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Voodoo 09-06-2009 04:14 AM

Define "Webmaster"...
 
How do you define "Webmaster"?

CurrentlySober 09-06-2009 04:21 AM

Easy. A Webmaster is someone who posts on GFY.

Next question?



:)

CurrentlySober 09-06-2009 04:21 AM

OK... Serious answer!

My personal definition of a true 'Webmaster' is someone that earns ALL of thier income online.

Like I say, that's my personal definition. Its not to say that someone who earns money online, and also has a property portfolio or other non related income cant be classed as a webmaster...

But thats my personal definition

Voodoo 09-06-2009 04:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 16283880)
OK... Serious answer!

My personal definition of a true 'Webmaster' is someone that earns ALL of thier income online.

Like I say, that's my personal definition. Its not to say that someone who earns money online, and also has a property portfolio or other non related income cant be classed as a webmaster...

But thats my personal definition

Ok, now, what is your personal definition?

CurrentlySober 09-06-2009 04:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Voodoo (Post 16283882)
Ok, now, what is your personal definition?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

okny 09-06-2009 04:31 AM

A master of the web duh!

Robocrop 09-06-2009 04:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by okny (Post 16283902)
A master of the web duh!

wtf u stole my line :thumbsup

Major (Tom) 09-06-2009 04:57 AM

What's funny is I cant code a page, or do anything technical with say something like carma or nats. I have never once opened dreamweaver or photoshop. am I a webmaster? I guess not. But I know how something should look, and where something should be placed and can think of and bring to market things that sell. So I don't know what you would call that.
Duke

Fletch XXX 09-06-2009 05:03 AM

Someone who pays their bills from websites.

Tube Ace 09-06-2009 05:11 AM

Someone who manages websites even if not professionally or for profit.

fatfoo 09-06-2009 05:26 AM

Makes sites / manages sites / edits sites / does something on the internet
posts on forums / etc.

dav3 09-06-2009 05:58 AM

some one who surfs gfy for free porn

Chosen 09-06-2009 05:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dav3 (Post 16284095)
some one who surfs gfy for free porn

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Antxx 09-06-2009 07:48 AM

Maitre du Web.

A guy who is master of his domain. LOL

Cyber Fucker 09-06-2009 07:54 AM

Someone who has knowledge of html, css, php, javascript, cmses, unix etc. and who won't hesitate to use this knowledge to pimp the web :glugglug

Oracle Porn 09-06-2009 08:19 AM

a fatass who sits on his ass all day and jerks his cock on gfy.

fuzebox 09-06-2009 08:51 AM

Are you the gatekeeper?

justinsain 09-06-2009 08:53 AM

A person that has control of the content on a website

Agent 488 09-06-2009 08:54 AM

define failed emo deisgner.

Darkcrni 09-06-2009 08:56 AM

Someone who's jerking on his own work(sites)!!

Voodoo 09-06-2009 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by budsbabes (Post 16284596)
define failed emo deisgner.

budsbabes ?

B2BwithJoeD 09-06-2009 09:06 AM

Europeans Billing Europe!
 
Clearly, the term 'Webmaster' has a broad connotation these days :winkwink:

Thanks for the thread, Voodoo ...

Agent 488 09-06-2009 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Voodoo (Post 16284608)
budsbabes ?

http://tiny.cc/eAcse

Voodoo 09-06-2009 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by budsbabes (Post 16284636)

Are you fully or only partially retarded?

CaptainHowdy 09-06-2009 10:09 AM

Ruler of his virtual delusions...

qxm 09-06-2009 10:22 AM

webmaster sounds like a S&M term to me .. kinda like a cyber-dominatrix or some shit like that LOL.... I like to think of myself as a web traffic controller .......

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 09-06-2009 10:24 AM

i'm on board with the webmaster being a fulltime employee of the internets. someone who earns most or all of their income from working online. someone who has genuinely mastered the webs...

DaddyHalbucks 09-06-2009 11:17 AM

Someone who makes a living from websites.

xNetworx 09-06-2009 11:26 AM

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http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture...ess/wigger.jpg
http://www.mamapj.com/mamapajama/ima...or_old_men.jpg
http://i14.tinypic.com/6bvfsd2.jpg

Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE 09-06-2009 11:32 AM

A webmaster (portmanteau of web and postmaster), also called a web architect, web developer, site author, website administrator, or (informally) webmeister, is a person responsible for maintaining a website(s). The duties of the webmaster may include ensuring that the web servers, hardware and software are operating accurately, designing the website, generating and revising web pages, replying to user comment, and examining traffic through the site.

Webmasters may be generalists with HTML expertise who manage most or all aspects of Web operations. Depending on the nature of the websites they manage, webmasters typically know scripting languages such as PHP, Perl and Javascript. They may also be required to know how to configure web servers such as Apache and serve as the server administrator.

An alternative definition of webmaster is a businessperson who uses online media to sell products and/or services. This broader definition of webmaster covers not just the technical aspects of overseeing Web site construction and maintenance but also management of content, advertising, marketing and order fulfillment for the Web site.

Core responsibilities of the webmaster may include the regulation and management of access rights of different users of a website, the appearance and setting up website navigation. Content placement can be part of a webmaster's responsibilities, while content creation may not be.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Webmaster
http://www.google.com/search?q=define:+webmaster

ThumbLord 09-06-2009 11:36 AM

what Killswitch copied from both Google and Wikipedia sounds ok

asianseekerz 09-06-2009 12:20 PM

ummmmm what was the real meaning of webmaster

mikeyddddd 09-06-2009 04:49 PM


alias 09-06-2009 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikeyddddd (Post 16286036)

:thumbsup tight


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