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alias · 12-28-2009, 11:54 PM

I have sold crack & sent optin emails. [in a dream, perhaps]

alias · 12-28-2009, 11:55 PM

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Originally Posted by american pervert

you should learn the art of deez

deez nuts?

american pervert · 12-28-2009, 11:55 PM

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Originally Posted by J$tyle$

oh, just post cocks pic and kill thread why dontchya?

we had requests to take updated nude pix when he was here, but it didn't happen.. many people were let down..... maybe if i make a trip to boca we can make some magic

J$tyle$ · 12-28-2009, 11:55 PM

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and yet he was still one of the first cowboys in this wild west... gotta respect your elders..

Serge knew to piss when it meant $$$

These days piss is purely entertainment worth

if not less

american pervert · 12-28-2009, 11:56 PM

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Originally Posted by J$tyle$

Serge knew to piss when it meant $$$

These days piss is purely entertainment worth

if not less

damn staight.. biz aint what it used to be.. before there was ppc, amex was accepted and you could spam til the cows came home..

still want me to post a pic of my cock?

weekly · 12-28-2009, 11:56 PM

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Originally Posted by american pervert

he's in patagonia right now. fucker goes to bed too early for me.. was a bitch having to meet him at his hotel at 10am

Fuck me, do they do seniors bus tours to the south pole now? As for cowboy respect.....sure. But then again, back then, it took a whole lot less skill.

J$tyle$ · 12-28-2009, 11:57 PM

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Originally Posted by american pervert

we had requests to take updated nude pix when he was here, but it didn't happen.. many people were let down..... maybe if i make a trip to boca we can make some magic

There should be a sequel. Why? I'm not 100% sure, but there should be

american pervert · 12-28-2009, 11:58 PM

btw jstyles, you know me you're honest.. am I loser with no job or friends in real life? really tell the truth, I can take it

and do you know this weekly guy? is he as weak as his name implies?

american pervert · 12-28-2009, 11:59 PM

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Originally Posted by J$tyle$

There should be a sequel. Why? I'm not 100% sure, but there should be

you asked for it.. notice the swatch band

weekly · 12-28-2009, 11:59 PM

I keep saying it....but the time has come. Thanks to all for an entertaining eveing....ttfn.

american pervert · 12-29-2009, 12:00 AM

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Originally Posted by weekly

Fuck me, do they do seniors bus tours to the south pole now? As for cowboy respect.....sure. But then again, back then, it took a whole lot less skill.

when you become someone in this biz, let me know...

american pervert · 12-29-2009, 12:01 AM

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Originally Posted by weekly

I keep saying it....but the time has come. Thanks to all for an entertaining eveing....ttfn.

well, you lost this piss round.. first man out loses.. or didn't you get the memo???

J$tyle$ · 12-29-2009, 12:01 AM

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Originally Posted by american pervert

damn staight.. biz aint what it used to be.. before there was ppc, amex was accepted and you could spam til the cows came home..

still want me to post a pic of my cock?

i know my history, yo ... lived and breathed it. You know it. Serge put $$$ in my pocket just being in the right place at the right time and being trustworthy as well as a cowboy. you did too in a different era if i'm not mistaken

No cock pic necessary unless it's a 2010 version featuring the Rusky Hammer updated too lol

american pervert · 12-29-2009, 12:02 AM

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Originally Posted by J$tyle$

i know my history, yo ... lived and breathed it. You know it. Serge put $$$ in my pocket just being in the right place at the right time and being trustworthy as well as a cowboy. you did too in a different era if i'm not mistaken

No cock pic necessary unless it's a 2010 version featuring the Rusky Hammer updated too lol

I put lots of money in many pockets.. too late for the cock pic

I was the son that serge and joee never had

J$tyle$ · 12-29-2009, 12:02 AM

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Originally Posted by american pervert

you asked for it.. notice the swatch band

I said NOT NECESSARY

LMFAO

weekly · 12-29-2009, 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by american pervert

when you become someone in this biz, let me know...

I never will, bud. So dont hold your breath. Truth is, I would never want to be. If this was my big accomplishment in life, then I would be a total failure. Its only fucking porn which means only fucking money and I would really hate to go to my grave as a guy who could only do porn or move traffic. That would be worse than purgatory. But if it is all you can do in life, then make the best of it. Like Woody Allen said, Whatever works.

alias · 12-29-2009, 12:03 AM

Didn't serge and lens piss hard on this board back in 01?

american pervert · 12-29-2009, 12:04 AM

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Originally Posted by weekly

I never will, bud. So dont hold your breath. Truth is, I would never want to be. If this was my big accomplishment in life, then I would be a total failure. Its only fucking porn which means only fucking money and I would really hate to go to my grave as a guy who could only do porn or move traffic. That would be worse than purgatory. But if it is all you can do in life, then make the best of it. Like Woody Allen said, Whatever works.

so please tell us how you made your zillions.. or is that going to happen after highschool??

and for the record, outside of gun running, porn is the easiest way to make the most amount of money with the least amount of effort.

weekly · 12-29-2009, 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by american pervert

so please tell us how you made your zillions.. or is that going to happen after highschool??

