I need a word press blog design. - GoFuckYourself.com

After Shock Media · 10-08-2009, 05:21 AM

As always I post my rules in the thread, expect them to be followed. If you can not follow them here I know we can not work elsewhere - end of story.

For a non adult blog.
Simple design, not graphic heavy, easy to see navigation in graphical and text, or just text.
Fast loading, do not want design slowing it down.
As search engine friendly as possible.
Would expect proper use of alt tags.
Want it expandable, based on what size the user settings happen to be.
Expect you to have references.
Expect you to not make typo's.
Expect to see that you have done at least some non adult designs.
I expect all unlocked PSD files and also a signed release of any and all rights.
I will not respond to companies that post see sig, or make me chase them. If you are floating another persons button, I expect that they have done work for you that you can show me. I also expect the same of them, if they post a bunch of see sigs, odds are they cost you the job.
Post in this thread a general price range for a header, and perhaps other few graphics that would be needed, installed included unless you will supply in detail how to instructions. Iv you are that worried about posting a price range, you can email it to me. However I may take that as a negative as I really hate having to price things for people, or feel like I may not be getting your best price.
Leave your email address, no ICQ or other messengers.
Do not just point me to your web site.
Post your typical turn around.
Last one so people actually catch it. Please be able to accept payments in other fashions besides epassport. If that is your only option I can not use you.

My email is [email protected]

pornguy · 10-08-2009, 05:26 AM

Talk with czarina and let her know I sent you over. She will cut you a deal. mail her at info at wedesig.net

She is not always on the boards because she actually does the work herself.

brassmonkey · 10-08-2009, 06:01 AM

good luck with that

After Shock Media · 10-08-2009, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by pornguy

Talk with czarina and let her know I sent you over. She will cut you a deal. mail her at info at wedesig.net

She is not always on the boards because she actually does the work herself.

I may, if you do happen to see her point her to the thread. I at least want a few people to be able to read it and make offers if they desire.

brassmonkey · 10-08-2009, 10:14 AM

yeah i hope they can read you want a mainstream design

After Shock Media · 10-08-2009, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

yeah i hope they can read you want a mainstream design

I just hope they read it. I post things like this over and over again. Make it clear, no see sig or hit me up on icq. Then presto, thats what I get.

I should not have to chase down people to give business too. Especially in todays times, unless everyone but me is still kind of hurting from the whole recession thing.

Come on people, Real simple. Not much more than some header work and perhaps something else to make it stand out.

Then again if you have fris like WP ninja skills and can arrange my blog to match some of the status of some of the other sites out there. Hit me up. This could/can be separate from the design. Just would not mind some serious kung fu type arrangement to really make it stand out in the crowd.

Sands · 10-08-2009, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

I just hope they read it. I post things like this over and over again. Make it clear, no see sig or hit me up on icq. Then presto, thats what I get.

I should not have to chase down people to give business too. Especially in todays times, unless everyone but me is still kind of hurting from the whole recession thing.

Come on people, Real simple. Not much more than some header work and perhaps something else to make it stand out.

Then again if you have fris like WP ninja skills and can arrange my blog to match some of the status of some of the other sites out there. Hit me up. This could/can be separate from the design. Just would not mind some serious kung fu type arrangement to really make it stand out in the crowd.

Heya ASM, I work with Zuzana Designs and do Wordpress-related work with her. We should be able to sort you out.

Zuzana Designs · 10-08-2009, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Sands

Heya ASM, I work with Zuzana Designs and do Wordpress-related work with her. We should be able to sort you out.

I would love to help you with your design needs ASM. Sounds like you just need my basic blog design for $450.00. I provide all psds upon final payment and can do Paypal, Epassporte, bank wire or check. I will provide a preview for the design within 10 days of cleared deposit and design materials. Total completion time varies depending on the amount of changes and the speed in which you relay those changes to me. My e-mail is [email protected] and I can provide several references if needed.

TurboAngel · 10-08-2009, 01:38 PM

Here's a bump for ya!

After Shock Media · 10-08-2009, 02:23 PM

Zuzana I am still debating it, since you kind of blew me off on my tube design questions.

If 450.00 is a "basic" blog design package. What does it include?

fris · 10-08-2009, 02:28 PM

ASM, do you have any examples of what kind of style you are aiming for?

