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Old 12-15-2009, 04:14 AM   #1
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wife is blasted drunk...
what should I do to her? lol
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Old 12-15-2009, 04:17 AM   #2
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Old 12-15-2009, 04:19 AM   #3
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already on the itinerary :D
she'll be feelin' it tomorrow lmao
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Old 12-15-2009, 04:20 AM   #4
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she's trying to "sober up" by taking a wicked cold shower lol...
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Old 12-15-2009, 04:20 AM   #5
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Time to break out the camera, and then start uploading...

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Old 12-15-2009, 04:21 AM   #6
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Time to break out the camera, and then start uploading...

Nekkid pix or it didn't happen!

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good idea! dunno about the upload part... but maybe save for later as 'leverage' if she tries to divorce me lmao
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Old 12-15-2009, 04:35 AM   #7
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yeah, pix or it didn't happen, hehe ;)
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Old 12-15-2009, 04:44 AM   #8
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good idea! dunno about the upload part... but maybe save for later as 'leverage' if she tries to divorce me lmao
Oh hells yeah!!!

If only Tiger Woods thought like you...

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Old 12-15-2009, 04:50 AM   #9
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I would suggest water, fresh air and much sleep.
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Old 12-15-2009, 07:07 AM   #10
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Spoon her...
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Old 12-16-2009, 12:07 AM   #11
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What the fuck?

I really dont think thats what JD wants to hear... kindly usher yourself out...
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Old 12-16-2009, 12:41 AM   #12
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Old 12-16-2009, 12:46 AM   #13
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Old 12-16-2009, 03:30 AM   #14
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I love it when my girl is drunk... take advantage of the situation..
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Old 12-16-2009, 04:46 AM   #15
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Depends, how drunk and cute are her friends?
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Old 12-16-2009, 05:37 AM   #16
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maybe you should try doing something you would have never thought to do before like be a good husband and help her sober up!

YEAH RIGHT! rock out with your cock out man!
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Old 12-16-2009, 07:58 AM   #17
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My wife came home drunk the other day, she took off all her clothes then sat down next to me on the couch like it was completely normal.......
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That's how woman tell you that they want Anal.....
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That's how woman tell you that they want Anal.....
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My wife came home drunk the other day, she took off all her clothes then sat down next to me on the couch like it was completely normal.......
Please tell me you fucked her.

Or did you go tell her to put on some pyjamas?
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Old 12-16-2009, 06:30 PM   #21
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Please tell me you fucked her.

Or did you go tell her to put on some pyjamas?
The footy was on so I told h... no wait, WTF do you think I did?
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Old 12-16-2009, 06:36 PM   #22
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That early - she must be mored about your small penis
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Old 12-16-2009, 08:42 PM   #23
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Old 12-16-2009, 10:04 PM   #27
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please tell me you're retarded...
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Old 12-16-2009, 10:26 PM   #28
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Get out your Lex Steele dildo for some DP action ;)


I mean, I know that's the secret signals I'm sending MY husband when I'm piss ass drunk?

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