Who said I made zillions.....I never did make zillions. How about you,kid. You rich?

alias · 12-29-2009, 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by weekly

Like Woody Allen said, Whatever works.

In his case, I think he meant GAY PORN. Not that there is anything wrong with that.. .

american pervert · 12-29-2009, 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by alias

Didn't serge and lens piss hard on this board back in 01?

serge pissed wherever it would land

weekly · 12-29-2009, 12:06 AM

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Originally Posted by american pervert

so please tell us how you made your zillions.. or is that going to happen after highschool??

and for the record, outside of gun running, porn is the easiest way to make the most amount of money with the least amount of effort.

Exactly my point. Damn.

weekly · 12-29-2009, 12:06 AM

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Originally Posted by alias

In his case, I think he meant GAY PORN. Not that there is anything wrong with that.. .

I didnt know perv did gay porn.

american pervert · 12-29-2009, 12:07 AM

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Originally Posted by weekly

Who said I made zillions.....I never did make zillions. How about you,kid. You rich?

eh, i was at one point.. but the lawyers took a lot of it.. now I make a living.. a very comfortable and happy one..

ok, so tell us where you made your thousands...

J$tyle$ · 12-29-2009, 12:08 AM

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Originally Posted by american pervert

btw jstyles, you know me you're honest.. am I loser with no job or friends in real life? really tell the truth, I can take it

and do you know this weekly guy? is he as weak as his name implies?

No need to validate who you are, however you KNOW you've always been a-ok in my book - and besides the moped story i would never say you're a loser ... (btw-I don't really remember the moped story ... only that it bothered you lol) and as far as friends go ... friends and family is all that really matters when it comes down to it ... and you got both, brotha!

american pervert · 12-29-2009, 12:08 AM

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Originally Posted by weekly

I didnt know perv did gay porn.

no gay porn but you might find some scenes of me floating out there.. and you know it's me ;-)))

guess I'll never be president..... of america!

weekly · 12-29-2009, 12:09 AM

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Originally Posted by american pervert

eh, i was at one point.. but the lawyers took a lot of it.. now I make a living.. a very comfortable and happy one..

ok, so tell us where you made your thousands...

Damn lawyers....just finished a two year legal battle. I hope you kept some. I made my money in the entertainment business....still do, I guess.

american pervert · 12-29-2009, 12:10 AM

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Originally Posted by J$tyle$

No need to validate who you are, however you KNOW you've always been a-ok in my book - and besides the moped story i would never say you're a loser ... (btw-I don't really remember the moped story ... only that it bothered you lol) and as far as friends go ... friends and family is all that really matters when it comes down to it ... and you got both, brotha!

IT'S NOT A FUCKING MOPED, IT'S A VEPSA!!!

wtf, how many times do I have to say that

i love ya.. but dont ever fucking call a vespa a moped.. a moped has peddles and can't do 70mp (at least I hope not)

alias · 12-29-2009, 12:10 AM

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Originally Posted by weekly

I didnt know perv did gay porn.

He was definitely gay, the porn is just an assumption.

weekly · 12-29-2009, 12:11 AM

so perv, are you gay? not that there is anything wrong with it. Just want to know who I have been pissing with and you do drive a vespa

american pervert · 12-29-2009, 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by alias

He was definitely gay, the porn is just an assumption.

wicked gay.... so gay i'm letting chicks coming from the USA have more of my cock.

weekly · 12-29-2009, 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by american pervert

wicked gay.... so gay i'm letting chicks coming from the USA have more of my cock.

Cool. Some of my best friends are gay.....lol. I just wanted to know, thats all.

american pervert · 12-29-2009, 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by weekly

so perv, are you gay? not that there is anything wrong with it. Just want to know who I have been pissing with

nah, im not a fag, and many ppl on this bored know my ex's and dwerk has kissed 2 of them, and if anyone is queer it's him.

if i was gay would you date me?? is that why you are asking?? I've never had a guy suck my cock, but if for you I'll make an exception.

J$tyle$ · 12-29-2009, 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by american pervert

IT'S NOT A FUCKING MOPED, IT'S A VEPSA!!!

wtf, how many times do I have to say that

i love ya.. but dont ever fucking call a vespa a moped.. a moped has peddles and can't do 70mp (at least I hope not)

ahahahahahahha

NOW i remember ... Vespa = moped, that's RIGHT!!!!!!!!

american pervert · 12-29-2009, 12:14 AM

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Originally Posted by weekly

Cool. Some of my best friends are gay.....lol. I just wanted to know, thats all.

some of my friends are trannys, but I'm not one... you like trannys? I can hook you up if you visit...

weekly · 12-29-2009, 12:15 AM

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some of my friends are trannys, but I'm not one... you like trannys? I can hook you up if you visit...

just take their pictures. I could use some tranny content. I just dont wanna shoot it myself.

alias · 12-29-2009, 12:15 AM

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Originally Posted by american pervert

wicked gay.... so gay i'm letting chicks coming from the USA have more of my cock.

