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tranza 09-03-2009 05:42 AM

Would impale this motherfucker

Vicious_B 09-03-2009 05:52 AM

Not every time a child cries in public is it a tantrum. Not every parent that has a child cry in public is a horrible parent that doesn't care. Sometimes a 2 year old will cry.
That said I don't understand how this guy got 4 slaps in. If anyone had raised a hand to my child I would have gotten between them and my kid. Even if they had the ability to knock me on my ass I would still protect my child.

Pleasurepays 09-03-2009 06:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSenator (Post 16269932)
I think a few people have challenge me on this thread. I'll give them a chance to take some words back.

haha.. fuck you. you're a fucking dreamer just like every other fucking idiot that talks about "not fighting unless i have to... and if shit gets rough, i'll use my wrestling moves".

like i said... its always the biggest pussies that talk about "not fighting unless they have to" and they are the worst when it comes to being wrapped up in some retarded, friendless fantasy world living out their ninja dream with a tiny group of jerk offs paying their money to come into someones little strip mall shit hole to celebrate an even bigger jerk off, who's only there to satisfy his own egoistic needs by strutting around the room and pointing out his trophies on the wall because he "scored points" on someone, one time.

that's not opinion or a threat.. that's a simple fact.

imagine a boxer saying "i don't like to punch unless i have to"... he'd be the shittiest boxer ever. now imagine that same boxer hitting the pads and bag for 6 + years under someone's "expert tutelage" ... big fucking deal. he's still not a boxer until he gets in the ring and has a fight record and he is gonna get his ass beat the moment shit gets real. that pretty much sums up the vast majority of martial arts and people who make comments like you do about fighting.

CDSmith 09-03-2009 06:05 AM

Everyone in this thread needs a slap. Right now sit back in your chairs and give yourselves four good slaps across the chops. I just did 4 on myself, it's really not that bad.

Quite invigorating actually.

TheSenator 09-03-2009 07:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays (Post 16270992)
haha.. fuck you. you're a fucking dreamer just like every other fucking idiot that talks about "not fighting unless i have to... and if shit gets rough, i'll use my wrestling moves".

like i said... its always the biggest pussies that talk about "not fighting unless they have to" and they are the worst when it comes to being wrapped up in some retarded, friendless fantasy world living out their ninja dream with a tiny group of jerk offs paying their money to come into someones little strip mall shit hole to celebrate an even bigger jerk off, who's only there to satisfy his own egoistic needs by strutting around the room and pointing out his trophies on the wall because he "scored points" on someone, one time.

that's not opinion or a threat.. that's a simple fact.

imagine a boxer saying "i don't like to punch unless i have to"... he'd be the shittiest boxer ever. now imagine that same boxer hitting the pads and bag for 6 + years under someone's "expert tutelage" ... big fucking deal. he's still not a boxer until he gets in the ring and has a fight record and he is gonna get his ass beat the moment shit gets real. that pretty much sums up the vast majority of martial arts and people who make comments like you do about fighting.

I bet your the type of guy when confronted would have a stupid smile across your face and crawl away.

Anyway, I don't fuck around.

This is where I train....
http://www.bullpenvaletudo.com/

Where do you want me to fold you into a pretzel?
Cage, ring, mat or pavement.

Pleasurepays 09-03-2009 07:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSenator (Post 16271344)
I bet your the type of guy when confronted would have a stupid smile across your face and crawl away.

Anyway, I don't fuck around.

This is where I train....
http://www.bullpenvaletudo.com/

Where do you want me to fold you into a pretzel?
Cage, ring, mat or pavement.

yeah... you don't fuck around. shut up pussy. you should go back to world of warcraft and worrying about how much Obama is going to fix every problem in your life.

you gonna fly to tampa? do you think i even care to fight you? do you think i care to prove anything?

you've gone full retard.

TheSenator 09-03-2009 07:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays (Post 16271375)
yeah... you don't fuck around. shut up pussy. you should go back to world of warcraft and worrying about how much Obama is going to fix every problem in your life.

Thats some weak ass shit....


Im calling you out in front everybody and thats the best you can come back with...Warcraft and Obama...

CDSmith 09-03-2009 07:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSenator (Post 16269932)
I wouldn't bet against a deep purple belt under Robson Moura.

I think a few people have challenge me on this thread. I'll give them a chance to take some words back.

