Why? Its not like the cost of postage has decreased. In fact, its increased steadily to compensate for their wonderful raises and benefits package. Fuck them! Just two weeks ago, I sent a letter to a house on the other side of the city and it took two fucking weeks to get delivered. I know Detroit is huge but not so huge it takes two weeks to deliver a piece of fucking mail.
Why? Its not like the cost of postage has decreased. In fact, its increased steadily to compensate for their wonderful raises and benefits package. Fuck them! Just two weeks ago, I sent a letter to a house on the other side of the city and it took two fucking weeks to get delivered. I know Detroit is huge but not so huge it takes two weeks to deliver a piece of fucking mail.
Why? Its not like the cost of postage has decreased. In fact, its increased steadily to compensate for their wonderful raises and benefits package. Fuck them! Just two weeks ago, I sent a letter to a house on the other side of the city and it took two fucking weeks to get delivered. I know Detroit is huge but not so huge it takes two weeks to deliver a piece of fucking mail.
Under federal law it is considered bribery to tip federal government employees. However, they are permitted to receive unsolicited non-monetary gifts less than or equal to $20.00
Under federal law it is considered bribery to tip federal government employees. However, they are permitted to receive unsolicited non-monetary gifts less than or equal to $20.00
Pool guy: $100.00
UPS guy: $100.00
Mail lady: $100.00
Landscaper: $100.00
Maid: $100.00 and a basket of fruits and nuts
Security guard at the gate: $100.00 and a bottle of vodka
My stripper: $500.00
Merry Christmas to all.
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Pool guy: $100.00
UPS guy: $100.00
Mail lady: $100.00
Landscaper: $100.00
Maid: $100.00 and a basket of fruits and nuts
Security guard at the gate: $100.00 and a bottle of vodka
My stripper: $500.00
I always give my mail lady a gift basket of some kind. The one I got this year has some candles in it, some fruit and candy a Starbucks gift card. I live in a very little town and have had the same deliver driver since I have lived her. Anytime I have a package or anything that won't fit in the box she always brings it up to the house along with my mail so I won't have to go down to the post office to get it. I have also had letters that have had my address all fucked up on them and they always get them to me. I appreciate it and I can bet the $45 or so I spend on the gift basket each year is something that she doesn't forget.
slip her a twenty for xmas...she will shutup until next xmas...
tried that my first two yrs here, 7 yrs later she is still going on.
Now the garbage guys, they gets a six pack and a 5lb box of shrimp. In the summer I will randomly give them cash, like when I have to call them because the neighbors dumpster stinks cause some idiot put dead fish in it.
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The posties around here are on a motorbike now so it would be hard to catch them. One time I happened to be walking out the door as he rode up the driveway, I was walking towards him with my hand out and a smile, he just stared at me and put the mail in the box, then rode off. Weirdo.
Get a greeting card from hallmark or along that line , preferably happy holidays so its neutral slip $$$ in there and leave in mailbox , on the outside write "for mail person , happy holidays" and leave it in mailbox with any other mail that you need them to take with em to PO
Mail around here sucks. Half the time I don't get mail for a few days then all of a sudden I get a shit load. Definitely seems a bit weird to me. I'm new to this one horse town so I wonder if they're scanning my shit with all of the checks coming in from all over the US and Canada. Maybe next year but surely not this year.
And tipping the trash men? I pay them to pickup my trash now, why the hell would I tip them? They just broke one of my trashcans too so fuck them.
they get like $30 an hour to deliver mail, not tipping them anything, and they dont even deliver to the mailslot anymore, its a centralized location with all the boxes with a key.
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And tipping the trash men? I pay them to pickup my trash now, why the hell would I tip them? They just broke one of my trashcans too so fuck them.
I pay them too but think about it this way, they get $8-$10(around here anyways) an hour to pick up your shit, sometimes literally and they even do it with a smile in most cases. Would you do the same? Hell no! I would be puking.
Every time you empty the litter box, throw out something that fell behind the shelf in the fridge and or dump shitty diapers in the trash, they have to pick it up, even when the bag breaks! And if you tip them maybe they won't "miss" that diaper that strayed to far out of their reach when the bag broke.
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they get like $30 an hour to deliver mail, not tipping them anything, and they dont even deliver to the mailslot anymore, its a centralized location with all the boxes with a key.
centralized delivery is saving you tax dollars, so you will have more money to tip the letter carrier.. ;)
Why? Its not like the cost of postage has decreased. In fact, its increased steadily to compensate for their wonderful raises and benefits package. Fuck them! Just two weeks ago, I sent a letter to a house on the other side of the city and it took two fucking weeks to get delivered. I know Detroit is huge but not so huge it takes two weeks to deliver a piece of fucking mail.
You are a tool.
Originally posted by NemesisEnforcer
I tipped everyone last week:
Pool guy: $100.00
UPS guy: $100.00
Mail lady: $100.00
Landscaper: $100.00
Maid: $100.00 and a basket of fruits and nuts
Security guard at the gate: $100.00 and a bottle of vodka
My stripper: $500.00
Merry Christmas to all.
You can call me a stripper in that case! I'll even pretend to be a security gaurd at the same time. Please contact me for the mailing address for my $600 and my bottle of vodka. :]
Originally posted by footmonkey
How do you tip a mailman? I never see mine.
Looks like your mail person is either Santa, The Easter Bunny, or the Tooth Fairy....
Originally posted by Warren
I often wonder, how they fit so much spam mail in those little vans. my tip would be, stop filling my mail box, with crap I don't want.
the trash guys also , those guys make serious money out here with all the ot and shit... i read somewhere awhile ago alot of em were pulling 100k plus in total.. plus the benefits lol
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