The reference was to Woody Allen.

When asked if he thought sex was dirty, Woody Allen famously quipped, ?Yes, if it's done right!?

J$tyle$ · 12-29-2009, 12:15 AM

Ok, changed my mind ... best thread of the day ... even with unasked for flaming cock pic!

weekly · 12-29-2009, 12:16 AM

the flaming cock pic is certainly gay.

american pervert · 12-29-2009, 12:16 AM

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Originally Posted by weekly

just take their pictures. I could use some tranny content. I just dont wanna shoot it myself.

only with the close one.. i dont shoot tranny or gay.. not my thing so I wouldn't be able to do it justice..

so you do work in porn?? is that what you are now claiming or are you a trusty who dapples in porn in hopes to get laid? (and I've def fucked more porn chicks (for free) than you)

american pervert · 12-29-2009, 12:18 AM

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Originally Posted by weekly

the flaming cock pic is certainly gay.

you have no idea how many girls want to see a tattooed cock.. best part is, you tell them, if you want to see it you have to take it out.

how many chicks have asked to see your cock???

weekly · 12-29-2009, 12:18 AM

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Originally Posted by american pervert

only with the close one.. i dont shoot tranny or gay.. not my thing so I wouldn't be able to do it justice..

so you do work in porn?? is that what you are now claiming or are you a trusty who dapples in porn in hopes to get laid? (and I've def fucked more porn chicks (for free) than you)

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(and I've def fucked more porn chicks (for free) than you)

But I bet I have fucked way more real chicks that have never charged anyone, than you have. Fucking a ton of porn babes is nothing to crow about. It takes zero skill.

american pervert · 12-29-2009, 12:19 AM

maybe you are more used to hear this-

"it looks like a cock only smaller"

J$tyle$ · 12-29-2009, 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by weekly

the flaming cock pic is certainly gay.

Only if you like it.

Otherwise, only unwarranted

weekly · 12-29-2009, 12:20 AM

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Originally Posted by american pervert

maybe you are more used to hear this-

"it looks like a cock only smaller"

Oops.....8th grade alert.

american pervert · 12-29-2009, 12:20 AM

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Originally Posted by weekly

But I bet I have fucked way more real chicks that have never charged anyone, than you have. Fucking a ton of porn babes is nothing to crow about. It takes zero skill.

so says the guy who hasn't fucked porn chicks....

actually, takes more skill than you think. you think a mailman take a walk on his day off??

and maybe you have fucked more. but i've fucked more chicks that guys have beat off too and paid way too much to fuck....

american pervert · 12-29-2009, 12:21 AM

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Originally Posted by weekly

Oops.....8th grade alert.

8th grade is challenging you to a fight, lol... have i done that??

american pervert · 12-29-2009, 12:23 AM

and i only paid 1 porn chick to fuck me and only b/c her friend said she would never fuck me

weekly · 12-29-2009, 12:23 AM

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8th grade is challenging you to a fight, lol... have i done that??

I assume that was your senior year.

weekly · 12-29-2009, 12:24 AM

Doctor: This medicine is from insomnia, this one is from nervous break-down, and also take this one from depression.
Patient: Thank you very much, doctor, but do you have any other medicine besides vodka?

12-28-2009, 11:54 PM	#151
alias aliasx Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 19,010	I have sold crack & sent optin emails. [in a dream, perhaps] __________________ https://porncorporation.com

12-28-2009, 11:58 PM	#158
american pervert Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,830	btw jstyles, you know me you're honest.. am I loser with no job or friends in real life? really tell the truth, I can take it and do you know this weekly guy? is he as weak as his name implies? __________________ I can resist everything except temptation

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alias aliasx Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 19,010	Didn't serge and lens piss hard on this board back in 01? __________________ https://porncorporation.com

12-29-2009, 12:19 AM	#193
american pervert Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,830	maybe you are more used to hear this- "it looks like a cock only smaller" __________________ I can resist everything except temptation

12-29-2009, 12:23 AM	#198
american pervert Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,830	and i only paid 1 porn chick to fuck me and only b/c her friend said she would never fuck me __________________ I can resist everything except temptation

12-28-2009, 11:59 PM	#160
weekly So Fucking Banned Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,785	I keep saying it....but the time has come. Thanks to all for an entertaining eveing....ttfn.

12-29-2009, 12:11 AM	#180
weekly So Fucking Banned Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,785	so perv, are you gay? not that there is anything wrong with it. Just want to know who I have been pissing with and you do drive a vespa

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J$tyle$ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Sunny San Diego Posts: 11,500	Ok, changed my mind ... best thread of the day ... even with unasked for flaming cock pic!

12-29-2009, 12:16 AM	#189
weekly So Fucking Banned Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,785	the flaming cock pic is certainly gay.

12-29-2009, 12:24 AM	#200
weekly So Fucking Banned Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,785	Doctor: This medicine is from insomnia, this one is from nervous break-down, and also take this one from depression. Patient: Thank you very much, doctor, but do you have any other medicine besides vodka?