I ate habanero wings, jerked off, now my dick is on fire - GoFuckYourself.com

xNetworx · 10-19-2009, 09:40 PM

Fuck this burns. Not as bad as my lips and mouth did when I ate those bastards but it sucks.

JD · 10-19-2009, 09:41 PM

wait til tomorrow when it comes out the other end

xNetworx · 10-19-2009, 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by JD

wait til tomorrow when it comes out the other end

Its like I'm getting owned 3 ways by those fucking hot wings.

dyna mo · 10-19-2009, 09:44 PM

sounds hot!

Iron Fist · 10-19-2009, 09:55 PM

Next time stick your dick in a Habanero pepper... WOOHOOO! Partay!

brassmonkey · 10-19-2009, 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by sharphead

Next time stick your dick in a Habanero pepper... WOOHOOO! Partay!

TurboAngel · 10-19-2009, 10:12 PM

I hope you didn't get any in your eyes, that cum doesn't feel good either.

WoW! · 10-19-2009, 10:19 PM

Buffalo Wild Wings?

digitaldivas · 10-19-2009, 10:23 PM

Ah, let's see, ate wings through mouth, now dick hurts... hmm. i bet you jerked off and forgot to wash your hands, perhaps?

Imortyl Pussycat · 10-19-2009, 10:24 PM

eat an icecube before you release anything else *giggles*

sorry for your pain

Poindexterity · 10-19-2009, 10:41 PM

i once sliced jalapenos and then took a leak without washing my hands first, same kinda deal.

i hated it

$5 submissions · 10-19-2009, 10:42 PM

Habanero peppers sure pack a punch. It isn't just hot, it has its own particular flavor.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 10-19-2009, 10:49 PM

What exactly about eating the peppers made you want to jack off before washing your hands?

ADG

will76 · 10-19-2009, 10:51 PM

rub your fingers in your eyes and your cock will feel better.

fatfoo · 10-19-2009, 11:10 PM

Your dick is on fire, that's terrible. Habanero wings, eh.

CaptainHowdy · 10-20-2009, 05:45 AM

I want to try that at least once...

Fletch XXX · 10-20-2009, 06:23 AM

im a master habanero grower and grow the biggest and hottest ones youll find, all organic and natural, no pesticides, I have pounds and pounds and pounds of them!

heres a pic of some big ones I pulled not too long ago

I love habanero and eat it all the time. However you should always use gloves when handling them to cook, when cutting them, and especially if you eat wings etc, be careful!

dyna mo · 10-20-2009, 07:43 AM

they're more tingly than hot.

Choopa Phil · 10-20-2009, 08:06 AM

Fletch those are gorgeous, is there a particular way to grow peppers or are they basically like any other vegetable to grow?

Fletch XXX · 10-20-2009, 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by DLXphil

Fletch those are gorgeous, is there a particular way to grow peppers or are they basically like any other vegetable to grow?

thanks! lots of sun, not much water for peppers. Could have to do with the amount of hot and sunny days down here in new orleans, the summer was brutal and produced some beautiful habaneros for me this year.

I have plants in the ground and they are pumping out habaneros, I picked buckets of them over the past weeks... im doing blog entry and will post pics in a minute.

Sosa · 10-20-2009, 08:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Poindexterity

i once sliced jalapenos and then took a leak without washing my hands first, same kinda deal.

i hated it

LOL, we made some bacon wrapped jalepeno poppers a few weeks back and they were lethal. Pulled out the seeds etc and filled with cream cheese and spices. My hands / fingers burned for 3 hours after that.

seeandsee · 10-20-2009, 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by pimpporn

Fuck this burns. Not as bad as my lips and mouth did when I ate those bastards but it sucks.

Fletch XXX · 10-20-2009, 08:24 AM

Heres a pic of some I dumped out on cutting board before slicing up and dehydrating them.

Needlesstosay, the Habaneros are growing like crazy

Zayne E. · 10-20-2009, 08:25 AM

Doesn't anyone wash their hands anymore?

Twistys Tim · 10-20-2009, 08:26 AM

Best thing you can do is rub some bengay on your dick to calm things down ;)

Fletch XXX · 10-20-2009, 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Zayne E.

Doesn't anyone wash their hands anymore?

You can wash your hands 10 times, but capsaicin is so molecularly small it gets in your pores and simply washing them will not get rid of it.

I use gloves every single time i touch and cut peppers. Capsaicin will get on the tinyest part of your finger or skin and end up in youe eye or on your genitals.

eroticsexxx · 10-20-2009, 08:42 AM

Instant solution:

You were supposed to stick your dick in this:

10-19-2009, 09:40 PM	#1
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