Database of Injuries reported by emergency rooms (fun stuff)
 

I saw this posted in an sports forum i frequent and found some of those hilarious. From stupid and embarrassing sexual injuries, to incredible dumb home accidents.

Here are some sex related samples (date, age, genre, ethnic, ACCIDENT):

View 11/18/2008 59 Male White RECTUM FB-DILDO VIBRATOR STUCK IN RECTUM-@ HOME
View 11/14/2008 20 Female Black PT WAS STIMULATING HERSELF WITH A VIBRATOR AND DEVELOPED SEVERE VAGINAL PAIN
View 11/14/2008 23 Male White 23 Y/O HAD FOREIGN BODY IB RECTUR, VIBRATOR LOST HIS GRI N THE DEVICE WENT ON UP More ...
View 11/9/2008 46 Female Not stated FB IN RECTUM/46YOF PLACED A VIBRATOR UP HER RECTUM APPROX 1.5 HRS AGO. UNABLE TO More ...
View 10/28/2008 22 Male White PLASTIC VIBRATOR LODGED IN RECTUM FB RECTUM *
View 10/21/2008 30 Female Black PT HAS A VIBRATOR IN VAGINA
View 10/18/2008 44 Male White PT STATES HE WAS PLAYING W/A VIBRATOR AND SMALL PIECE CAME OFF AND WEDG ED IN RE More ...
View 10/14/2008 33 Female Not stated PT WAS AT A PARTY DRINKING, FELL ASLEEP & WOKE UP WITH A VIBRATOR STUCK IN VAGIN More ...
View 10/13/2008 63 Male White PT HAS VIBRATOR STUCK IN RECTUM FOR 10 HRS. DX: FB RECTUM.
View 9/12/2008 42 Male White VIBRATOR STUCK IN RECTUM. DX FB RECTUM
View 8/12/2008 46 Female White PT HAD VIBRATOR STUCK IN RECTUM. DX: RECTAL FB.
View 8/10/2008 214 Female Not stated PT CRAWLED UNDER THE BED OF A HOTEL ROOM AND CAME OUT WITH A VIBRATOR I N MOUTH More ...
View 7/13/2008 26 Female Other PT SUSTAINED FOREIGN BODY TO RECTUM AFTER PLACING A VIBRATOR IN RECTUM*
View 5/4/2008 29 Female Not stated DX FB RETURN: PT WITH A VIBRATOR INSERTED IN RECTUM UNABLE TO RETRIEVE. VIBRATOR More ...
View 4/3/2008 47 Male White PT'S GIRLFRIEND PUT A VIBRATOR INTO HIS RECTUM. DX: RECTAL FB.
View 3/8/2008 37 Female Black PT HAS A VIBRATOR STUCK IN HER VAGINA
View 3/1/2008 32 Female Black ALLERGIC REACTION TO LATEX-EXPOSURE TO LATEX VIBRATOR-DEVELOPED FACIAL SWELLING- More ...
View 2/24/2008 50 Male Black PT, WHO HAD ETOH, WAS PLAYING WITH VIBRATOR & INSERTING IT INTO RECTUM. VIBRATOR More ...
View 1/11/2008 42 Male White VIBRATOR STUCK IN ANUS, DX; COLONIC FB

Non sex samples:
PATIENT LYING AWAKE IN BED AFTER SURFING THE INTERNET, NOTICED WALLS CLOSING IN AROUND HIM,DIFFICULTY BREATHING; ANXIETY ATTACK

PT PRACTICING HER NINJA SKILLS WITH A MARTIAL ARTS SWORD AND SUSTAINED A LACERATION TO LOWER ARM

PATINET AT A PARTY PLAYING EXTREMEM LIMBO, WAS TO JUMP OVER LIMBO STICK , CAUGHT FEET & FELL ON OUTSTRETCHED HAND; ELBOW FX/MIDSHAFT RADIAL FX

PT USING A SCUBA TANK TO FILL UP TIRES ON A WHEELBARROW AND THE AIR HOS E LET LOOSE AND STRUCK LOWER ARM ABRASION ARM

PT DX STAB WOUND TO LT CHEST - S/P STABBED AT RETIREMENT PARTY WITH KIITCHEN KNIFE 8 INCH BLADE AT MOM'S HOUSE.

