Define "Webmaster"... - GoFuckYourself.com

Voodoo · 09-06-2009, 04:14 AM

How do you define "Webmaster"?

CurrentlySober · 09-06-2009, 04:21 AM

Easy. A Webmaster is someone who posts on GFY.

Next question?

CurrentlySober · 09-06-2009, 04:21 AM

OK... Serious answer!

My personal definition of a true 'Webmaster' is someone that earns ALL of thier income online.

Like I say, that's my personal definition. Its not to say that someone who earns money online, and also has a property portfolio or other non related income cant be classed as a webmaster...

But thats my personal definition

Voodoo · 09-06-2009, 04:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

OK... Serious answer!

My personal definition of a true 'Webmaster' is someone that earns ALL of thier income online.

Like I say, that's my personal definition. Its not to say that someone who earns money online, and also has a property portfolio or other non related income cant be classed as a webmaster...

But thats my personal definition

Ok, now, what is your personal definition?

CurrentlySober · 09-06-2009, 04:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Voodoo

Ok, now, what is your personal definition?

okny · 09-06-2009, 04:31 AM

A master of the web duh!

Robocrop · 09-06-2009, 04:50 AM

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Originally Posted by okny

A master of the web duh!

wtf u stole my line

Major (Tom) · 09-06-2009, 04:57 AM

What's funny is I cant code a page, or do anything technical with say something like carma or nats. I have never once opened dreamweaver or photoshop. am I a webmaster? I guess not. But I know how something should look, and where something should be placed and can think of and bring to market things that sell. So I don't know what you would call that.
Duke

Fletch XXX · 09-06-2009, 05:03 AM

Someone who pays their bills from websites.

Tube Ace · 09-06-2009, 05:11 AM

Someone who manages websites even if not professionally or for profit.

fatfoo · 09-06-2009, 05:26 AM

Makes sites / manages sites / edits sites / does something on the internet
posts on forums / etc.

dav3 · 09-06-2009, 05:58 AM

some one who surfs gfy for free porn

Chosen · 09-06-2009, 05:59 AM

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Originally Posted by dav3

some one who surfs gfy for free porn

Antxx · 09-06-2009, 07:48 AM

Maitre du Web.

A guy who is master of his domain. LOL

Cyber Fucker · 09-06-2009, 07:54 AM

Someone who has knowledge of html, css, php, javascript, cmses, unix etc. and who won't hesitate to use this knowledge to pimp the web

Oracle Porn · 09-06-2009, 08:19 AM

a fatass who sits on his ass all day and jerks his cock on gfy.

fuzebox · 09-06-2009, 08:51 AM

Are you the gatekeeper?

justinsain · 09-06-2009, 08:53 AM

A person that has control of the content on a website

Agent 488 · 09-06-2009, 08:54 AM

define failed emo deisgner.

Darkcrni · 09-06-2009, 08:56 AM

Someone who's jerking on his own work(sites)!!

Voodoo · 09-06-2009, 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by budsbabes

define failed emo deisgner.

budsbabes ?

B2BwithJoeD · 09-06-2009, 09:06 AM

Clearly, the term 'Webmaster' has a broad connotation these days

Thanks for the thread, Voodoo ...

Agent 488 · 09-06-2009, 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Voodoo

budsbabes ?

http://tiny.cc/eAcse

Voodoo · 09-06-2009, 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by budsbabes

http://tiny.cc/eAcse

Are you fully or only partially retarded?

CaptainHowdy · 09-06-2009, 10:09 AM

Ruler of his virtual delusions...

qxm · 09-06-2009, 10:22 AM

webmaster sounds like a S&M term to me .. kinda like a cyber-dominatrix or some shit like that LOL.... I like to think of myself as a web traffic controller .......

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 09-06-2009, 10:24 AM

i'm on board with the webmaster being a fulltime employee of the internets. someone who earns most or all of their income from working online. someone who has genuinely mastered the webs...

DaddyHalbucks · 09-06-2009, 11:17 AM

Someone who makes a living from websites.

xNetworx · 09-06-2009, 11:26 AM

09-06-2009, 11:32 AM

A webmaster (portmanteau of web and postmaster), also called a web architect, web developer, site author, website administrator, or (informally) webmeister, is a person responsible for maintaining a website(s). The duties of the webmaster may include ensuring that the web servers, hardware and software are operating accurately, designing the website, generating and revising web pages, replying to user comment, and examining traffic through the site.

Webmasters may be generalists with HTML expertise who manage most or all aspects of Web operations. Depending on the nature of the websites they manage, webmasters typically know scripting languages such as PHP, Perl and Javascript. They may also be required to know how to configure web servers such as Apache and serve as the server administrator.

An alternative definition of webmaster is a businessperson who uses online media to sell products and/or services. This broader definition of webmaster covers not just the technical aspects of overseeing Web site construction and maintenance but also management of content, advertising, marketing and order fulfillment for the Web site.

Core responsibilities of the webmaster may include the regulation and management of access rights of different users of a website, the appearance and setting up website navigation. Content placement can be part of a webmaster's responsibilities, while content creation may not be.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Webmaster
http://www.google.com/search?q=define:+webmaster

ThumbLord · 09-06-2009, 11:36 AM

what Killswitch copied from both Google and Wikipedia sounds ok

asianseekerz · 09-06-2009, 12:20 PM

ummmmm what was the real meaning of webmaster

mikeyddddd · 09-06-2009, 04:49 PM

alias · 09-06-2009, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by mikeyddddd

tight

09-06-2009, 04:14 AM	#1
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09-06-2009, 04:21 AM	#3
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09-06-2009, 04:31 AM	#6
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09-06-2009, 04:57 AM	#8
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09-06-2009, 05:11 AM	#10
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09-06-2009, 05:26 AM	#11
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09-06-2009, 05:58 AM	#12
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09-06-2009, 07:48 AM	#14
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09-06-2009, 07:54 AM	#15
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09-06-2009, 08:19 AM	#16
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09-06-2009, 08:51 AM	#17
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09-06-2009, 08:53 AM	#18
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09-06-2009, 08:54 AM	#19
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09-06-2009, 09:06 AM	#22
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09-06-2009, 10:24 AM	#27
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09-06-2009, 11:17 AM	#28
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09-06-2009, 11:26 AM	#29
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09-06-2009, 11:32 AM	#30
Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE Guest Posts: n/a	A webmaster (portmanteau of web and postmaster), also called a web architect, web developer, site author, website administrator, or (informally) webmeister, is a person responsible for maintaining a website(s). The duties of the webmaster may include ensuring that the web servers, hardware and software are operating accurately, designing the website, generating and revising web pages, replying to user comment, and examining traffic through the site. Webmasters may be generalists with HTML expertise who manage most or all aspects of Web operations. Depending on the nature of the websites they manage, webmasters typically know scripting languages such as PHP, Perl and Javascript. They may also be required to know how to configure web servers such as Apache and serve as the server administrator. An alternative definition of webmaster is a businessperson who uses online media to sell products and/or services. This broader definition of webmaster covers not just the technical aspects of overseeing Web site construction and maintenance but also management of content, advertising, marketing and order fulfillment for the Web site. Core responsibilities of the webmaster may include the regulation and management of access rights of different users of a website, the appearance and setting up website navigation. Content placement can be part of a webmaster's responsibilities, while content creation may not be. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Webmaster http://www.google.com/search?q=define:+webmaster

09-06-2009, 11:36 AM	#31
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