I ate habanero wings, jerked off, now my dick is on fire

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  • xNetworx
    So Fucking What
    • Jan 2004
    • 14445

    #1

    I ate habanero wings, jerked off, now my dick is on fire

    Fuck this burns. Not as bad as my lips and mouth did when I ate those bastards but it sucks.

  • JD
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Sep 2003
    • 22651

    #2
    wait til tomorrow when it comes out the other end

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    • xNetworx
      So Fucking What
      • Jan 2004
      • 14445

      #3
      Originally posted by JD
      wait til tomorrow when it comes out the other end
      Its like I'm getting owned 3 ways by those fucking hot wings.

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      • dyna mo
        just a fucking jerk
        • Dec 2008
        • 68184

        #4
        sounds hot!

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        • Iron Fist
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Dec 2006
          • 23400

          #5
          Next time stick your dick in a Habanero pepper... WOOHOOO! Partay!
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          • brassmonkey
            Pay It Forward
            • Sep 2005
            • 77397

            #6
            Originally posted by sharphead
            Next time stick your dick in a Habanero pepper... WOOHOOO! Partay!
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            • TurboAngel
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              • Jun 2003
              • 30122

              #7
              I hope you didn't get any in your eyes, that cum doesn't feel good either.


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              • WoW!
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                • Feb 2005
                • 579

                #8
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                • digitaldivas
                  ..I Heart Cannibal Corpse
                  • Sep 2007
                  • 4328

                  #9
                  Ah, let's see, ate wings through mouth, now dick hurts... hmm. i bet you jerked off and forgot to wash your hands, perhaps?
                  ...

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                  • Imortyl Pussycat
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                    • Apr 2006
                    • 5449

                    #10
                    eat an icecube before you release anything else *giggles*

                    sorry for your pain
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                    • Poindexterity
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                      • Feb 2008
                      • 882

                      #11
                      i once sliced jalapenos and then took a leak without washing my hands first, same kinda deal.

                      i hated it
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                        • Nov 2003
                        • 32195

                        #12
                        Habanero peppers sure pack a punch. It isn't just hot, it has its own particular flavor.

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                        • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                          • Jul 2004
                          • 38323

                          #13



                          What exactly about eating the peppers made you want to jack off before washing your hands?




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                          • will76
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                            • May 2003
                            • 18037

                            #14
                            rub your fingers in your eyes and your cock will feel better.
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                            • fatfoo
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                              • Mar 2003
                              • 27763

                              #15
                              Your dick is on fire, that's terrible. Habanero wings, eh.
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                              • CaptainHowdy
                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                • Dec 2004
                                • 94742

                                #16
                                I want to try that at least once...

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                                • Fletch XXX
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                                  • Jan 2002
                                  • 60840

                                  #17
                                  im a master habanero grower and grow the biggest and hottest ones youll find, all organic and natural, no pesticides, I have pounds and pounds and pounds of them!

                                  heres a pic of some big ones I pulled not too long ago



                                  I love habanero and eat it all the time. However you should always use gloves when handling them to cook, when cutting them, and especially if you eat wings etc, be careful!

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                                  • dyna mo
                                    just a fucking jerk
                                    • Dec 2008
                                    • 68184

                                    #18
                                    they're more tingly than hot.

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                                    • Choopa Phil
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                                      • Apr 2009
                                      • 3965

                                      #19
                                      Fletch those are gorgeous, is there a particular way to grow peppers or are they basically like any other vegetable to grow?
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                                      • Fletch XXX
                                        GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                        • Jan 2002
                                        • 60840

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by DLXphil
                                        Fletch those are gorgeous, is there a particular way to grow peppers or are they basically like any other vegetable to grow?
                                        thanks! lots of sun, not much water for peppers. Could have to do with the amount of hot and sunny days down here in new orleans, the summer was brutal and produced some beautiful habaneros for me this year.

                                        I have plants in the ground and they are pumping out habaneros, I picked buckets of them over the past weeks... im doing blog entry and will post pics in a minute.

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                                        • Sosa
                                          In Tushy Land
                                          • Oct 2002
                                          • 40149

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Poindexterity
                                          i once sliced jalapenos and then took a leak without washing my hands first, same kinda deal.

                                          i hated it
                                          LOL, we made some bacon wrapped jalepeno poppers a few weeks back and they were lethal. Pulled out the seeds etc and filled with cream cheese and spices. My hands / fingers burned for 3 hours after that.

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                                          • seeandsee
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                                            • Mar 2006
                                            • 50945

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by pimpporn
                                            Fuck this burns. Not as bad as my lips and mouth did when I ate those bastards but it sucks.

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                                            • Fletch XXX
                                              GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                              • Jan 2002
                                              • 60840

                                              #23
                                              Heres a pic of some I dumped out on cutting board before slicing up and dehydrating them.



                                              Needlesstosay, the Habaneros are growing like crazy

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                                              • Zayne E.
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                                                • Apr 2002
                                                • 1383

                                                #24
                                                Doesn't anyone wash their hands anymore?

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                                                • Twistys Tim
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                                                  • Apr 2008
                                                  • 1923

                                                  #25
                                                  Best thing you can do is rub some bengay on your dick to calm things down ;)


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                                                  • Fletch XXX
                                                    GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                    • Jan 2002
                                                    • 60840

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Zayne E.
                                                    Doesn't anyone wash their hands anymore?
                                                    You can wash your hands 10 times, but capsaicin is so molecularly small it gets in your pores and simply washing them will not get rid of it.

                                                    I use gloves every single time i touch and cut peppers. Capsaicin will get on the tinyest part of your finger or skin and end up in youe eye or on your genitals.

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                                                    • eroticsexxx
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                                                      • Aug 2006
                                                      • 3133

                                                      #27
                                                      Instant solution:

                                                      You were supposed to stick your dick in this:

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