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Old 09-18-2009, 08:14 PM   #1
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My Ass Is perfect.....
sometimes i just stand in front of the mirror naked and rub my ass...

its the perfect shape and just the right firmness...

if i lived in ancient greece, i think every sculptor would be lining up at my door to beg me to pose for their marble renditions..

when a chick tells me "after they made your ass, they broke the mold", i know exactly what they are talking about..
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Old 09-18-2009, 08:21 PM   #2
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Old 09-18-2009, 08:32 PM   #3
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oh.. my ass is much firmer than that....

i would post pics, but i dont want to embarrass anyone here and ruin your chances for getting laid tonight if your gf or wife sees my delectable ass...
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Old 09-18-2009, 08:33 PM   #4
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i would post pics...
Yeah yeah..... whatever.
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Old 09-18-2009, 08:33 PM   #5
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Old 09-18-2009, 08:34 PM   #6
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Old 09-18-2009, 08:38 PM   #7
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Do you do any butt exercise?
i have some old richard simmons videotapes that i work out to, but i think i am just blessed with good genetics..

my dad was a professional roller skater, so i think that might have something to do with it..
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Old 09-18-2009, 09:53 PM   #8
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i ride (cycling) 600 miles a month my ass is even better!
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Old 09-19-2009, 05:09 PM   #9
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Pics or it didn't happen.
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Old 09-19-2009, 05:34 PM   #10
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Pics or it didn't happen.
Are you sure you want these pics?
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Old 09-19-2009, 05:44 PM   #11
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I wil attest to this thread. His ass is fine.
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Old 09-19-2009, 05:50 PM   #12
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I would like to see some pictures please. I will let you know if its fuckable
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Old 09-19-2009, 06:16 PM   #13
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I like to stand in front of the mirror and rub my belly. It took years of dedication, pepsi and taco bell to perfect the the smooth roundness.
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Old 09-19-2009, 06:22 PM   #14
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Don't trust a ho.
Never trust a ho.
Don't a trust a who who won't trust me.
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Old 09-19-2009, 06:26 PM   #15
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i have some old richard simmons videotapes that i work out to, but i think i am just blessed with good genetics..

my dad was a professional roller skater, so i think that might have something to do with it..
That is the gayest thing I've read here today.
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Old 09-20-2009, 06:41 AM   #16
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Old 09-20-2009, 08:32 AM   #17
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mmmm... yummy!
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