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  • marketsmart
    HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
    • Dec 2004
    • 20419
    #1

    My Ass Is perfect.....

    sometimes i just stand in front of the mirror naked and rub my ass...

    its the perfect shape and just the right firmness...

    if i lived in ancient greece, i think every sculptor would be lining up at my door to beg me to pose for their marble renditions..

    when a chick tells me "after they made your ass, they broke the mold", i know exactly what they are talking about..
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    • J. Falcon
      www.AdultCopywriters.com
      • May 2006
      • 31645
      #2
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        • marketsmart
          HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
          • Dec 2004
          • 20419
          #3
          Originally posted by J. Falcon
          oh.. my ass is much firmer than that....

          i would post pics, but i dont want to embarrass anyone here and ruin your chances for getting laid tonight if your gf or wife sees my delectable ass...

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            • Iron Fist
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Dec 2006
              • 23400
              #4
              Originally posted by marketsmart
              i would post pics...
              Yeah yeah..... whatever.
              i like waffles

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                • J. Falcon
                  www.AdultCopywriters.com
                  • May 2006
                  • 31645
                  #5
                  Do you do any butt exercise?
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                    • cherrylula
                      lol
                      • Jan 2002
                      • 15969
                      #6

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                        • marketsmart
                          HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
                          • Dec 2004
                          • 20419
                          #7
                          Originally posted by J. Falcon
                          Do you do any butt exercise?
                          i have some old richard simmons videotapes that i work out to, but i think i am just blessed with good genetics..

                          my dad was a professional roller skater, so i think that might have something to do with it..

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                            • corbu
                              Confirmed User
                              • Nov 2003
                              • 1461
                              #8
                              i ride (cycling) 600 miles a month my ass is even better!

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                                • ToplistBlog_Com
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Jul 2006
                                  • 2065
                                  #9
                                  Pics or it didn't happen.

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                                    • Chosen
                                      VIPPay.com | AdultWebSponsors.com
                                      • Aug 2001
                                      • 63151
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by ToplistBlog_Com
                                      Pics or it didn't happen.
                                      Are you sure you want these pics?

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                                        • GrouchyAdmin
                                          Now choke yourself!
                                          • Apr 2006
                                          • 12085
                                          #11
                                          I wil attest to this thread. His ass is fine.

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                                            • 'mo
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Sep 2009
                                              • 356
                                              #12
                                              I would like to see some pictures please. I will let you know if its fuckable
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                                                • sicone
                                                  Retired
                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                  • 18453
                                                  #13
                                                  I like to stand in front of the mirror and rub my belly. It took years of dedication, pepsi and taco bell to perfect the the smooth roundness.

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                                                    • GrouchyAdmin
                                                      Now choke yourself!
                                                      • Apr 2006
                                                      • 12085
                                                      #14
                                                      Don't trust a ho.
                                                      Never trust a ho.
                                                      Don't a trust a who who won't trust me.

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                                                        • epitome
                                                          So Fucking Lame
                                                          • Jun 2009
                                                          • 12156
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by marketsmart
                                                          i have some old richard simmons videotapes that i work out to, but i think i am just blessed with good genetics..

                                                          my dad was a professional roller skater, so i think that might have something to do with it..
                                                          That is the gayest thing I've read here today.

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                                                            • John-ACWM
                                                              Work Work Work
                                                              • Nov 2008
                                                              • 20060
                                                              #16
                                                              Nice read

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                                                                • Cyber Fucker
                                                                  Hmm
                                                                  • Sep 2005
                                                                  • 12642
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by cherrylula
                                                                  mmmm... yummy!

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