There's a 'deep' purple belt now? lol

Don't get me wrong, I love Deep Purple. Great band, great tunes, but to get a belt named after you?... wow. :D

TheSenator 09-03-2009 07:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 16271442)
There's a 'deep' purple belt now? lol

Don't get me wrong, I love Deep Purple. Great band, great tunes, but to get a belt named after you?... wow. :D

More than two stripes on a purple belt is considered deep purple...

Im about a year and half away from getting my brown...

Pleasurepays 09-03-2009 07:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSenator (Post 16271424)
Thats some weak ass shit....


Im calling you out in front everybody and thats the best you can come back with...Warcraft and Obama...

yeah. i want to fight you. i have nothing better to do than spend my time caring about some jerkoff on GFY and his personal insecurities.

i spent more hours in the ring, boxing, kickboxing and training karate than you will for the rest of your life. i've been knocked out more times and knocked out more people than you ever will. i don't feel i need to prove anything. that desire to prove something and personal insecurity you have tend to fade pretty quickly when you actually man up and start fighting.

so take your veiled threats and fake invitations and shove them right up your ass.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

area51 - BANNED FOR LIFE 09-03-2009 08:03 AM

Bottom line is you're all fucking pussy fucks who would get laid the fuck out if you tried defending your child, then you would be the one crying because you fail so much at life not only because you can't shut your fucking goober up, you can't even defend the little fucker. Fuck off retards.

CDSmith 09-03-2009 08:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSenator (Post 16271484)
More than two stripes on a purple belt is considered deep purple...

Im about a year and half away from getting my brown...

Sorry, we didn't use the belt system at the club I was involved with back in the 80's and 90's so forgive me not being up on all the pretty colors. :D We just did training. Kickboxing mostly (muay thai) but also a wide range of other styles, as no one "style" is going to be your end-all-be-all salvation in a tight situation. Neither is any colorful belt, stripes on it or not.


Anyway I'm with those saying they'd have taken their kid out of the store and home before anything stupid like this ever happened. Allowing your brat to wail on and on disrupting the day of everyone around you and then having to deal with someone who has finally had enough and walks up and slaps your kids and THEN having a big violent scene erupt in front of your kid seems like a pretty foolish thing to allow happen.

You guys saying you're trained and you'd do this or that to the guy do seem like you're awefully eager to use your mAd sKiLLz on some untrained idiot though. Some a little too eager. I predict asses will be kicked, and not the ones some might think.

TheSenator 09-03-2009 08:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays (Post 16271554)
yeah. i want to fight you. i have nothing better to do than spend my time caring about some jerkoff on GFY and his personal insecurities.

i spent more hours in the ring, boxing, kickboxing and training karate than you will for the rest of your life. i've been knocked out more times and knocked out more people than you ever will. i don't feel i need to prove anything. that desire to prove something and personal insecurity you have tend to fade pretty quickly when you actually man up and start fighting.

so take your veiled threats and fake invitations and shove them right up your ass.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

If you are in Tampa....

I'll be there soon for a seminar with Robson Moura.

Tom_PM 09-03-2009 08:15 AM

Tell the kid, "See? Thats what happens."

nah, I dont have a kid or a 61 yr old to look after.

Pleasurepays 09-03-2009 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSenator (Post 16271645)
If you are in Tampa....

I'll be there soon for a seminar with Robson Moura.

cool.. you can stand up at the seminar and let even more people know that you challenged some guy on a porn forum to fight and he thought you were a total jackass, so by default, you are the toughest guy in the room and your training has really paid huge dividends.

:1orglaugh

stickyfingerz 09-03-2009 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 16270268)
Pure fantasy. You're so full of shit your eyeballs are floating in it. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Besides, aren't your children kidnapped to another country? Who's protecting them there?

I'm sure posting your antics including being a pimp, smoking weed and other general jackassery are well appreciated. You're your own worst enemy and you can't even see it. Hopefully DCFS is scanning your posts one day because you can't even take care of yourself never mind raise children.

Are you again talking about my personal family life dick wad? Is me relating a story about something that happened to my daughter an open door for you to bring up shit that you know NOTHING about?

Do you think you are cool bringing up my children? And no I am absolutely NOT full of shit and if you had any fucking clue about me you would keep your yap shut. People who actually know me know, and you have no clue. Why would the dcfs be checking up on me again? Oh thats right you have no idea whats going on with my family life do you? So here is a suggestion for you to shut the fuck up.

