FACT: majority of adult webmasters are fat and ugly - Page 2 - GoFuckYourself.com

beefbarron · 08-28-2009, 03:23 PM

Im not fat and ugly but I have yet to be making a living off the web. So I geuss I fail.

Klen · 08-28-2009, 04:00 PM

That's normal when you do nothing else then sit on computer all day and night.

Major (Tom) · 08-28-2009, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

I had to shut off avatars due to the fact the majority of webmasters look like ugly fat bastards.

why are so many of you so dam fat and so dam ugly?

do you think they will discover a webmaster gene?

how much fatter can some of you fat bastards get?

LOL dude, this is the funniest post i've read in weeks!
Cheers,
Duke

mistick · 08-28-2009, 05:01 PM

majority not everybody

EllaBlack · 08-28-2009, 07:15 PM

Does NOT apply to me!!!!!!!!!!!

VeriSexy · 08-28-2009, 07:31 PM

Make sense as we sit on our asses all day

Licentious · 08-28-2009, 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

I had to shut off avatars due to the fact the majority of webmasters look like ugly fat bastards.

why are so many of you so dam fat and so dam ugly?

do you think they will discover a webmaster gene?

how much fatter can some of you fat bastards get?

I read an article the other day that might change that fact:

http://www.livescience.com/health/09...ese-brain.html

Cliffs:
fat people have 8% less brain matter. Americans are now PROVEN to be fat and stupid... great.

donteattuna · 08-30-2009, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by DonovanTrent

I was waiting for him to show up.

yeah, i need to start collecting royalties for everyone using my picture

SpeakEasy · 08-30-2009, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by epitome

I love the idea of a guy naming himself metaman, putting a cartoon princess as his avatar, talking about how he is better than everyone (a simple rule in life is if somebody has to tell you they are better than you...they are not better than you), only to make regular posts about how fat chicks prevent him from getting laid. In the real world, the only thing that stops a person from getting laid is themselves.

metaman does this because he has a tiny penis and this keyboard worrier stuff helps him feel better.

Manowar · 08-30-2009, 03:34 PM

they dont call em whales for nothing

MetaMan · 08-30-2009, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by SpeakEasy

metaman does this because he has a tiny penis and this keyboard worrier stuff helps him feel better.

does what?

puts you fat bastards in your place?

how gay is it that you are talking about my cock and i dont even know you?

if you want to hop on my cock you will have to get in line, the waiting list is so long i had to have software developed just to database all the dime pieces.

my cock is so big that when i go to the local butcher women try to order the salami loaf out of my pants.

Robocrop · 08-30-2009, 05:05 PM

I think your theory is right to 70%, I am not fat nor am I ugly.

But its the same way with gamers..there are like 3 normal looking ones out of 10, I also believe many webmasters became webmasters due to the lack of social skills and no pussy just because they have always been fat and never popular.

Just my two cents.

LBBV · 08-30-2009, 05:22 PM

DavieVegas · 08-30-2009, 06:18 PM

lol this is no new news. I remember going to my first show and seeing all of this. Even worse today it seems if you are talking about it

RyuLion · 08-30-2009, 06:21 PM

I might be but I get all the ass I want..and when I want, at random..

MetaMan · 08-30-2009, 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by DavieVegas

lol this is no new news. I remember going to my first show and seeing all of this. Even worse today it seems if you are talking about it

i heard that the hotels get an elevator specialist to come in before the shows and check everything to make sure the elavators can handle the extra load.

sicone · 08-30-2009, 06:22 PM

I am not ugly

MetaMan · 08-30-2009, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by RyuLion

I might be but I get all the ass I want..and when I want, at random..

xxxjay · 08-30-2009, 10:05 PM

Put down the mirror dumbass!! You won't have to see one

MetaMan · 08-30-2009, 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by xxxjay

Put down the mirror dumbass!! You won't have to see one

go take some prescription meds loser.

xxxjay · 08-30-2009, 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

go take some prescription meds loser.

Oh man, that was one of my better put downs. Love it.

MetaMan · 08-30-2009, 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by xxxjay

Oh man, that was one of my better put downs. Love it.

massaging your own cock nothing new there.

maybe try to get a woman for once?

TDF · 08-30-2009, 11:15 PM

Jakke PNG · 08-30-2009, 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

I had to shut off avatars due to the fact the majority of webmasters look like ugly fat bastards.

Lucky for you I don't have my real pic on my avatar, do have it in my profile though.
I'm also a bastard, for real.

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

why are so many of you so dam fat and so dam ugly?

Lack of fresh air, exercise and bad genes & diet on my part.

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

do you think they will discover a webmaster gene?

No. But uglygene is around.

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

how much fatter can some of you fat bastards get?

The sky's the limit, I've seen people over 1000 lbs.

Blingbaby · 08-31-2009, 12:24 AM

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Originally Posted by BCyber

I just ate 2 sausage egg and cheese McMuffins and 2 hash browns from McDonalds along with a big ass glass of milk. Now I'm gonna kill a large coke I got there too.

Yummy in my tummy

and you need a picture of yourself with 3 chicks you pay to feel good about yourself. I think the *I have a small weener how do I compensate?* thread is a few links below..

Davy · 08-31-2009, 12:45 AM

I'm glad I'm not fat.

xxxjay · 08-31-2009, 03:08 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

maybe try to get a woman for once?

a what???

Sands · 08-31-2009, 03:28 AM

I've been on the MetaMan diet for two months now and I'm happy to report that I've lost 30 lbs and I've gained three inches in length!

Thanks MetaMan!

http://www.loseweightthemetamanway.com/

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