FACT: majority of adult webmasters are fat and ugly - GoFuckYourself.com

MetaMan · 08-27-2009, 10:45 PM

I had to shut off avatars due to the fact the majority of webmasters look like ugly fat bastards.

why are so many of you so dam fat and so dam ugly?

do you think they will discover a webmaster gene?

how much fatter can some of you fat bastards get?

mikesinner · 08-27-2009, 10:46 PM

Sad but true.

MetaMan · 08-27-2009, 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by mikesinner

Sad but true.

why is it sad? it is humorous i love picking on people i am better than.

what easier targets than fat nerds?

Spunky · 08-27-2009, 10:49 PM

I mate with goats

CunningStunt · 08-27-2009, 10:51 PM

It's a good point, made well. But from my experience, there are more fat fucks sitting in offices around the world, than in this industry.

I'm skinny and handsome though, sorry to break the mould.

MetaMan · 08-27-2009, 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by CunningStunt

It's a good point, made well. But from my experience, there are more fat fucks sitting in offices around the world, than in this industry.

I'm skinny and handsome though, sorry to break the mould.

im handsome and BUFF? now wat?

epitome · 08-27-2009, 10:53 PM

I love the idea of a guy naming himself metaman, putting a cartoon princess as his avatar, talking about how he is better than everyone (a simple rule in life is if somebody has to tell you they are better than you...they are not better than you), only to make regular posts about how fat chicks prevent him from getting laid. In the real world, the only thing that stops a person from getting laid is themselves.

camchoice · 08-28-2009, 05:10 AM

Where did you get this stupid fact from. Most webmasters I know are not fat and ugly.. Did you ever visit a webmaster convention ?

<< Do I look fat and ugly ?

The Duck · 08-28-2009, 05:16 AM

Mr negative at it again.

pornocruto · 08-28-2009, 05:20 AM

MetaMan, thanks for the laugh

The_Adventure · 08-28-2009, 05:27 AM

I must be in a minority group then :D

MetaMan · 08-28-2009, 05:42 AM

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Originally Posted by The Duck

Mr negative at it again.

thats why you changed your nick from "kandah" it is because it is a nick that equated with idiocy in GFY history.

BSleazy · 08-28-2009, 05:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

I had to shut off avatars due to the fact the majority of webmasters look like ugly fat bastards.

why are so many of you so dam fat and so dam ugly?

do you think they will discover a webmaster gene?

how much fatter can some of you fat bastards get?

I just ate 2 sausage egg and cheese McMuffins and 2 hash browns from McDonalds along with a big ass glass of milk. Now I'm gonna kill a large coke I got there too.

Yummy in my tummy

Lace · 08-28-2009, 05:57 AM

I'm a skinny guy

CaptainHowdy · 08-28-2009, 06:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Lace

I'm a skinny guy

Skinny but still ugly ... j/k!

pornguy · 08-28-2009, 06:21 AM

Im not skinny, but I sure as HELL aint fat.

Dirty Dane · 08-28-2009, 06:22 AM

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Originally Posted by epitome

In the real world, the only thing that stops a person from getting laid is themselves.

And their lack of money

Raf1 · 08-28-2009, 06:22 AM

what a discovery !!!

08-28-2009, 06:31 AM

This is not a fact about me ;)

seeandsee · 08-28-2009, 06:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

I had to shut off avatars due to the fact the majority of webmasters look like ugly fat bastards.

why are so many of you so dam fat and so dam ugly?

do you think they will discover a webmaster gene?

how much fatter can some of you fat bastards get?

its called, sit on ass

Porn Grounds · 08-28-2009, 06:45 AM

I like cheese

brassmonkey · 08-28-2009, 06:48 AM

hahahahaha thanx 4 the 411

candyflip · 08-28-2009, 06:49 AM

I wish I could put on a few pounds. I weigh what I did when I graduated High School 15 years ago.

cess · 08-28-2009, 06:51 AM

signupdamnit · 08-28-2009, 07:01 AM

Get a rope

j/k

DonovanTrent · 08-28-2009, 07:43 AM

TeasersVOD · 08-28-2009, 07:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by epitome

(a simple rule in life is if somebody has to tell you they are better than you...they are not better than you)

.... like Fox News has to tell you they're "Fair and Balanced"

spacedog · 08-28-2009, 07:56 AM

I'm skinny and beautiful

madawgz · 08-28-2009, 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by epitome

I love the idea of a guy naming himself metaman, putting a cartoon princess as his avatar.......

but he SAVED her from the castle!

