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MetaMan 08-27-2009 10:45 PM

FACT: majority of adult webmasters are fat and ugly
 
I had to shut off avatars due to the fact the majority of webmasters look like ugly fat bastards.

why are so many of you so dam fat and so dam ugly?

do you think they will discover a webmaster gene?

how much fatter can some of you fat bastards get?

mikesinner 08-27-2009 10:46 PM

Sad but true.

MetaMan 08-27-2009 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikesinner (Post 16244475)
Sad but true.

why is it sad? it is humorous i love picking on people i am better than.

what easier targets than fat nerds?

Spunky 08-27-2009 10:49 PM

I mate with goats

CunningStunt 08-27-2009 10:51 PM

It's a good point, made well. But from my experience, there are more fat fucks sitting in offices around the world, than in this industry.

I'm skinny and handsome though, sorry to break the mould.

MetaMan 08-27-2009 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CunningStunt (Post 16244485)
It's a good point, made well. But from my experience, there are more fat fucks sitting in offices around the world, than in this industry.

I'm skinny and handsome though, sorry to break the mould.

im handsome and BUFF? now wat?

epitome 08-27-2009 10:53 PM

I love the idea of a guy naming himself metaman, putting a cartoon princess as his avatar, talking about how he is better than everyone (a simple rule in life is if somebody has to tell you they are better than you...they are not better than you), only to make regular posts about how fat chicks prevent him from getting laid. In the real world, the only thing that stops a person from getting laid is themselves.

:2 cents:

camchoice 08-28-2009 05:10 AM

Where did you get this stupid fact from. Most webmasters I know are not fat and ugly.. Did you ever visit a webmaster convention ?

<< Do I look fat and ugly ?

The Duck 08-28-2009 05:16 AM

Mr negative at it again.

pornocruto 08-28-2009 05:20 AM

MetaMan, thanks for the laugh :)

The_Adventure 08-28-2009 05:27 AM

I must be in a minority group then :D

MetaMan 08-28-2009 05:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Duck (Post 16245707)
Mr negative at it again.

thats why you changed your nick from "kandah" it is because it is a nick that equated with idiocy in GFY history.

BSleazy 08-28-2009 05:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 16244472)
I had to shut off avatars due to the fact the majority of webmasters look like ugly fat bastards.

why are so many of you so dam fat and so dam ugly?

do you think they will discover a webmaster gene?

how much fatter can some of you fat bastards get?


I just ate 2 sausage egg and cheese McMuffins and 2 hash browns from McDonalds along with a big ass glass of milk. Now I'm gonna kill a large coke I got there too.

Yummy in my tummy :)

Lace 08-28-2009 05:57 AM

I'm a skinny guy :Graucho

CaptainHowdy 08-28-2009 06:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lace (Post 16245783)
I'm a skinny guy :Graucho

Skinny but still ugly ... j/k!

pornguy 08-28-2009 06:21 AM

Im not skinny, but I sure as HELL aint fat.

Dirty Dane 08-28-2009 06:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by epitome (Post 16244489)
In the real world, the only thing that stops a person from getting laid is themselves.

:2 cents:

And their lack of money :2 cents:

Raf1 08-28-2009 06:22 AM

what a discovery !!!

Altwebdesign 08-28-2009 06:31 AM

This is not a fact about me ;)

seeandsee 08-28-2009 06:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 16244472)
I had to shut off avatars due to the fact the majority of webmasters look like ugly fat bastards.

why are so many of you so dam fat and so dam ugly?

do you think they will discover a webmaster gene?

how much fatter can some of you fat bastards get?

its called, sit on ass

Porn Grounds 08-28-2009 06:45 AM

I like cheese

brassmonkey 08-28-2009 06:48 AM

hahahahaha thanx 4 the 411

candyflip 08-28-2009 06:49 AM

I wish I could put on a few pounds. I weigh what I did when I graduated High School 15 years ago. :1orglaugh

cess 08-28-2009 06:51 AM

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5ufii2InsG...FatBastard.jpg

signupdamnit 08-28-2009 07:01 AM

Get a rope




j/k

DonovanTrent 08-28-2009 07:43 AM


TeasersVOD 08-28-2009 07:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by epitome (Post 16244489)
(a simple rule in life is if somebody has to tell you they are better than you...they are not better than you)

