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xNetworx 10-19-2009 09:40 PM

I ate habanero wings, jerked off, now my dick is on fire
 
Fuck this burns. Not as bad as my lips and mouth did when I ate those bastards but it sucks.

http://www.saucesplace.com/Menu/wings_hot.jpg

JD 10-19-2009 09:41 PM

wait til tomorrow when it comes out the other end :(

xNetworx 10-19-2009 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JD (Post 16446019)
wait til tomorrow when it comes out the other end :(

Its like I'm getting owned 3 ways by those fucking hot wings.

dyna mo 10-19-2009 09:44 PM

sounds hot!

Iron Fist 10-19-2009 09:55 PM

Next time stick your dick in a Habanero pepper... WOOHOOO! Partay!

brassmonkey 10-19-2009 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead (Post 16446054)
Next time stick your dick in a Habanero pepper... WOOHOOO! Partay!

:Oh crap:helpme

TurboAngel 10-19-2009 10:12 PM

I hope you didn't get any in your eyes, that cum doesn't feel good either.


:)

WoW! 10-19-2009 10:19 PM

Buffalo Wild Wings?

digitaldivas 10-19-2009 10:23 PM

Ah, let's see, ate wings through mouth, now dick hurts... hmm. i bet you jerked off and forgot to wash your hands, perhaps?

Imortyl Pussycat 10-19-2009 10:24 PM

eat an icecube before you release anything else *giggles*

sorry for your pain

Poindexterity 10-19-2009 10:41 PM

i once sliced jalapenos and then took a leak without washing my hands first, same kinda deal.

i hated it

$5 submissions 10-19-2009 10:42 PM

Habanero peppers sure pack a punch. It isn't just hot, it has its own particular flavor.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 10-19-2009 10:49 PM

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/...eropeppers.jpg


What exactly about eating the peppers made you want to jack off before washing your hands? :helpme


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will76 10-19-2009 10:51 PM

rub your fingers in your eyes and your cock will feel better.

fatfoo 10-19-2009 11:10 PM

Your dick is on fire, that's terrible. Habanero wings, eh.

CaptainHowdy 10-20-2009 05:45 AM

I want to try that at least once...

Fletch XXX 10-20-2009 06:23 AM

im a master habanero grower and grow the biggest and hottest ones youll find, all organic and natural, no pesticides, I have pounds and pounds and pounds of them!

heres a pic of some big ones I pulled not too long ago

http://www.hotsaucehead.com/images/h...os-cayenne.jpg

I love habanero and eat it all the time. However you should always use gloves when handling them to cook, when cutting them, and especially if you eat wings etc, be careful!

dyna mo 10-20-2009 07:43 AM

they're more tingly than hot.


Choopa Phil 10-20-2009 08:06 AM

Fletch those are gorgeous, is there a particular way to grow peppers or are they basically like any other vegetable to grow?

Fletch XXX 10-20-2009 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by DLXphil (Post 16447183)
Fletch those are gorgeous, is there a particular way to grow peppers or are they basically like any other vegetable to grow?

thanks! lots of sun, not much water for peppers. Could have to do with the amount of hot and sunny days down here in new orleans, the summer was brutal and produced some beautiful habaneros for me this year.

I have plants in the ground and they are pumping out habaneros, I picked buckets of them over the past weeks... im doing blog entry and will post pics in a minute.

Sosa 10-20-2009 08:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Poindexterity (Post 16446129)
i once sliced jalapenos and then took a leak without washing my hands first, same kinda deal.

i hated it

LOL, we made some bacon wrapped jalepeno poppers a few weeks back and they were lethal. Pulled out the seeds etc and filled with cream cheese and spices. My hands / fingers burned for 3 hours after that.

seeandsee 10-20-2009 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pimpporn (Post 16446013)
Fuck this burns. Not as bad as my lips and mouth did when I ate those bastards but it sucks.

http://www.saucesplace.com/Menu/wings_hot.jpg

:thumbsup:thumbsup

Fletch XXX 10-20-2009 08:24 AM

Heres a pic of some I dumped out on cutting board before slicing up and dehydrating them.

http://www.hotsaucehead.com/images/habaneros.jpg

Needlesstosay, the Habaneros are growing like crazy

Zayne E. 10-20-2009 08:25 AM

Doesn't anyone wash their hands anymore?

Twistys Tim 10-20-2009 08:26 AM

Best thing you can do is rub some bengay on your dick to calm things down ;)

Fletch XXX 10-20-2009 08:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zayne E. (Post 16447248)
Doesn't anyone wash their hands anymore?

You can wash your hands 10 times, but capsaicin is so molecularly small it gets in your pores and simply washing them will not get rid of it.

I use gloves every single time i touch and cut peppers. Capsaicin will get on the tinyest part of your finger or skin and end up in youe eye or on your genitals.

eroticsexxx 10-20-2009 08:42 AM

Instant solution:

You were supposed to stick your dick in this:

http://charlesgoyette.com/uploaded_i...ers-756595.jpg


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