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weekly · 12-28-2009, 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by american pervert

no, im poor according to you, do you accept western union?

Its always been my experience that the most vocal customers never join. Thanks for the confirmation.

american pervert · 12-28-2009, 11:20 PM

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Originally Posted by weekly

Hopefully playing poker in jail with a deck of 51

shit, jail in l.a. county was easy.. but I was also elected to be the wood rep in both of my dorms and we played pinochle.

american pervert · 12-28-2009, 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by weekly

Hey buddy, is this you????
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8433240.stm

nope sorry to let you down, but I'm not into guys...

american pervert · 12-28-2009, 11:22 PM

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Originally Posted by weekly

Its always been my experience that the most vocal customers never join. Thanks for the confirmation.

i want to join, I REALLY REALLY DO!!! plzzzzzzz plzzzzz plzzzzzz

will you accept pix of my cock?

weekly · 12-28-2009, 11:22 PM

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Originally Posted by american pervert

nope sorry to let you down, but I'm not into guys...

Thats not what the boys in Palermo say

american pervert · 12-28-2009, 11:23 PM

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Originally Posted by weekly

Thats not what the boys in Palermo say

oh yeah? you talk to the taxi boys a lot??? do tell!

american pervert · 12-28-2009, 11:24 PM

fyi, I'm gonna go have a smoke, if you want to leave, I'll be here manana.

J$tyle$ · 12-28-2009, 11:28 PM

Dumb thread ... yet mildly entertaining.

LOL @ Swatch watch

american pervert · 12-28-2009, 11:28 PM

what happened??? did you mom yell at you for staying up past your bed time??

american pervert · 12-28-2009, 11:30 PM

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Originally Posted by J$tyle$

Dumb thread ... yet mildly entertaining.

LOL @ Swatch watch

if you want I could go into detail about how I blacked out in each country I have been to.
belgium was the worst and mykonos was difficult b/c everything looked the same

i sold all my swatchs on ebay.. well most of them.. made a lot of people happy

weekly · 12-28-2009, 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by american pervert

if you want I could go into detail about how I blacked out in each country I have been to.
belgium was the worst and mykonos was difficult b/c everything looked the same

i sold all my swatchs on ebay.. well most of them.. made a lot of people happy

That is something to be proud of. Personally I think it would be humiliating blacking out in one country

american pervert · 12-28-2009, 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by weekly

That is something to be proud of.

you're proud of an 8k watch, I'm proud of blacking out.. to each their own.

weekly · 12-28-2009, 11:35 PM

Well, maybe blacking out in Belgium would be ok, because it is just so damn boring.

american pervert · 12-28-2009, 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by weekly

That is something to be proud of. Personally I think it would be humiliating blacking out in one country

in belgium it was.. that was the first and only time i woke up to find out I shit the bed, lol....

weekly · 12-28-2009, 11:36 PM

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Originally Posted by american pervert

you're proud of an 8k watch, I'm proud of blacking out.. to each their own.

I am not proud of an eight k watch. That is only one of my watches anyway. I was kind of feeling humble because it was not twenty k like you thought.]

weekly · 12-28-2009, 11:36 PM

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Originally Posted by american pervert

in belgium it was.. that was the first and only time i woke up to find out I shit the bed, lol....

too much information

american pervert · 12-28-2009, 11:36 PM

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Originally Posted by weekly

I am not proud of an eight k watch. That is only one of my watches anyway. I was kind of feeling humble because it was not twenty k like you thought.]

well, you talked the talk, i thought you walked the walk

weekly · 12-28-2009, 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by american pervert

well, you talked the talk, i thought you walked the walk

I do walk and have walked and will walk the walk. I just got mildly bored of travelling. This year I am only travelling locally except for Scotland, England, France and Spain.

american pervert · 12-28-2009, 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by weekly

too much information

oh come on!! i thought you're here for game

in prague when I was there working, it was expect to get blacked out drunk and piss and puke in the streets.. i made the mistake my 2nd night there of puking in the bathroom, they all wanted to watch me.

american pervert · 12-28-2009, 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by weekly

I do walk and have walked and will walk the walk. I just got mildly bored of travelling. This year I am only travelling locally except for Scotland, England, France and Spain.

ohhhh.. so that explains it, you're a pasty white 5 foot nothing euro with bad teeth... now i see where the anger is coming from

hey, here is a hint, all you need to do is shower 1x a day and use deodorant.. works WONDERS!

oh, and brushing your teeth helps too

weekly · 12-28-2009, 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by american pervert

oh come on!! i thought you're here for game

in prague when I was there working, it was expect to get blacked out drunk and piss and puke in the streets.. i made the mistake my 2nd night there of puking in the bathroom, they all wanted to watch me.