After Shock Media · 10-08-2009, 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by fris

ASM, do you have any examples of what kind of style you are aiming for?

Yup. I know a style I would love. Graphically it has no bearing though.
Like I said I want very little graphics really. And if possible a header I can change with a whim, since the blog is topical. Would not mind having like some sort of fall or halloween header right now.

Jdoughs · 10-08-2009, 02:35 PM

Mainstream blogging design and theme layout has been taken to an entirely new level, and there is maybe 1 or 2 adult designers who 'get' it.

Check out the premium themes on google, most are less then 100 bucks (most around 50) and they will customize it for you for a little extra, but you will end up (guarenteed) with twice the product.

Again, if you want a quality theme, you are not looking for a adult designer, but a wordpress master.

After Shock Media · 10-08-2009, 02:36 PM

ill bbiab must deal with home nurse.

mmcfadden · 10-08-2009, 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Zuzana I am still debating it, since you kind of blew me off on my tube design questions.

If 450.00 is a "basic" blog design package. What does it include?

see sig nig

tube bad... design good...

fris · 10-08-2009, 02:40 PM

I have to agree with jdoughs, 98% of designers dont get what a hq theme is suppose to be, they think having a cartoon of a woman in a header plus overused heavy graphics is qualified as a good theme.

brassmonkey · 10-08-2009, 02:42 PM

$450 damn

brassmonkey · 10-08-2009, 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fris

I have to agree with jdoughs, 98% of designers dont get what a hq theme is suppose to be, they think having a cartoon of a woman in a header plus overused heavy graphics is qualified as a good theme.

says the master ninja

Zuzana Designs · 10-08-2009, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Zuzana I am still debating it, since you kind of blew me off on my tube design questions.

If 450.00 is a "basic" blog design package. What does it include?

David, I answered your question completly. I have no control over what a client does with a design after I hand it over to them. Nothing about my design is illegal when I give it to a client and no client has ever said "Sarah, I need you to design me an illegal tube". If a designer makes a paysite template and the client later fills it with stolen content, is that in any way the designers fault when they were completely unaware of that clients intentions? I don't see how a tube site is any different. Everyone in this industry is rushing to try and keep up with the tube evolution by creating their own. Designers have to change with the times as well. We hope that a client does the right thing with a tube design the same way we would hope they would do the right thing with a TGP, paysite, or anything else. However, it is completely out of our control unless we boycot designs altogether. Blaming the designer is so far off base with who should really be under fire.

The "Basic Blog Design Package" includes design, slicing to XHTML/CSS, Wordpress blog construction, installation, configuration, and whatever else you need to make your blog perfect. What makes it a"basic" is less design elements throughout the site. The actual design elements fall more into the header than having full, detailed design throughout the entire site.

After Shock Media · 10-08-2009, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Zuzana Designs

David, I answered your question completly. I have no control over what a client does with a design after I hand it over to them. Nothing about my design is illegal when I give it to a client and no client has ever said "Sarah, I need you to design me an illegal tube". If a designer makes a paysite template and the client later fills it with stolen content, is that in any way the designers fault when they were completely unaware of that clients intentions? I don't see how a tube site is any different. Everyone in this industry is rushing to try and keep up with the tube evolution by creating their own. Designers have to change with the times as well. We hope that a client does the right thing with a tube design the same way we would hope they would do the right thing with a TGP, paysite, or anything else. However, it is completely out of our control unless we boycot designs altogether. Blaming the designer is so far off base with who should really be under fire.

The "Basic Blog Design Package" includes design, slicing to XHTML/CSS, Wordpress blog construction, installation, configuration, and whatever else you need to make your blog perfect. What makes it a"basic" is less design elements throughout the site. The actual design elements fall more into the header than having full, detailed design throughout the entire site.

I was not asking about sites to be launched, I was asking about established sites that the community as a whole would be considered "illegal".
You also do and could have control over how your design is used. It is your copyrighted work as a designer and you can place clauses in your contract when turning over the copyright that would prevent certain things, however that could cause a financial hit to you and possibly stir up the pot a bit.

I am asking these questions more and more with people I deal with. I desire to know where they stand and if they have any lines or do they just take the cash and do not care. This is not limited to designers. Have turned down a coder because he made and marketed a script that rips other peoples content. So do not take it personally. I just get more agitated with obscure or political type answers, or wondering why it is of any concern to me in the first place.

