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p1mpdogg · 12-11-2002, 05:57 PM

just bought this for my bitch for x-mas

doobster · 12-11-2002, 05:58 PM

why the fuck do you want a cancer bed?

TDF · 12-11-2002, 05:58 PM

she wants to be black?

SetTheWorldonFire · 12-11-2002, 05:58 PM

a human toaster! kewl

frankfortuna · 12-11-2002, 05:59 PM

Ugh. I could have hooked you up with a better deal on a German unit.

sherbert · 12-11-2002, 06:00 PM

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Originally posted by SetTheWorldonFire
a human toaster! kewl

hahaha my thoughts exactly.

I bet that thing can roast a chicken in less than 6 seconds.

p1mpdogg · 12-11-2002, 06:00 PM

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Originally posted by frankfortuna
Ugh. I could have hooked you up with a better deal on a German unit.

lol
that is german!

angelsofporn · 12-11-2002, 06:01 PM

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Originally posted by frankfortuna
Ugh. I could have hooked you up with a better deal on a German unit.

Hitler had a german unit

opflix · 12-11-2002, 06:02 PM

look dammit... WE have the market cornered on dark skin.... stop tryin 2 keep up with the joneses! tell "ya bitch" to be satisfied with white.... that's beautiful in its own way. either that or put an insurance policy on that ho & cash in when she checks out.

frankfortuna · 12-11-2002, 06:06 PM

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Originally posted by p1mpdogg

lol
that is german!

Actually, I don't believe it is. At that price, I could have hooked you up with a real commercial unit with 32 lamps and a real facial unit. I'm not an expert in the area, but one of our customers is one of the largest tanning distributors in the country.

p1mpdogg · 12-11-2002, 06:07 PM

well its only 110 volts.. and 20 bulbs is the most you can get on a 110 volt unit.. You are right though.. Im sure i could have gotten a better deal.. but I got tired of shoping for them and talking toa bunch of 'car salesman' on the phone.

frankfortuna · 12-11-2002, 06:10 PM

I can understand your dilemma. They start talking all that uva / uvb shit in an attempt to confuse the customer. If for some reason the deal doesn't work out, get in touch with me and I'll make sure you are taken care of properly.

pink_in_the_middle · 12-11-2002, 06:14 PM

Faken' bake

p1mpdogg · 12-11-2002, 06:14 PM

sure thing frank

Sarah_Jayne · 12-11-2002, 06:16 PM

make sure she is careful with her eyes. When I was a kid I saw something on 60 minutes about sunbeds and people that destoryed their eyes using them. I can still here one lady saying 'It hurts when I have them open and it hurts when I have them closed'.

p1mpdogg · 12-11-2002, 06:18 PM

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Originally posted by sarah_webinc
make sure she is careful with her eyes. When I was a kid I saw something on 60 minutes about sunbeds and people that destoryed their eyes using them. I can still here one lady saying 'It hurts when I have them open and it hurts when I have them closed'.

yeah she already has a pair of those goggles that block out the uv light...

jimmy3way · 12-11-2002, 06:21 PM

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Originally posted by opflix
look dammit... WE have the market cornered on dark skin.... stop tryin 2 keep up with the joneses! tell "ya bitch" to be satisfied with white.... that's beautiful in its own way. either that or put an insurance policy on that ho & cash in when she checks out.

"You hate the black man but love the dark tan."

-Spearhead

sexmanic · 12-11-2002, 06:25 PM

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Originally posted by p1mpdogg

yeah she already has a pair of those goggles that block out the uv light...

that's nice. and unless you also have her wear a suit of armor, she may get to experience the wonderful world of having gooey cancerous pieces of her surgically removed twice a year for the rest of her life.

Big E · 12-11-2002, 06:28 PM

I've been thinking about buying one - what did it cost you?

p1mpdogg · 12-11-2002, 06:57 PM

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Originally posted by Big E
I've been thinking about buying one - what did it cost you?

$1700 free shipping in the lower 48 states

PerfectionGirls · 12-11-2002, 07:00 PM

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Actually, I don't believe it is. At that price, I could have hooked you up with a real commercial unit with 32 lamps and a real facial unit. I'm not an expert in the area, but one of our customers is one of the largest tanning distributors in the country.

Frank... youre in my neck of the woods... I wanna tanning bed! Not for me.. Im not into skin cancer.... Sydney would be all over it!! hahaha! Lord knows I live to please her.

Jeff

p1mpdogg · 12-11-2002, 07:02 PM

I dont get all this talk about skin cancer.. you ppl are adult webmasters.. you see sunlight maybe 2 hrs a week. This is no different.. since the time you are in the bed is so short 3 times a week. And beds have came along way since the 80's and 90's... It isnt healthy, but neither is smoking and drinking and caffine (sp*?).. this isnt suicide.. atleast no more than everyone elses bad habbits.

asuna · 12-11-2002, 07:04 PM

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Originally posted by p1mpdogg
I dont get all this talk about skin cancer.. you ppl are adult webmasters.. you see sunlight maybe 2 hrs a week. This is no different.. since the time you are in the bed is so short 3 times a week.

don't forget about the showers too

LUCL0NELY · 12-11-2002, 07:06 PM

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Originally posted by p1mpdogg
just bought this for my bitch for x-mas

nice tanning shit

GTS Mark · 12-11-2002, 07:07 PM

Very unique gift!

DH

p1mpdogg · 12-11-2002, 07:08 PM

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Originally posted by DrinkingHard
Very unique gift!

DH

we are all going to die some time.. might aswell look good

cherrylula · 12-13-2002, 12:54 PM

I used to hit the tanning salon once a week just because I hardly get any sunlight ever.

It feels exactly like being inside a human-sized microwave oven.

TDF · 12-13-2002, 12:55 PM

everyone wants to be black without being black

DearAbby · 12-13-2002, 12:57 PM

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Originally posted by frankfortuna
Ugh. I could have hooked you up with a better deal on a German unit.

How long are German units? Are they at least 6" in length?

stanton · 12-13-2002, 01:08 PM

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p1mpdogg Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 16,714	well its only 110 volts.. and 20 bulbs is the most you can get on a 110 volt unit.. You are right though.. Im sure i could have gotten a better deal.. but I got tired of shoping for them and talking toa bunch of 'car salesman' on the phone. __________________ A fast fortune is easy to earn! Just go with a winner!

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frankfortuna Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 1,504	I can understand your dilemma. They start talking all that uva / uvb shit in an attempt to confuse the customer. If for some reason the deal doesn't work out, get in touch with me and I'll make sure you are taken care of properly.

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12-11-2002, 07:02 PM	#22
p1mpdogg Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 16,714	I dont get all this talk about skin cancer.. you ppl are adult webmasters.. you see sunlight maybe 2 hrs a week. This is no different.. since the time you are in the bed is so short 3 times a week. And beds have came along way since the 80's and 90's... It isnt healthy, but neither is smoking and drinking and caffine (sp*?).. this isnt suicide.. atleast no more than everyone elses bad habbits. __________________ A fast fortune is easy to earn! Just go with a winner!

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