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JD	12-15-2009 04:14 AM

wife is blasted drunk...

what should I do to her? lol

Barefootsies

12-15-2009 04:17 AM

Tap the cornhole.

First your tongue. Then the gopher.

:thumbsup

JD	12-15-2009 04:19 AM

already on the itinerary :D
she'll be feelin' it tomorrow lmao

JD	12-15-2009 04:20 AM

she's trying to "sober up" by taking a wicked cold shower lol...

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

12-15-2009 04:20 AM

Time to break out the camera, and then start uploading... :thumbsup

Nekkid pix or it didn't happen! :winkwink:

ADG

JD	12-15-2009 04:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 16646998)

Time to break out the camera, and then start uploading... :thumbsup

Nekkid pix or it didn't happen! :winkwink:

ADG

good idea! dunno about the upload part... but maybe save for later as 'leverage' if she tries to divorce me lmao

Raf1	12-15-2009 04:35 AM

yeah, pix or it didn't happen, hehe ;)

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

12-15-2009 04:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JD (Post 16646999)

good idea! dunno about the upload part... but maybe save for later as 'leverage' if she tries to divorce me lmao

Oh hells yeah!!!

If only Tiger Woods thought like you... :winkwink:

ADG

NBBCash Matze

12-15-2009 04:50 AM

I would suggest water, fresh air and much sleep.

CaptainHowdy

12-15-2009 07:07 AM

Spoon her...

Deej	12-16-2009 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NBBCash Matze (Post 16647038)

I would suggest water, fresh air and much sleep.

What the fuck?

I really dont think thats what JD wants to hear... kindly usher yourself out...

»Rob Content«

12-16-2009 12:41 AM

feed her a lot of cheese

Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE

12-16-2009 12:46 AM

http://media.mentalfunk.com/pictures...outgirlfun.jpg

Max_PuZcash

12-16-2009 03:30 AM

I love it when my girl is drunk... take advantage of the situation..

munki

12-16-2009 04:46 AM

Depends, how drunk and cute are her friends?

themadwriter

12-16-2009 05:37 AM

maybe you should try doing something you would have never thought to do before like be a good husband and help her sober up!

YEAH RIGHT! rock out with your cock out man!

rowan

12-16-2009 07:58 AM

My wife came home drunk the other day, she took off all her clothes then sat down next to me on the couch like it was completely normal....... :1orglaugh :thumbsup

hjnet

12-16-2009 08:01 AM

That's how woman tell you that they want Anal.....

Max_PuZcash

12-16-2009 08:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hjnet (Post 16651905)

That's how woman tell you that they want Anal.....

or maybe full body bukkake

Scott McD

12-16-2009 08:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rowan (Post 16651898)

My wife came home drunk the other day, she took off all her clothes then sat down next to me on the couch like it was completely normal....... :1orglaugh :thumbsup

Please tell me you fucked her. :thumbsup

Or did you go tell her to put on some pyjamas? :Oh crap

rowan

12-16-2009 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 16651916)

Please tell me you fucked her. :thumbsup

Or did you go tell her to put on some pyjamas? :Oh crap

The footy was on so I told h... no wait, WTF do you think I did? :winkwink:

Platinumpimp

12-16-2009 06:36 PM

That early - she must be mored about your small penis

JarvisEncoding

12-16-2009 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Killswitch (Post 16651197)

http://media.mentalfunk.com/pictures...outgirlfun.jpg

Good idea!:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Spunky

12-16-2009 08:45 PM

Shave off her eyebrows

Supz	12-16-2009 08:47 PM

take naked pictures while she is on the toilet

Semi-Retired-Dave

12-16-2009 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 16647265)

Spoon her...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

JD	12-16-2009 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Platinumpimp (Post 16654124)

That early - she must be mored about your small penis

please tell me you're retarded...

PSSuperstars

12-16-2009 10:26 PM

Get out your Lex Steele dildo for some DP action ;)

I mean, I know that's the secret signals I'm sending MY husband when I'm piss ass drunk?

:error

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