After Shock Media · 10-08-2009, 03:20 PM

Yo Fris, can you hop onto ICQ for a few.

Yes I do turn in on every so often

After Shock Media · 10-08-2009, 03:23 PM

BTW Zuzana since it seems I am directing some flack at you I really am not. I fully understand doing past work and not knowing etc. Hell even owning up to something wrong you may have done. I respect all of that. Fuck I know a stuck a massive dagger in the back of this industry myself years ago and I still feel like some of my actions are the cause of the chaos of today.

Argos88 · 10-08-2009, 03:59 PM

check sig for free wp themes.

area51 - BANNED FOR LIFE · 10-08-2009, 04:35 PM

There's a ton of great mainstream wp design companies out there dude, way better than anything anyone does on this board.

After Shock Media · 10-08-2009, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by area51

There's a ton of great mainstream wp design companies out there dude, way better than anything anyone does on this board.

I know and I have some lined up.
I just have this small sick issue with wanting to keep business within the same industry however it does seem with each passing day the idea of a adult webmaster community has been left behind like a ginger ward of the court that the state left with you for a fat monthly check during a planned trip to the grand canyon. We all know by the time anyone even notices the kid is missing due to the lag in bureaucracy and passing the buck it would already be an adult and you get away scott free.

brassmonkey · 10-08-2009, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Argos88

check sig for free wp themes.

u didnt read

u crack me up justin

10-08-2009, 05:21 AM	#1
After Shock Media It's coming look busy Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn". Posts: 35,299	I need a word press blog design. As always I post my rules in the thread, expect them to be followed. If you can not follow them here I know we can not work elsewhere - end of story. For a non adult blog. Simple design, not graphic heavy, easy to see navigation in graphical and text, or just text. Fast loading, do not want design slowing it down. As search engine friendly as possible. Would expect proper use of alt tags. Want it expandable, based on what size the user settings happen to be. Expect you to have references. Expect you to not make typo's. Expect to see that you have done at least some non adult designs. I expect all unlocked PSD files and also a signed release of any and all rights. I will not respond to companies that post see sig, or make me chase them. If you are floating another persons button, I expect that they have done work for you that you can show me. I also expect the same of them, if they post a bunch of see sigs, odds are they cost you the job. Post in this thread a general price range for a header, and perhaps other few graphics that would be needed, installed included unless you will supply in detail how to instructions. Iv you are that worried about posting a price range, you can email it to me. However I may take that as a negative as I really hate having to price things for people, or feel like I may not be getting your best price. Leave your email address, no ICQ or other messengers. Do not just point me to your web site. Post your typical turn around. Last one so people actually catch it. Please be able to accept payments in other fashions besides epassport. If that is your only option I can not use you. My email is [email protected] __________________ [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]

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After Shock Media It's coming look busy Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn". Posts: 35,299	Zuzana I am still debating it, since you kind of blew me off on my tube design questions. If 450.00 is a "basic" blog design package. What does it include? __________________ [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]

10-08-2009, 01:38 PM	#9
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10-08-2009, 02:40 PM	#16
fris Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 55,372	I have to agree with jdoughs, 98% of designers dont get what a hq theme is suppose to be, they think having a cartoon of a woman in a header plus overused heavy graphics is qualified as a good theme. __________________ Since 1999: 69 Adult Industry awards for Best Hosting Company and professional excellence. WP Stuff

10-08-2009, 02:42 PM	#17
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10-08-2009, 03:20 PM	#21
After Shock Media It's coming look busy Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn". Posts: 35,299	Yo Fris, can you hop onto ICQ for a few. Yes I do turn in on every so often __________________ [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]

10-08-2009, 03:23 PM	#22
After Shock Media It's coming look busy Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn". Posts: 35,299	BTW Zuzana since it seems I am directing some flack at you I really am not. I fully understand doing past work and not knowing etc. Hell even owning up to something wrong you may have done. I respect all of that. Fuck I know a stuck a massive dagger in the back of this industry myself years ago and I still feel like some of my actions are the cause of the chaos of today. __________________ [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]

10-08-2009, 03:59 PM	#23
Argos88 So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 1,732	check sig for free wp themes.

10-08-2009, 04:35 PM	#24
area51 - BANNED FOR LIFE So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 3,164	There's a ton of great mainstream wp design companies out there dude, way better than anything anyone does on this board.