I saw this posted in an sports forum i frequent and found some of those hilarious. From stupid and embarrassing sexual injuries, to incredible dumb home accidents.
Here are some sex related samples (date, age, genre, ethnic, ACCIDENT):
View 11/18/2008 59 Male White RECTUM FB-DILDO VIBRATOR STUCK IN RECTUM-@ HOME
View 11/14/2008 20 Female Black PT WAS STIMULATING HERSELF WITH A VIBRATOR AND DEVELOPED SEVERE VAGINAL PAIN
View 11/14/2008 23 Male White 23 Y/O HAD FOREIGN BODY IB RECTUR, VIBRATOR LOST HIS GRI N THE DEVICE WENT ON UP More ...
View 11/9/2008 46 Female Not stated FB IN RECTUM/46YOF PLACED A VIBRATOR UP HER RECTUM APPROX 1.5 HRS AGO. UNABLE TO More ...
View 10/28/2008 22 Male White PLASTIC VIBRATOR LODGED IN RECTUM FB RECTUM *
View 10/21/2008 30 Female Black PT HAS A VIBRATOR IN VAGINA
View 10/18/2008 44 Male White PT STATES HE WAS PLAYING W/A VIBRATOR AND SMALL PIECE CAME OFF AND WEDG ED IN RE More ...
View 10/14/2008 33 Female Not stated PT WAS AT A PARTY DRINKING, FELL ASLEEP & WOKE UP WITH A VIBRATOR STUCK IN VAGIN More ...
View 10/13/2008 63 Male White PT HAS VIBRATOR STUCK IN RECTUM FOR 10 HRS. DX: FB RECTUM.
View 9/12/2008 42 Male White VIBRATOR STUCK IN RECTUM. DX FB RECTUM
View 8/12/2008 46 Female White PT HAD VIBRATOR STUCK IN RECTUM. DX: RECTAL FB.
View 8/10/2008 214 Female Not stated PT CRAWLED UNDER THE BED OF A HOTEL ROOM AND CAME OUT WITH A VIBRATOR I N MOUTH More ...
View 7/13/2008 26 Female Other PT SUSTAINED FOREIGN BODY TO RECTUM AFTER PLACING A VIBRATOR IN RECTUM*
View 5/4/2008 29 Female Not stated DX FB RETURN: PT WITH A VIBRATOR INSERTED IN RECTUM UNABLE TO RETRIEVE. VIBRATOR More ...
View 4/3/2008 47 Male White PT'S GIRLFRIEND PUT A VIBRATOR INTO HIS RECTUM. DX: RECTAL FB.
View 3/8/2008 37 Female Black PT HAS A VIBRATOR STUCK IN HER VAGINA
View 3/1/2008 32 Female Black ALLERGIC REACTION TO LATEX-EXPOSURE TO LATEX VIBRATOR-DEVELOPED FACIAL SWELLING- More ...
View 2/24/2008 50 Male Black PT, WHO HAD ETOH, WAS PLAYING WITH VIBRATOR & INSERTING IT INTO RECTUM. VIBRATOR More ...
View 1/11/2008 42 Male White VIBRATOR STUCK IN ANUS, DX; COLONIC FB
Non sex samples:
PATIENT LYING AWAKE IN BED AFTER SURFING THE INTERNET, NOTICED WALLS CLOSING IN AROUND HIM,DIFFICULTY BREATHING; ANXIETY ATTACK
PT PRACTICING HER NINJA SKILLS WITH A MARTIAL ARTS SWORD AND SUSTAINED A LACERATION TO LOWER ARM
PATINET AT A PARTY PLAYING EXTREMEM LIMBO, WAS TO JUMP OVER LIMBO STICK , CAUGHT FEET & FELL ON OUTSTRETCHED HAND; ELBOW FX/MIDSHAFT RADIAL FX
PT USING A SCUBA TANK TO FILL UP TIRES ON A WHEELBARROW AND THE AIR HOS E LET LOOSE AND STRUCK LOWER ARM ABRASION ARM
PT DX STAB WOUND TO LT CHEST - S/P STABBED AT RETIREMENT PARTY WITH KIITCHEN KNIFE 8 INCH BLADE AT MOM'S HOUSE.
PT DX FX 0F 3RD,4TH AND 5TH METACARPAL - PT PUNCHED A TELEVISION SET AFTER AN ARGUMENT AT HOME JUST PTA.
PT GETTING A SMALL FROG OFF THE CLOTHESLINE THEN AFTER HANDLING THE FRO G RUBBED FACE THEN BROKE OUT IN A RASH CONTACT DERMATITIS FROM FROG
DX LAC R SH/HTN: W JUGGL'G 3 KNIVES W HE LOST CONTROL & KNIFE STUCK 3IN INTO R DELTOID REGION; PT SMELLS OF ETOH--ADMITS 2 "3 BEERS"
PT CUT FINGER WHEN THREW COMPUTER AT HOME.
Have fun searching in the database
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