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DVTimes

11-06-2009 06:41 PM

Large Hadron Collider Halted By Bird Crumbs

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,...est=latestnews

$5 submissions

11-06-2009 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by allanuk (Post 16524204)

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,...est=latestnews

Here's the money quote:

But the difficulties faced by those working on the project have prompted some members of the scientific community to speculate, in all seriousness, that the machine is sabotaging itself ? from the future.

The theory is that the particle that physicists hope to produce might be "abhorrent to nature," so that once created it would work backwards through time to put a stop to whatever created it. However Dr Mike Lamont, who works at the Cern control center, said that the nature of the experiment meant that glitches were inevitable.

Wait, what? WTF?:helpme

BSleazy

11-06-2009 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by $5 submissions (Post 16524219)

Here's the money quote:

But the difficulties faced by those working on the project have prompted some members of the scientific community to speculate, in all seriousness, that the machine is sabotaging itself ? from the future.

The theory is that the particle that physicists hope to produce might be "abhorrent to nature," so that once created it would work backwards through time to put a stop to whatever created it. However Dr Mike Lamont, who works at the Cern control center, said that the nature of the experiment meant that glitches were inevitable.

Wait, what? WTF?:helpme

Ya I had to re read that a few times :)

Phoenix

11-06-2009 06:51 PM

fox news...nice

Darkland

11-06-2009 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by $5 submissions (Post 16524219)

Here's the money quote:

But the difficulties faced by those working on the project have prompted some members of the scientific community to speculate, in all seriousness, that the machine is sabotaging itself ? from the future.

The theory is that the particle that physicists hope to produce might be "abhorrent to nature," so that once created it would work backwards through time to put a stop to whatever created it. However Dr Mike Lamont, who works at the Cern control center, said that the nature of the experiment meant that glitches were inevitable.

Wait, what? WTF?:helpme

Trust me... that is a very fringe few who are saying that. I am certain no one at CERN would even give that a moments entertainment.

The ridiculous hysteria over this thing is asinine.

:2 cents:

DVTimes

11-06-2009 06:57 PM

http://futureupdate.files.wordpress....terminator.jpg

L-Pink

11-06-2009 06:58 PM

Boy was I confused, I read it as Large Hardon Collider Halted By Bird Crumbs

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Deej	11-07-2009 02:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darkland (Post 16524296)

Trust me... that is a very fringe few who are saying that. I am certain no one at CERN would even give that a moments entertainment.

The ridiculous hysteria over this thing is asinine.

:2 cents:

How fucking dar ey ou use such intelectual words with this venue!!!

dav3	11-07-2009 02:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by allanuk (Post 16524336)

http://futureupdate.files.wordpress....terminator.jpg

lol, Terminator Particle it is!

Agent 488

11-07-2009 02:39 AM

thought it was baguette crumbs?

Agent 488

11-07-2009 02:50 AM

http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos..._5063142_n.jpg

quantum-x

11-07-2009 05:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by allanuk (Post 16524204)

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,...est=latestnews

The collider was NOT halted. It was not operational.
If it WAS operation, then it WOULD have been stopped.

Fucking fox news.

redwhiteandblue

11-07-2009 05:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 16524338)

Boy was I confused, I read it as Large Hardon Collider Halted By Bird Crumbs

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Lol - is that where they fire two penises at each other at high speed to try and turn them gay?

Grapesoda

11-07-2009 05:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by $5 submissions (Post 16524219)

Here's the money quote:

But the difficulties faced by those working on the project have prompted some members of the scientific community to speculate, in all seriousness, that the machine is sabotaging itself ? from the future.

The theory is that the particle that physicists hope to produce might be "abhorrent to nature," so that once created it would work backwards through time to put a stop to whatever created it. However Dr Mike Lamont, who works at the Cern control center, said that the nature of the experiment meant that glitches were inevitable.

Wait, what? WTF?:helpme

this might help:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XEZtw1yt8Kc

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...s+video&hl=en#

seeandsee

11-07-2009 05:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent 488 (Post 16525336)

http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos..._5063142_n.jpg

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Grapesoda

11-07-2009 05:50 AM

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...96640204708 5

Grapesoda

11-07-2009 07:24 AM

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...10743685208 3

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