.... like Fox News has to tell you they're "Fair and Balanced"

spacedog 08-28-2009 07:56 AM

I'm skinny and beautiful

madawgz 08-28-2009 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by epitome (Post 16244489)
I love the idea of a guy naming himself metaman, putting a cartoon princess as his avatar.......

but he SAVED her from the castle! :upsidedow

Choopa Phil 08-28-2009 08:49 AM

always bulking

nation-x 08-28-2009 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 16244472)
I had to shut off avatars due to the fact the majority of webmasters look like ugly fat bastards.

why are so many of you so dam fat and so dam ugly?

do you think they will discover a webmaster gene?

how much fatter can some of you fat bastards get?

You forgot stupid

Due 08-28-2009 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BCyber (Post 16245777)
I just ate 2 sausage egg and cheese McMuffins and 2 hash browns from McDonalds along with a big ass glass of milk. Now I'm gonna kill a large coke I got there too.

Yummy in my tummy :)

Me too, but I had a bigmac instead of the milk and a diet coke since I'm on a diet. Ohh and ask for double bacon in the sausage egg and cheese McMuffins , that will make them just perfect :thumbsup

Then I got a 6 pack of nuggets to eat on the road :winkwink:

Bravo 08-28-2009 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DonovanTrent (Post 16246164)

ooh, shit!

pentae 08-28-2009 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 16244479)
why is it sad? it is humorous i love picking on people i am better than.

what easier targets than fat nerds?

Oh dude how you make me laugh :1orglaugh

PlugRush Sascha 08-28-2009 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by camchoice (Post 16245689)
Where did you get this stupid fact from. Most webmasters I know are not fat and ugly.. Did you ever visit a webmaster convention ?

I've been to webmaster conventions and most webmasters are fat and ugly. There are some who aren't obviously.

uvort 08-28-2009 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz (Post 16246454)
but he SAVED her from the castle! :upsidedow

Sorry... but your princess is in another castle. :helpme

Tom_PM 08-28-2009 09:56 AM

I havent decided on an avatar yet. Maybe the clown puking a rainbow....

Lace 08-28-2009 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 16245802)
Skinny but still ugly ... j/k!

Does this mean we can spoon now? :winkwink:

cosis 08-28-2009 10:21 AM

http://www.istanto.net/wp-content/up...er-294x300.jpg

tranza 08-28-2009 10:25 AM

I'm not any of them... hahaha

Huggles 08-28-2009 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 16244472)
I had to shut off avatars due to the fact the majority of webmasters look like ugly fat bastards.

why are so many of you so dam fat and so dam ugly?

do you think they will discover a webmaster gene?

how much fatter can some of you fat bastards get?



The lifestyle encourages it.


I switched my lifestyle from that of a shut-in adult webmaster to that of a semi-barstar and I have lost 25 lbs, re-grew all my hair, and now I'm tanned from all the time spent running in the sun.

DonovanTrent 08-28-2009 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cosis (Post 16246911)

I was waiting for him to show up.

media 08-28-2009 10:40 AM

I hold my own!!!!

Tjun 08-28-2009 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by camchoice (Post 16245689)
Where did you get this stupid fact from. Most webmasters I know are not fat and ugly.. Did you ever visit a webmaster convention ?

<< Do I look fat and ugly ?

Pascal, face it. You are fat, old, ugly, broke and have an ugly dog :1orglaugh

andrej_NDC 08-28-2009 10:42 AM

I'm the fattest and ugliest here, by far!

the content guy 08-28-2009 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by camchoice (Post 16245689)
Where did you get this stupid fact from. Most webmasters I know are not fat and ugly.. Did you ever visit a webmaster convention ?

<< Do I look fat and ugly ?

Hmmmm. I have, and my observations kinda support Metaman's theory. Also they very seldom if ever have a tan. Maybe they stand out more because they hang out in groups around the porn stars. :2 cents:

Jet - BANNED FOR LIFE 08-28-2009 11:52 AM

http://certifieddad.files.wordpress....in_obvious.jpg

amacontent 08-28-2009 12:02 PM

Funny thread , i had to put down my cupcakes and twinkies to type this.

Denaz 08-28-2009 02:42 PM

http://www.masturbatoreum.com/images/330.gif


:thumbsup

ProG 08-28-2009 03:04 PM



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