look what i got
 

just bought this for my bitch for x-mas
http://extreme-tanning.com/Merchant2...001/20lamp.jpg

why the fuck do you want a cancer bed?

she wants to be black?

a human toaster! kewl :thumbsup

Ugh. I could have hooked you up with a better deal on a German unit.

hahaha my thoughts exactly.

I bet that thing can roast a chicken in less than 6 seconds.

lol
that is german!

Hitler had a german unit

look dammit... WE have the market cornered on dark skin.... stop tryin 2 keep up with the joneses! tell "ya bitch" to be satisfied with white.... that's beautiful in its own way. either that or put an insurance policy on that ho & cash in when she checks out.

Actually, I don't believe it is. At that price, I could have hooked you up with a real commercial unit with 32 lamps and a real facial unit. I'm not an expert in the area, but one of our customers is one of the largest tanning distributors in the country.

well its only 110 volts.. and 20 bulbs is the most you can get on a 110 volt unit.. You are right though.. Im sure i could have gotten a better deal.. but I got tired of shoping for them and talking toa bunch of 'car salesman' on the phone.

I can understand your dilemma. They start talking all that uva / uvb shit in an attempt to confuse the customer. If for some reason the deal doesn't work out, get in touch with me and I'll make sure you are taken care of properly.

Faken' bake :1orglaugh

sure thing frank

make sure she is careful with her eyes. When I was a kid I saw something on 60 minutes about sunbeds and people that destoryed their eyes using them. I can still here one lady saying 'It hurts when I have them open and it hurts when I have them closed'.

yeah she already has a pair of those goggles that block out the uv light...

"You hate the black man but love the dark tan."

-Spearhead

that's nice. and unless you also have her wear a suit of armor, she may get to experience the wonderful world of having gooey cancerous pieces of her surgically removed twice a year for the rest of her life. :thumbsup

I've been thinking about buying one - what did it cost you?

$1700 free shipping in the lower 48 states

Frank... youre in my neck of the woods... I wanna tanning bed! Not for me.. Im not into skin cancer.... Sydney would be all over it!! hahaha! Lord knows I live to please her.

Jeff

I dont get all this talk about skin cancer.. you ppl are adult webmasters.. you see sunlight maybe 2 hrs a week. This is no different.. since the time you are in the bed is so short 3 times a week. And beds have came along way since the 80's and 90's... It isnt healthy, but neither is smoking and drinking and caffine (sp*?).. this isnt suicide.. atleast no more than everyone elses bad habbits.

:1orglaugh
don't forget about the showers too
:1orglaugh

nice tanning shit

Very unique gift!

DH

we are all going to die some time.. might aswell look good :)

I used to hit the tanning salon once a week just because I hardly get any sunlight ever.

It feels exactly like being inside a human-sized microwave oven.

everyone wants to be black without being black

How long are German units? Are they at least 6" in length?