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Old 12-21-2009, 09:00 PM   #51
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Old 12-21-2009, 09:35 PM   #52
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How do you tip a mailman? I never see mine.
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Looks like your mail person is either Santa, The Easter Bunny, or the Tooth Fairy....
Or a tradesman who agreed to turn up at 10am on a Tuesday...
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Old 12-21-2009, 09:36 PM   #53
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I'll leave some cookies by the mail slot
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Old 12-21-2009, 09:40 PM   #54
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Thats actually a really good idea. Thanks.

You just earned my mailman an extra 50 bucks

If you think about it though, they deliver to most of us thousands and thousands of dollars that could become "lost" if they saw to it "accidently". Anyone in this thread thats to fucking cheap and saying something like "fuck the mailman", probably doesnt make any money anyway. :2c

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Old 12-21-2009, 10:21 PM   #55
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You can call me a stripper in that case! I'll even pretend to be a security gaurd at the same time. Please contact me for the mailing address for my $600 and my bottle of vodka. :]
Ahhh, you would do that for me? My stripper is very special. Since the economy went south, the clubs have been really bad. Therefore, we have other arrangements.

During this football season, for Monday Night Football, she would email a grocery list to me in the morning. I do all the shopping. She will then come over during the pre-game show, get naked, put on only an apron and her high heels and cook dinner for me. Thereafter, we spend the evening eating and watching football.

I know it's a little chauvinistic but I so enjoy that time with her. Honestly, I would've given her more than a $500 tip for Christmas but I don't want her getting used to that type of money.
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Old 12-22-2009, 10:13 AM   #56
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Thats actually a really good idea. Thanks.

You just earned my mailman an extra 50 bucks

If you think about it though, they deliver to most of us thousands and thousands of dollars that could become "lost" if they saw to it "accidently". Anyone in this thread thats to fucking cheap and saying something like "fuck the mailman", probably doesnt make any money anyway. :2c
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