They learned that from the fucking moron Russians. The smart guys dont pass out

weekly · 12-28-2009, 11:40 PM

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Originally Posted by american pervert

ohhhh.. so that explains it, you're a pasty white 5 foot nothing euro with bad teeth... now i see where the anger is coming from

hey, here is a hint, all you need to do is shower 1x a day and use deodorant.. works WONDERS!

oh, and brushing your teeth helps too

You need to start reading my posts more carefully. You have fucked up again.

american pervert · 12-28-2009, 11:40 PM

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Originally Posted by weekly

They learned that from the fucking moron Russians. The smart guys dont pass out

blacking out and passing out are 2 different things.. anyone on the board who has seen me in vegas knows I don't pass out easy

weekly · 12-28-2009, 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by american pervert

blacking out and passing out are 2 different things.. anyone on the board who has seen me in vegas knows I don't pass out easy

Apparently you do. But this does explain your shortage of brain cells.

american pervert · 12-28-2009, 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by weekly

You need to start reading my posts more carefully. You have fucked up again.

you're right.. the wine is getting to me...

so where do you hail from? and don't say your mom's cunt.. I used that in 8th grade

weekly · 12-28-2009, 11:42 PM

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Originally Posted by american pervert

you're right.. the wine is getting to me...

so where do you hail from? and don't say your mom's cunt.. I used that in 8th grade

Somewhere north of where you are gringo.

american pervert · 12-28-2009, 11:43 PM

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Originally Posted by weekly

Apparently you do. But this does explain your shortage of brain cells.

apparently i don't and I kill the weak brain cells to make room for the stronger ones

http://www.brainlightning.com/regen.html

american pervert · 12-28-2009, 11:43 PM

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Originally Posted by weekly

Somewhere north of where you are gringo.

well shit, thats most of the world

J$tyle$ · 12-28-2009, 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by american pervert

and my dick is bigger than yours.

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Originally Posted by american pervert

... and my dick would still be bigger.

I was listening to this earlier on iTunes shuffle and thinking about the first time I heard this in your car by American Hardcore and you gave me the CD with it and a bunch of other tracks. Timely LOL

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Originally Posted by american pervert

if you want I could go into detail about how I blacked out in each country I have been to.
belgium was the worst and mykonos was difficult b/c everything looked the same

i sold all my swatchs on ebay.. well most of them.. made a lot of people happy

Nah, you save it for the next time you're stateside

I just poured a Jack and coke ... back to pissing, yo!

weekly · 12-28-2009, 11:44 PM

Ya know, Perv, its been fun, but I gotta go get some sleep. I have a ten mile walk up a mountain tomorrow and I want to be rested.

NetHorse · 12-28-2009, 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by alias

It's cooler when you do both.

blow blow blow, rocks, rocks, weed, weed.

weekly · 12-28-2009, 11:45 PM

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Originally Posted by american pervert

well shit, thats most of the world

not really

american pervert · 12-28-2009, 11:45 PM

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Originally Posted by J$tyle$

I was listening to this earlier on iTunes shuffle and thinking about the first time I heard this in your car by American Hardcore and you gave me the CD with it and a bunch of other tracks. Timely LOL

Nah, you save it for the next time you're stateside

I just poured a Jack and coke ... back to pissing, yo!

my dick is super sized, your dick looks like a little fry ;-)))))

(not yours jstyles, but you know what I mean;-)))

weekly · 12-28-2009, 11:46 PM

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Originally Posted by american pervert

my dick is super sized, your dick looks like a little fry ;-)))))

(not yours jstyles, but you know what I mean;-)))

what, one of those skinny belgian fries

american pervert · 12-28-2009, 11:46 PM

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Originally Posted by weekly

not really

actually, yes, the majority of ppl in the world live above the equator.

thanks for playing in my first real gfy piss..serge would be so proud.. im gonna send him this thread

Chosen · 12-28-2009, 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

depends... are you selling crack in your spam?

weekly · 12-28-2009, 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted by american pervert

actually, yes, the majority of ppl in the world live above the equator.

thanks for playing in my first real gfy piss..serge would be so proud.. im gonna send him this thread

why does this not surprise me.