Not sure how me talking about an event that happened means its ok for you to talk bullshit about me and my family. Thanks for continuing to show what a douche bag you are.

TheSenator 09-03-2009 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays (Post 16271834)
cool.. you can stand up at the seminar and let even more people know that you challenged some guy on a porn forum to fight and he thought you were a total jackass, so by default, you are the toughest guy in the room and your training has really paid huge dividends.

:1orglaugh



Im hoping you are a huge guy so that I can humiliate you.

Pleasurepays 09-03-2009 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSenator (Post 16271897)


Im hoping you are a huge guy so that I can humiliate you.

yeah i will be very humiliated with a guy who wrestles or trains BJJ getting me in an arm bar or trying to butt fuck me as we roll around on a mat.

that's basically where my head is at - at this point in my life. i have no other things to worry about other than whether or not i have virtual respect in a virtual forum, from virtual friends... definitely couldn't imagine having to hang my head in shame to come back and admit that i was out-wrestled by a wrestler.


...

whats with the video anyway? a failed comedian/ stoner/tv show host who is also an accomplished tai kwon do (?) fighter in his past decides to wrestle a guy from myspace?

are you on drugs son?

was that your Walmart plan? did i misunderstand? Were you were going to pull out a wrestling mat and put on head gear as you attempt to wrestle a psychopath who slaps someone else's two year old?

funny how my first thought would have been "maybe this guy has PST from combat experience... and maybe he's not only completely unhinged but an accomplished killer" and others instantly thought "oh yeah, i'd fuck this guy up in a second"

says quite a bit about everyone's life experience.

the first thing you learn when you actually have experience fighting.. is that other people know how to fight too and "fucking someone up" is a two way street.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Agent 488 09-03-2009 09:09 AM

come on guys ...

http://blog.deconcept.com/images/2005/02/bee.gif

LAJ 09-03-2009 09:15 AM

I would fuckin snap. I usually try to let shit go but in a situation like that, something would take over me.

Deesnuts 09-03-2009 09:18 AM

beat his ass

Fletch XXX 09-03-2009 09:21 AM

I bet the article would have been written different had the parent with the child at the time been a man, somehow I doubt the old man wouldve even done it had it been a nice stocky male ready to punch his ass...

news is good readin though

nation-x 09-03-2009 09:32 AM

They would have been arresting me for Aggravated Assault

BVF 09-03-2009 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 16268923)
Cue all the idiots who think they were bitten by a radio active spider but in reality would just end up getting slapped around themselves.

I don't need a radioactive spider.....I would put some niggarate on him.

However, the woman should shut her kid the fuck up.....She said that the dude told her to shut her up but she didn't.....Oh well.

gornyhuy 09-03-2009 09:44 AM

For those without spider powers: Its walmart. Grab a monkey wrench from the tool aisle. headshot BOOM.

Iron Fist 09-03-2009 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 16270996)
Everyone in this thread needs a slap. Right now sit back in your chairs and give yourselves four good slaps across the chops. I just did 4 on myself, it's really not that bad.

Quite invigorating actually.

Were you screaming before you slap chopped yourself? Then good! DO it again, but with a frying pan next time... if you think a hand is invigorating... a frying pan is divine! :2 cents:

Tom_PM 09-03-2009 09:50 AM



:2 cents:

JP-pornshooter 09-03-2009 10:13 AM

hey folks... this was at walmart.
i dont go to walmart for this very reason, freaky peeps all over the place.


1. a 2 yo kid cries for reason, mother should attend to this asap.
2. no one, not even parents should hit a 2 yo kid for crying.

split_joel 09-03-2009 10:15 AM

That parent has no reason to be outranged because that parent is not a good parent. I feel bad for the child that it got hit and is being raised by such a lazy POS. Crying non stop in public, ugh.

DWB 09-03-2009 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jayvis (Post 16268989)
Cut his head off and put it on my neighbor's fence.

