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#51 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Glasgow, Scotland
Posts: 67,795
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I'd fist her for sure !!!!
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#53 |
Confirmed Asshole
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Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Half way between sobriety and fubar.
Posts: 12,722
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Cook, keep the house clean, and stay on budget
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#54 |
emperor of my world
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: nethalands
Posts: 29,903
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#55 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Twistys HQ
Posts: 1,923
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The grass in my front garden needs cutting, and the deck needs staining.
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#56 |
(felis madjewicus)
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: In Mom & Dad's Basement
Posts: 20,368
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bake me a pie
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we'll miss you our friend. RIP
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Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Fernie, BC
Posts: 25,115
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my girl does all the cooking, i do all the cleaning and maintainance. i like it that way (fair is fair). i can't really thing of anything i'd want out of a woman that i don't already get... |
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#58 |
So Fucking Banananananas
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: If I was in your ass you'd know it
Posts: 12,991
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i would put a pine cone up her butt backwards... smooth going in, but a pain to get out
![]() ![]() i hooked up with 1 chick a while ago that was a bit of a freak that was fucking awesome, until she told me she was into cutting and bleeding... which explained all the marks on her back, legs and arms ![]()
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#59 |
Confirmed User
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 1,431
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first thing I am thinking is she has to get that mole on her belly cut off. a thousand clicks of the spot healing brush is gonna suck.
then i am thinking maybe anal with a 24" buddha statue, you know the really fat buddha, not the keanu reaves type buddha.
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