american pervert · 12-28-2009, 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted by weekly

what, one of those skinny belgian fries

nope, good 'ole american steak fries

american pervert · 12-28-2009, 11:48 PM

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Originally Posted by weekly

why does this not surprise me.

b/c you know serge and you are a baller??

wait, do you know serge?? he is the best pisser of all time...

weekly · 12-28-2009, 11:49 PM

I gotta say, it has been fun perv.....

weekly · 12-28-2009, 11:49 PM

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Originally Posted by american pervert

b/c you know serge and you are a baller??

wait, do you know serge?? he is the best pisser of all time...

and he has seen the world from a tour bus.

american pervert · 12-28-2009, 11:49 PM

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Originally Posted by weekly

I gotta say, it has been fun perv.....

you give up too easy.. i just opened a bottle of wine!

american pervert · 12-28-2009, 11:50 PM

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Originally Posted by weekly

and he has seen the world from a tour bus.

not when I was showing him the city last week when he was here.

alias · 12-28-2009, 11:50 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

pushin crack it can get u shot 2 death believe me

4 r34lz

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Originally Posted by Agent 488

40 for a half.

haha, you know it

weekly · 12-28-2009, 11:51 PM

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Originally Posted by american pervert

you give up too easy.. i just opened a bottle of wine!

Why dont you wake up Serge and continue with him. Sharpen your chops with obscure Russian humour and bad english. Problem is, the material will all be old and predictable. You can count on that. Oh and learn the art of google and cut and paste.

J$tyle$ · 12-28-2009, 11:51 PM

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Originally Posted by american pervert

my dick is super sized, your dick looks like a little fry ;-)))))

(not yours jstyles, but you know what I mean;-)))

My dick- been there done that
Your dick sits there with dunce cap
My dick- V.I.P.
Your shit needs I.D.

My dick need no introduction
Your dick don't even function
My dick served a whole lunch-in
Your dick- it look like a munchkin

My dick- size of a pumpkin
Your dick look like Macaulay Culkin
My dick- good good lovin'
Your dick- good for nothin'

american pervert · 12-28-2009, 11:52 PM

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Originally Posted by weekly

Why dont you wake up Serge and continue with him. Sharpen your chops with obscure Russian humour and bad english.

he's in patagonia right now. fucker goes to bed too early for me.. was a bitch having to meet him at his hotel at 10am

american pervert · 12-28-2009, 11:53 PM

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Originally Posted by weekly

Why dont you wake up Serge and continue with him. Sharpen your chops with obscure Russian humour and bad english. Problem is, the material will all be old and predictable. You can count on that. Oh and learn the art of google and cut and paste.

and yet he was still one of the first cowboys in this wild west... gotta respect your elders..

J$tyle$ · 12-28-2009, 11:54 PM

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Originally Posted by american pervert

thanks for playing in my first real gfy piss..serge would be so proud.. im gonna send him this thread

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Originally Posted by weekly

Why dont you wake up Serge and continue with him. Sharpen your chops with obscure Russian humour and bad english. Problem is, the material will all be old and predictable. You can count on that. Oh and learn the art of google and cut and paste.

oh, just post cocks pic and kill thread why dontchya?

american pervert · 12-28-2009, 11:54 PM

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Originally Posted by weekly

Oh and learn the art of google and cut and paste.

you should learn the art of deez

12-28-2009, 11:24 PM	#107
american pervert Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,830	fyi, I'm gonna go have a smoke, if you want to leave, I'll be here manana. __________________ I can resist everything except temptation

12-28-2009, 11:28 PM	#109
american pervert Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,830	what happened??? did you mom yell at you for staying up past your bed time?? __________________ I can resist everything except temptation

12-28-2009, 11:28 PM	#108
J$tyle$ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Sunny San Diego Posts: 11,500	Dumb thread ... yet mildly entertaining. LOL @ Swatch watch

12-28-2009, 11:35 PM	#113
weekly So Fucking Banned Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,785	Well, maybe blacking out in Belgium would be ok, because it is just so damn boring.

12-28-2009, 11:44 PM	#130
weekly So Fucking Banned Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,785	Ya know, Perv, its been fun, but I gotta go get some sleep. I have a ten mile walk up a mountain tomorrow and I want to be rested.

12-28-2009, 11:49 PM	#140
weekly So Fucking Banned Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,785	I gotta say, it has been fun perv.....