My Ass Is perfect.....
 

sometimes i just stand in front of the mirror naked and rub my ass...

its the perfect shape and just the right firmness...

if i lived in ancient greece, i think every sculptor would be lining up at my door to beg me to pose for their marble renditions..

when a chick tells me "after they made your ass, they broke the mold", i know exactly what they are talking about..

oh.. my ass is much firmer than that....

i would post pics, but i dont want to embarrass anyone here and ruin your chances for getting laid tonight if your gf or wife sees my delectable ass...

Yeah yeah..... whatever. :Oh crap

Do you do any butt exercise?

i have some old richard simmons videotapes that i work out to, but i think i am just blessed with good genetics..

my dad was a professional roller skater, so i think that might have something to do with it..

i ride (cycling) 600 miles a month my ass is even better!

Pics or it didn't happen.

Are you sure you want these pics? :)

I wil attest to this thread. His ass is fine.

I would like to see some pictures please. I will let you know if its fuckable :winkwink:

I like to stand in front of the mirror and rub my belly. It took years of dedication, pepsi and taco bell to perfect the the smooth roundness.

Don't trust a ho.
Never trust a ho.
Don't a trust a who who won't trust me.

That is the gayest thing I've read here today. :1orglaugh

Nice read :1orglaugh

mmmm... yummy!