Originally Posted by quiet (Post 16268943)

i have fantasies about taking that kid behind you on the plane that screams for hours on end, and just flushing him/her down the airplane toliet.

but yes, that is retarded. it's also walmart.

Originally Posted by SleazyDream (Post 16269159)

you slap the mother not the kid

Originally Posted by chodadog (Post 16269484)

When I was a toddler, I would cry constantly because I had ear problems that took months to sort out.

Originally Posted by [Labret] (Post 16269495)

I guarantee you a quick trip to see good ol Doc Marten would sort your crybaby shit right out.

Originally Posted by Ayla_SquareTurtle (Post 16269223)

Seems to me that the average parent with a 2 year old is going to be more physically fit and definitely faster than the average 61 year old man.

Now it's possible that Gramps up there is in better shape than he looks, but I don't see stepping up to this asshole in a grocery store as being a particularly dangerous thing to do.

Originally Posted by Varius (Post 16269134)

True, but I'd say continually saving Fuzebox from Colombians does :winkwink:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 16269611)

Haven't you heard? 61 is the new 51.

There are guys still wrestling professionally that are in their 60's. That old guy could still pack a wallup on a small to medium sized woman I'd wager.

Your nut-kick plan sounds like the one to stick to just to be safe.

Originally Posted by Belinda (Post 16268887)

oh hell no! I would kick the shit out of that guy. I know crying kids are annoying but you dont touch someone else's child EVER.

Originally Posted by Sagi_AFF (Post 16268988)

You would slap a 2 year old for crying?

Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 16268923)

Cue all the idiots who think they were bitten by a radio active spider but in reality would just end up getting slapped around themselves.

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 16269782)

Last idiot who pissed me off, I broke his jaw. Then I sued him.

Originally Posted by Sly (Post 16269196)

However, if you ask a cripple in a wheelchair that is taking up too much space to politely scoot over and they refuse... flip the fucker over.

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays (Post 16269160)

i just said this to someone on iCQ...

this is absolutely true. i started training very hard. 3-4hrs a day, 5-6 days a week in Go Ju Ryu. i wanted to be Bruce Lee. i wanted to have the fastest guys come up to me and throw everything they had and be able to block it.... just like in a movie.

i got to that point. in fact, my biggest problem became that i was too comfortable with defense (which obviously won't win a fight)

the whole time i felt weird.

like something was wrong.

i became increasingly aware that someone was very wrong. felt wrong. i couldn't put my finger on it.

i was sparring with my friend who was a second degree black belt and won countless tournaments at full speed and power and he was coming at me with everything and i was calmly blocking everything he had with soft deflections (hence the "hard/soft" = "go/ju")

i realized at that moment that the reason i was calmly deflecting everything was that i had no real fear that he was going to actually connect and knock me out.

i realized at that moment what a huge, false sense of security i had and began to understand that it wasn't just kung fu and all the goofy shit that was mostly fake... but that as you said... anything that doesn't train with live full speed and full contact is basically fake.


thats why i got away from Shotokan and Go Ju and got into boxing and kick boxing. you know where you stand. you fuck up... you get stung hard. you get knocked out. you get used to hitting and getting hit. you get used to people jumping right up in your face and trying to knock you out. you don't get that with any other martial arts.

... and this guy above... who's going to use his "wrestling" because he doesn't believe in fighting.. uhm... yeah. seen many of those come and go. they are always the first pussies to quietly sulk out of the gym when things get real and someone actually hits them or when things don't go according to plan as happens with actual fights.

i'm always amazed that idiots can train to fight.. but then never fight or claim to be against fighting. or better yet go the kung fu route and start talking about how their techniques are just too dangerous for tournaments or whatever.

Originally Posted by Niktamer (Post 16269686)

Originally Posted by Belinda (Post 16268887)

oh hell no! I would kick the shit out of that guy. I know crying kids are annoying but you dont touch someone else's child EVER.

Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 16269110)

I'd put money on any guy ranked blue belt or higher versus a drunken bar fighter any day of the week. Despite what most people think, anger, jealousy, rage and booze do not make you a better fighter. :2 cents:

Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 16268923)

Cue all the idiots who think they were bitten by a radio active spider but in reality would just end up getting slapped around themselves.

Originally Posted by Sly (Post 16268979)

I think the larger crime here is that they are wasting the time and resources to prosecute a man for slapping a child.

Originally Posted by quiet (Post 16268943)

i have fantasies about taking that kid behind you on the plane that screams for hours on end, and just flushing him/her down the airplane toliet.

Originally Posted by quiet (Post 16268943)

but yes, that is retarded. it's also walmart.

Originally Posted by [Labret] (Post 16269469)

I get the douche chills reading how many of you have children. I hope when the DSHS presents its case as to why your mongoloids should be removed from your custody that your GFY posts are presented as evidence.

For those of us who werent dumb enough to dump a load into some halfwit, this man is a hero. A man of action. I cannot count how many times in a day I want my fist to feel the soft spot of a child's skull.

Shut your fat little fucking retards up, don't make the rest of suffer because you are an idiot.

If anyone reads about a defense fund for this guy somewhere, let me know.

Originally Posted by stickyfingerz (Post 16269965)

Yup you are the only one that takes action right? Hmm lets see 3 years ago I was pushing my daughter in her stroller at a 4th of july festival downtown. A guy shoving through the crowd that was about 6'2 and 190lbs or so knocked his hand into my daughters head by being a blundering idiot. His wrist was bent up behind his back thumb bent back to the back of his hand before he could get 2 steps past my daughters stroller. He apologized to me within 5 seconds, and then I made him apologize to my by then crying daughter before letting him go.

Believe it if you want because it happened, and your "bravado" and acting like you are king shit of the universe and the "ultimate fighter" gets just comically old.

But Im sure you'll retort with something stupid.

But to the original question. That guy would not of had a fun evening if he ever touched one of my children.

Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 16268974)

Sure but someone like Belinda who thinks she's Super Woman all of a sudden would just get beaten up. Same with that Euro Dork notime or whatever his fucking handle is.

Originally Posted by thundergasm (Post 16269024)

They would need dental records to identify the body. Nothing more needs to be said.

Originally Posted by [Labret] (Post 16269469)

I get the douche chills reading how many of you have children. I hope when the DSHS presents its case as to why your mongoloids should be removed from your custody that your GFY posts are presented as evidence.

For those of us who werent dumb enough to dump a load into some halfwit, this man is a hero. A man of action. I cannot count how many times in a day I want my fist to feel the soft spot of a child's skull.

Shut your fat little fucking retards up, don't make the rest of suffer because you are an idiot.

If anyone reads about a defense fund for this guy somewhere, let me know.