PT DX FX 0F 3RD,4TH AND 5TH METACARPAL - PT PUNCHED A TELEVISION SET AFTER AN ARGUMENT AT HOME JUST PTA.

PT GETTING A SMALL FROG OFF THE CLOTHESLINE THEN AFTER HANDLING THE FRO G RUBBED FACE THEN BROKE OUT IN A RASH CONTACT DERMATITIS FROM FROG

DX LAC R SH/HTN: W JUGGL'G 3 KNIVES W HE LOST CONTROL & KNIFE STUCK 3IN INTO R DELTOID REGION; PT SMELLS OF ETOH--ADMITS 2 "3 BEERS"

PT CUT FINGER WHEN THREW COMPUTER AT HOME.

Have fun searching in the database :)

http://www.sun-sentinel2.com/feature...=&SearchField=

Vibrators are dangerous!!

Those are great.
I like any sentence that starts, "Practicing her ninja skills. . ."

Vibrators are trained like terrorists, the only mission is to fuck you!

Let's start a war on vibrators!

I thought this was a typo until I read Children under age 2 are shown by age in months and have a "2" prefix: 223 = 23 months.

So that's a 14 month old kid. Now that's fucked up. :helpme :helpme :helpme

Oh man. Here's the complete entry, and probably the reason the child was taken to hospital...

PT CRAWLED UNDER THE BED OF A HOTEL ROOM AND CAME OUT WITH A VIBRATOR I N MOUTH POSSIBLE STD EXPOSURE

:Oh crap

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

12/9/2008 22 Female White PT WAS PLAYING SEX GAMES WITH WIFE HAD BELT AROUND NECK, JUMPED OVER SOMETHING AND GOT HUNG UP,ALSO FELL DOWN STAIRS DX: TRAUM ARREST

10/19/2008 29 Female White PT FELL BACKWARDS OFF BED WHILE HAVING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE. DX: CLOSED HEAD INJURY, CERVICAL STRAIN.

10/3/2008 21 Female White 21YOF WAS HOME IN THE SHOWER HAVING SEX WITH HER BOYFRIEND,ACCIDENTLY BRUSHED UP AGAINST A RAZOR;BUTTOCKS ABRASIONS

7/28/2008 44 Male White 44 YOM BLACKED OUT WHILE HAVING SEX WITH WIFE IN BATHROOM AND FELL TO FLOOR - SUBARACHNOID HEMORRHAGE

7/5/2008 26 Female Not stated CONTUSION PUBIC AREA - 26 YO FEMALE PRESENTS WITH CLITORIAL PAIN AFTER AGGRESIVE USE OF SEX TOYS

5/13/2008 21 Female White PT WITH KNEE SPRAIN, WHILE HAVING SEX JAMMED KNEE ONTO HARD FLOOR

4/20/2008 64 Male Not stated 64Y/O,M,HAD SEXUAL FANTASY, PUT COAT HANGER IN PENIS, HANGER BROKE,ADM FOREIGN BODY IN PENIS

I heard of a story once and it goes like this:

Some violent person went to a strip club and then he stuck a dildo up a stripper's ass. I think she might have had an injury from that.

some funny ones there :)

I don't have kids but if I did and this happened I would seriously lose my mind. SICK :mad:

PT USING A SCUBA TANK TO FILL UP TIRES ON A WHEELBARROW AND THE AIR HOS E LET LOOSE AND STRUCK LOWER ARM ABRASION ARM


my favorite....


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1/1/2008 21 Female White STUCK HAIRBRUSH IN VAGINA

scary stuff. WHat is our obsession with vibrators?