Choopa Phil · 08-28-2009, 08:49 AM

always bulking

nation-x · 08-28-2009, 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

I had to shut off avatars due to the fact the majority of webmasters look like ugly fat bastards.

why are so many of you so dam fat and so dam ugly?

do you think they will discover a webmaster gene?

how much fatter can some of you fat bastards get?

You forgot stupid

Due · 08-28-2009, 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by BCyber

I just ate 2 sausage egg and cheese McMuffins and 2 hash browns from McDonalds along with a big ass glass of milk. Now I'm gonna kill a large coke I got there too.

Yummy in my tummy

Me too, but I had a bigmac instead of the milk and a diet coke since I'm on a diet. Ohh and ask for double bacon in the sausage egg and cheese McMuffins , that will make them just perfect

Then I got a 6 pack of nuggets to eat on the road

Bravo · 08-28-2009, 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by DonovanTrent

ooh, shit!

pentae · 08-28-2009, 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

why is it sad? it is humorous i love picking on people i am better than.

what easier targets than fat nerds?

Oh dude how you make me laugh

PlugRush Sascha · 08-28-2009, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by camchoice

Where did you get this stupid fact from. Most webmasters I know are not fat and ugly.. Did you ever visit a webmaster convention ?

I've been to webmaster conventions and most webmasters are fat and ugly. There are some who aren't obviously.

uvort · 08-28-2009, 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by madawgz

but he SAVED her from the castle!

Sorry... but your princess is in another castle.

Tom_PM · 08-28-2009, 09:56 AM

I havent decided on an avatar yet. Maybe the clown puking a rainbow....

Lace · 08-28-2009, 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

Skinny but still ugly ... j/k!

Does this mean we can spoon now?

cosis · 08-28-2009, 10:21 AM

tranza · 08-28-2009, 10:25 AM

I'm not any of them... hahaha

Huggles · 08-28-2009, 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

I had to shut off avatars due to the fact the majority of webmasters look like ugly fat bastards.

why are so many of you so dam fat and so dam ugly?

do you think they will discover a webmaster gene?

how much fatter can some of you fat bastards get?

The lifestyle encourages it.

I switched my lifestyle from that of a shut-in adult webmaster to that of a semi-barstar and I have lost 25 lbs, re-grew all my hair, and now I'm tanned from all the time spent running in the sun.

DonovanTrent · 08-28-2009, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by cosis

I was waiting for him to show up.

media · 08-28-2009, 10:40 AM

I hold my own!!!!

Tjun · 08-28-2009, 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by camchoice

Where did you get this stupid fact from. Most webmasters I know are not fat and ugly.. Did you ever visit a webmaster convention ?

<< Do I look fat and ugly ?

Pascal, face it. You are fat, old, ugly, broke and have an ugly dog

andrej_NDC · 08-28-2009, 10:42 AM

I'm the fattest and ugliest here, by far!

the content guy · 08-28-2009, 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by camchoice

Where did you get this stupid fact from. Most webmasters I know are not fat and ugly.. Did you ever visit a webmaster convention ?

<< Do I look fat and ugly ?

Hmmmm. I have, and my observations kinda support Metaman's theory. Also they very seldom if ever have a tan. Maybe they stand out more because they hang out in groups around the porn stars.

Jet - BANNED FOR LIFE · 08-28-2009, 11:52 AM

amacontent · 08-28-2009, 12:02 PM

Funny thread , i had to put down my cupcakes and twinkies to type this.

Denaz · 08-28-2009, 02:42 PM

ProG · 08-28-2009, 03:04 PM

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