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DVTimes · 11-06-2009, 06:41 PM

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,...est=latestnews

$5 submissions · 11-06-2009, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by allanuk

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,...est=latestnews

Here's the money quote:

But the difficulties faced by those working on the project have prompted some members of the scientific community to speculate, in all seriousness, that the machine is sabotaging itself ? from the future.

The theory is that the particle that physicists hope to produce might be "abhorrent to nature," so that once created it would work backwards through time to put a stop to whatever created it. However Dr Mike Lamont, who works at the Cern control center, said that the nature of the experiment meant that glitches were inevitable.

Wait, what? WTF?

BSleazy · 11-06-2009, 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by $5 submissions

Here's the money quote:

But the difficulties faced by those working on the project have prompted some members of the scientific community to speculate, in all seriousness, that the machine is sabotaging itself ? from the future.

The theory is that the particle that physicists hope to produce might be "abhorrent to nature," so that once created it would work backwards through time to put a stop to whatever created it. However Dr Mike Lamont, who works at the Cern control center, said that the nature of the experiment meant that glitches were inevitable.

Wait, what? WTF?

Ya I had to re read that a few times

Phoenix · 11-06-2009, 06:51 PM

fox news...nice

Darkland · 11-06-2009, 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by $5 submissions

Here's the money quote:

But the difficulties faced by those working on the project have prompted some members of the scientific community to speculate, in all seriousness, that the machine is sabotaging itself ? from the future.

The theory is that the particle that physicists hope to produce might be "abhorrent to nature," so that once created it would work backwards through time to put a stop to whatever created it. However Dr Mike Lamont, who works at the Cern control center, said that the nature of the experiment meant that glitches were inevitable.

Wait, what? WTF?

Trust me... that is a very fringe few who are saying that. I am certain no one at CERN would even give that a moments entertainment.

The ridiculous hysteria over this thing is asinine.

DVTimes · 11-06-2009, 06:57 PM

L-Pink · 11-06-2009, 06:58 PM

Boy was I confused, I read it as Large Hardon Collider Halted By Bird Crumbs

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Deej · 11-07-2009, 02:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Darkland

Trust me... that is a very fringe few who are saying that. I am certain no one at CERN would even give that a moments entertainment.

The ridiculous hysteria over this thing is asinine.

How fucking dar ey ou use such intelectual words with this venue!!!

dav3 · 11-07-2009, 02:26 AM

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Originally Posted by allanuk

lol, Terminator Particle it is!

Agent 488 · 11-07-2009, 02:39 AM

thought it was baguette crumbs?

Agent 488 · 11-07-2009, 02:50 AM

quantum-x · 11-07-2009, 05:04 AM

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Originally Posted by allanuk

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,...est=latestnews

The collider was NOT halted. It was not operational.
If it WAS operation, then it WOULD have been stopped.

Fucking fox news.

redwhiteandblue · 11-07-2009, 05:09 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Boy was I confused, I read it as Large Hardon Collider Halted By Bird Crumbs

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Lol - is that where they fire two penises at each other at high speed to try and turn them gay?

Grapesoda · 11-07-2009, 05:19 AM

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Originally Posted by $5 submissions

Here's the money quote:

But the difficulties faced by those working on the project have prompted some members of the scientific community to speculate, in all seriousness, that the machine is sabotaging itself ? from the future.

The theory is that the particle that physicists hope to produce might be "abhorrent to nature," so that once created it would work backwards through time to put a stop to whatever created it. However Dr Mike Lamont, who works at the Cern control center, said that the nature of the experiment meant that glitches were inevitable.

Wait, what? WTF?

this might help:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XEZtw1yt8Kc

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...s+video&hl=en#

seeandsee · 11-07-2009, 05:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Agent 488

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