I like your style. :thumbsup

Deej 09-03-2009 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays (Post 16269160)
i just said this to someone on iCQ...

this is absolutely true. i started training very hard. 3-4hrs a day, 5-6 days a week in Go Ju Ryu. i wanted to be Bruce Lee. i wanted to have the fastest guys come up to me and throw everything they had and be able to block it.... just like in a movie.

i got to that point. in fact, my biggest problem became that i was too comfortable with defense (which obviously won't win a fight)

the whole time i felt weird.

like something was wrong.

i became increasingly aware that someone was very wrong. felt wrong. i couldn't put my finger on it.

i was sparring with my friend who was a second degree black belt and won countless tournaments at full speed and power and he was coming at me with everything and i was calmly blocking everything he had with soft deflections (hence the "hard/soft" = "go/ju")

i realized at that moment that the reason i was calmly deflecting everything was that i had no real fear that he was going to actually connect and knock me out.

i realized at that moment what a huge, false sense of security i had and began to understand that it wasn't just kung fu and all the goofy shit that was mostly fake... but that as you said... anything that doesn't train with live full speed and full contact is basically fake.


thats why i got away from Shotokan and Go Ju and got into boxing and kick boxing. you know where you stand. you fuck up... you get stung hard. you get knocked out. you get used to hitting and getting hit. you get used to people jumping right up in your face and trying to knock you out. you don't get that with any other martial arts.

... and this guy above... who's going to use his "wrestling" because he doesn't believe in fighting.. uhm... yeah. seen many of those come and go. they are always the first pussies to quietly sulk out of the gym when things get real and someone actually hits them or when things don't go according to plan as happens with actual fights.

i'm always amazed that idiots can train to fight.. but then never fight or claim to be against fighting. or better yet go the kung fu route and start talking about how their techniques are just too dangerous for tournaments or whatever.

My ears are too deadly to listen to this bullshit!

stickyfingerz 09-03-2009 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by split_joel (Post 16272341)
That parent has no reason to be outranged because that parent is not a good parent. I feel bad for the child that it got hit and is being raised by such a lazy POS. Crying non stop in public, ugh.

Kids cry it happens. Even with a parent doing their best to calm them they cry sometimes. I agree that most parents don't do enough when their child is crying or being fussy. But no one else on the planet has the right to lay a finger on another persons child without that parents permission period. Yes the mother probably should of taken the child out of the store, but without knowing the circumstances, or why the child was crying everyone is just guessing. I've done a lot of 14 hour flights with my kids and even with extremely well behaved kids they can start to cry. You just do what you can do to calm them, sometimes they just have to cry it out. There is no switch to turn off a childs crying sometimes. The child could of been getting sick or any number of reasons and the lady was just trying to hurry up and finish her shopping and get the child home. Nothing is black in white in this story.

Deej 09-03-2009 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by split_joel (Post 16272341)
That parent has no reason to be outranged because that parent is not a good parent. I feel bad for the child that it got hit and is being raised by such a lazy POS. Crying non stop in public, ugh.

Time and time again you prove how much of a complete fucking retard you actually are...

I feel sorry for the girl you married...


Joel, youre a moron...

donteattuna 09-03-2009 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays (Post 16271988)
...
funny how my first thought would have been "maybe this guy has PST from combat experience... and maybe he's not only completely unhinged but an accomplished killer" ..

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

it's actually called Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, PTSD. Don't ask me how i know :ak47:

oh, related to that, threats back and forth, calling someone you don't know weak, or cowardly, are not fun thoughts. this is to all the folks who are quick to say someone else is incapable (compared to themselves in some instances).
if anyone wants to say someone else is a pussy, well man up and go tell them to their face, we don't need to hear it. I don't blame people for replying to that insult, but it does feed the trolls.

Twistys Tim 09-03-2009 11:58 AM

I was at the mall a while ago with my son (who was walking in front of me) and this kid come running out of nowhere and pushing my son over quite hard. The other kid then just ran away. I picked my son up who was crying but not hurt, and went after the other kid who looked about 15 or 16 and was quite large. When I caught up with him, the kid was screaming and going haywire and what I guess was his granddad was restraining him. The older guy apologized bigtime, and said the boy is autistic and that he had got away from him and just acts crazy sometimes. I told the old guy to keep the kid under control, or someone will beat the living shit out of him one day for doing what he did -- and then left it at that. I figured the old guy's life is pretty much fucked looking after this kid, and me going ballistic or getting violent would serve no purpose. However -- if someone came up to my son and hit him as described is the news article, regardless of what my son was doing, I think I would owe them some form of violent reaction :2 cents:

todhunter 09-03-2009 12:02 PM

What would I do?

Probably three-to-five for manslaughter.

--t

digifan 09-03-2009 12:02 PM

Mmmm.. a time to kill.

bronco67 09-03-2009 12:21 PM

I don't know how he could have thought this would end well for him....

