she might have had an injury from that.
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01-18-2010, 05:39 PM
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some funny ones there
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I don't have kids but if I did and this happened I would seriously lose my mind. SICK 
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01-18-2010, 05:43 PM
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PT USING A SCUBA TANK TO FILL UP TIRES ON A WHEELBARROW AND THE AIR HOS E LET LOOSE AND STRUCK LOWER ARM ABRASION ARM
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01-18-2010, 05:49 PM
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01-18-2010, 06:02 PM
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Reach for those stars!
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scary stuff. WHat is our obsession with vibrators?
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