Doctor Feelgood 09-03-2009 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fletch XXX (Post 16268866)
What would you do if a stranger slapped your 2 year old girl for crying in public?

id chokeslam him thru a table like this
http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/n.../CHOKESLAM.gif

escorpio 09-03-2009 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 16272884)
I don't know how he could have thought this would end well for him....

I'm guessing the guy was drunk or mentally unbalanced. I wonder if he would have pulled the same shit if the child had been with his father?

TubeTitans_SusieQ 09-03-2009 12:29 PM

I could have swore the AOL site had an image of a black man as the guy slapping the kid, I would have killed him.

RadicalSights 09-03-2009 12:30 PM

hahahah I saw this on the News

Cyandin 09-03-2009 12:31 PM

There is no person on Earth I'm more protective over than my 17 month old son. If some poor soul had a lapse of sanity large enough to entice them ever lay a hand on him, I guarantee that man would be in a world of hurt instantaneously.

This is not a "ooh, look at how macho I can sound post" by any means, unlike some others in this thread. I'm not a match for a well trained martial artist - but then again no martial artist that really has a grasp on what their discipline is about would ever do something like that to someone else's child.

SykkBoy 09-03-2009 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fletch XXX (Post 16272084)
I bet the article would have been written different had the parent with the child at the time been a man, somehow I doubt the old man wouldve even done it had it been a nice stocky male ready to punch his ass...

news is good readin though

haha, exactly

If the kids had been with their father, that crusty old fuck wouldn't have said or done shit....but because it was a woman with her child, he felt like a big man slapping a 2 year old...

everyone of you idiots that talk about all this pain you'd inflict on this guy....yeah, lovely...he slaps your kid, you injure/maim/kill this douche and then YOU go to jail and your kid now gets to have one less parent in their life for the next couple years...


it is funny that a thread about an old fart going off on a toddler has sparked all of the keyboard warriors to come out and want to fight each other...I swear, if I ever go to another convention, I'll just take a shitload of foam keyboards and let you pussies duke it out with each other...

bloggerz 09-03-2009 12:41 PM

that's gangster lol

stickyfingerz 09-03-2009 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SykkBoy2 (Post 16272973)
haha, exactly

If the kids had been with their father, that crusty old fuck wouldn't have said or done shit....but because it was a woman with her child, he felt like a big man slapping a 2 year old...

everyone of you idiots that talk about all this pain you'd inflict on this guy....yeah, lovely...he slaps your kid, you injure/maim/kill this douche and then YOU go to jail and your kid now gets to have one less parent in their life for the next couple years...


it is funny that a thread about an old fart going off on a toddler has sparked all of the keyboard warriors to come out and want to fight each other...I swear, if I ever go to another convention, I'll just take a shitload of foam keyboards and let you pussies duke it out with each other...

The worst one is the keyboard warriors that accuse others of being pussies lol. And talk extensively about their "training". Its the ones that don't talk about their background and training I would be more worried about.

donteattuna 09-03-2009 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Twistys Tim (Post 16272798)
I was at the mall a while ago with my son (who was walking in front of me) and this kid come running out of nowhere and pushing my son over quite hard. The other kid then just ran away. I picked my son up who was crying but not hurt, and went after the other kid who looked about 15 or 16 and was quite large. When I caught up with him, the kid was screaming and going haywire and what I guess was his granddad was restraining him. The older guy apologized bigtime, and said the boy is autistic and that he had got away from him and just acts crazy sometimes. I told the old guy to keep the kid under control, or someone will beat the living shit out of him one day for doing what he did -- and then left it at that. I figured the old guy's life is pretty much fucked looking after this kid, and me going ballistic or getting violent would serve no purpose.... :2 cents:

well handled. i'm glad you were lucky enough to have bumped into the grandparent before beating down the retard. Or you would have ended up in jail, which isn't right.
On the other hand, the grandparent shouldn't take the retard out in public if he will hurt other kids, but messed up legal system where you would get the blame. :upsidedow

CDSmith 09-03-2009 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SykkBoy2 (Post 16272973)
I swear, if I ever go to another convention, I'll just take a shitload of foam keyboards and let you pussies duke it out with each other...

Remember to take video.

JFK 09-03-2009 12:54 PM

150 public slaps:disgust

SykkBoy 09-03-2009 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 16273045)
Remember to take video.

I actually was looking into foam keyboards as a giveaway at a show a couple years ago...would have went with the foam rubber boobs that Cybererotica used to give away...


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